the ultimate list of 50th birthday gift ideas for guy that have everything

You're Only Old Once

Did you know Dr. Seuss didn't just write books for kids? This tale for the elderly would make an awesome gag gift for his 50th. And in all honestly, he'll probably find it pretty heartwarming.

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#2

50 Things To Do When You Turn 50

It's time to teach the old dog some new tricks. This book is a compilation of stories from experts and celebrities who are here to remind him that the fun's only just begun.

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#3

A Personalized Bobblehead Figurine

Through all his 50 years on Earth, he's never seen a gift quite like this. Send in a picture of the birthday boy and this artist will create a bobblehead in his likeness. You can even choose the outfit and accessories!

$99 .99

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#4

You're 50 Toilet Paper

There's nothing like poop emoji toilet paper to liven up a party! This novelty TP has the design printed on every sheet and is sure to give the birthday boy some laughs.

$12 .99

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#5

You Know You're Fifty When

You know you're 50 when "twice in one night" refers to trips to the bathroom. This hilarious 50th birthday gift will remind him that there's a little bit of truth to every good joke.

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#6

Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses

He's been around for 50 years, so you'd think he has everything. But there's no way he has these sunglasses that double as headphones! Perfect for outdoor exercise, they're the only sunglasses with a soundtrack.

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#7

Aged To Perfection Whiskey Glass

It only took him 50 years, but he's finally aged to perfection. This etched whiskey glass will display your favorite guy's birth year and help him raise a glass to many more years to come.

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#8

Acupressure Foot Massage Sandals

Once you turn 50, "dad gifts" are officially fair game. These sandals scream "old man" from the looks of them, but once he slides them on, the massaging nodules will bring some serious relief to his feet and ankles.

$24 .29

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#9

Retro Candy Gift Box

Remind him of the good old days when he could eat whatever he wanted without having to go up a pant size. This gift box for his 50th birthday is full of his favorite old-school candies and chocolates from Pop Rocks to candy necklaces.

$44 .99

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#10

Carnivore Club Subscription Box

Subscription boxes aren't just for the ladies. A membership to the Carnivore Club means a box full or artisan cured meats will arrive at his door every month. They could include anything from classic beef jerky to an exotic South African biltong.

$54 .99

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#11

The Bucket List Book

It's never too late to start chasing your dreams. Whether he already has a bucket list going or he needs some ideas to start one, this book will inspire some amazing adventures in his next 50 years.

$24 .07

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#12

I am 49+1 Beer Glass

Simple math made more fun. This 50th birthday beer glass is hand-engraved and is sure to keep holding his beverage of choice for years to come.

$19 .95

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#13

Wooden Docking Station

This solid ash docking station is the perfect solution for a cluttered counter or desk. He can charge his device while keeping track of his keys, wallet, and sunglasses. It even comes gift wrapped!

$26 .80

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#14

Endlessly Singing Prank Happy Birthday Card

This purely evil birthday card doesn't look like anything special from the outside. But when he opens it, it'll start playing "Happy Birthday" - on an endless loop. If he tries to rip it in half and destroy it? A confetti explosion!

$14 .99

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#15

The Shiatsu Back Shoulder & Neck Massager

It's not easy being half a century old. This Shiatsu-style massager uses heat and different pulsating settings to relieve all of the aches and pains in his neck, shoulders, and upper back.

$35 .99

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#16

The Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

There are two things that 50-year-old men love: their cars and things that make their lives easier. This car cannon will save him some major cash by making his at-home car washes easier and more thorough.

$49 .99

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#17

100 Scratch Off Movies To Watch Bucket List Poster

The perfect birthday gift for the cinema buff, this scratch-off poster will inspire him to watch 100 of the best films of all time. It'll make an awesome piece of home decor and might just help him discover a new favorite.

$21 .99

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#18

Drink Cocktail Smoker

He might think he knows it all when it comes to making a good, stiff drink, but chances are he's never used his very own cocktail smoker. This device can be used indoors or outdoors to add an amazing smoky flavor to whiskey (or to food!).

$19 .99

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#19

What You Don't Know About Turning 50

Q: Is 50 too young to be concerned about bladder control problems? A: Depends. This hilarious book tells the birthday boy about all the fun things he has to look forward to, from adult diapers to senior discounts.

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#20

Ship In A Bottle Bourbon Whiskey Decanter

Aging is a journey - and his ship has sailed. What better way to raise a glass to his old age than with this one-of-a-kind ship in a bottle decanter? It'll look amazing on his bar and will add some major sophistication to his next night of drinking.

$160 .00

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#21

Color Coded Push Up Training System

No matter how old he gets, push-ups will always be one of the easiest and most effective forms of exercise. This training board is designed to help him perfect various push-up forms that will target the back, shoulders, triceps, and his entire core.

