23 Really Funny White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Secretly Want For Themselves

Updated: May 30 2026
23 Really Funny White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Secretly Want For Themselves
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Whether it’s a funny gift for the office holiday party or a prize for the winner of your family’s Christmas drinking games, one of these White Elephant Gifts will be the most sought after item. Friends, family, coworkers, and everyone in between will get a good laugh out of the great gift you’re tossing on the pile for the Yankee Swap. One of the greatest things about white elephant gift exchanges is that the presents are so versatile, they’re not limited to Nasty Christmas. If you’re short on ideas for your brother’s stocking stuffer, a gag gift for your doofy uncle, or a SFW option like a Bob Ross figurine or wine-themed treat for the office’s Secret Santa, any and all of these white elephant gift ideas have got you covered. Thanks to you, everyone will be stepping up their gift exchange game next year.

Bass Fish Flip Flops

A master fisherman deserves some footwear that suits his fishy nature. These bass flip flops are just what you need for any fishing trip.
$22 .88

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Beer Soap

Beer is everything the body needs and more. In this particular case, it's soap! If you love kicking back some cold ones, you'll love starting off your morning with a zesty shower fueled with beer soap!
$7 .99

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Bob Ross Heat Reactive Mug

Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.
$19 .95

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Bob Ross Waffle Maker

Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you'll be eating Bob Ross lookin' waffles!
$24 .99

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Bubble Clay Face Mask

Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!
$9 .80

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Candy Cigarettes

A throwback to the golden age of candy