$69 .99

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#22

Keysmart Key Holder & Keychain Organizer

Important men have lots of keys. This keychain organizer will be a major space saver in his pocket and will save your sanity by preventing him from fumbling around looking for the house key for 20 minutes.

$14 .99

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#23

The Universal Socket

A great gift for the handyman who has it all, this universal socket can automatically adjust to any size or shape of screws, nuts, or bolts. It even comes with a power drill adapter to make it even more useful when you can't quite find the right tool.

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#24

DudeRobe The Robe Made For Men

Robes are for men, too - especially this one that comes with matching shorts. The DudeRobe is really more of a sweatpants/robe hybrid, and it'll keep him comfy and stylish year-round.

$150 .00

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#25

ABananaCover Naked Feeling Boxer Briefs

He's reached an age where his body deserves to be treated like a temple and these naked-feeling boxer briefs will do the trick. Crafted from micro-modal fabric, the barely-there boxers wick away sweat and moisture preventing chafing and feelings of grossness. Plus, they feel good under any clothing because they don't feel bulky.

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#26

Mechanical Watch Cufflinks

These awesome cufflinks are made from actual parts of a 20th-century watch. They'd make an amazing 50th birthday gift for an engineer or a handyman who can tell you all about how stuff works.

$19 .17

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#27

Walabot See-Through Stud Finder Tool

The Walabot turns your smartphone into a stud finder. It might not sound like the most exciting gift, but what's better than helping your favorite guy become an even better handyman?

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#28

A Weighted Blanket For Better Sleep

There's no better gift than the gift of a good night's sleep. A weighted blanket will help your favorite guy fight off anxiety, restlessness, and insomnia for the best sleep he's had in his life.

$49 .99

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#29

Ultimate Toys For Men

Give him something to aspire to as he approaches midlife with a book packed with toys there any man would want. From once-in-a-lifetime experiences like trips to a tropical island to cars that he's only dreamed of driving, Ulitmate Toys for Men will give him goals for the next fifty years of his life.

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#30

Old As S**t Sash Gag Gift

If you're throwing a 50th birthday party for your favorite guy, make sure you help him complete his wardrobe with this hilarious sash. He might as well embrace it!

$6 .95

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#31

How Old Are You Really Party Game

Age is just a number, and this party game will help you figure out yours. Add 5 years if you own a bathrobe. Subtract 5 years if you recently drew something dirty on a car.

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#32

GrowlerWerks uKeg 64oz Carbonate Growler

This gift means he doesn't even have to leave the house to enjoy a freshly-poured craft beer. It's a win-win! Whether he wants to brew his own or pour in something store-bought, the uKeg carbonated growler will keep it perfectly fresh and bubbly.

$176 .00

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#33

Magnetic Bottle Hangers

You're never too old to learn a new life hack, and these magnetic bottle hangers for his fridge will blow his mind. They'll hold a six-pack at the top of his fridge so that he'll have more room on the trays for actual food.

$29 .99

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#34

Waterman Gold Trim Writing Pen

A high-quality pen is an old fashioned gift that deserves to come back in style. This black and gold one comes straight from Paris and will add some major sophistication to his business doings.

$79 .00

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#35

Gourmet Coffee Subscription Box

There's nothing wrong with the cheap, store-bought blend he's been drinking, but it's time to help him level up his coffee drinking experience for his next 50 years. This subscription service will send him a monthly box of Seattle's best small-batch blends.

$129 .00

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#36

The Comfy Blanket Sweatshirt

It's too late for him to hop on the style trends now, so he might as well be comfortable. This blanket/sweatshirt hybrid will keep him warm, and keep his hands free, so he can kick back and relax.

$39 .99

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#37

Dropstop The Car Seat Gap Filler

No fry will ever be left behind with this genius invention. The flexible cushion fits between your car seat and console in almost any vehicle and will catch fly away food crumbs, cell phones, or anything else that tends to get stuck between the seats.

$24 .99

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#38

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0

For below-the-waist maintenance, you can't do better than the Lawn Mower 3.0. It'll keep the "lawn" perfectly trimmed, and it's cordless and waterproof for easy use. He'll thank you later.

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#39

A Scalp Massager Tool

If you're looking for a cheap 50th birthday gift that he'll still love, a scalp massager is this way to go. These wire scratchers might not look like much, but they'll provide some major relief to itches and tension headaches.

$5 .99

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#40

Leatherman Wave Multitool

A high-quality multitool means he'll be prepared for whatever project life throws at him. This one from Leatherman packs 18 tools in one and includes everything from standard wire cutters to a bottle opener.

$119 .95

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#41

Manly Scented Candles

There's more than one way to keep your house smelling great! These manly candles, with scents like Fresh Shave, Vintage Oak, and Woodland Escape, will fill his home with luxury without feeling girly.

$20 .00

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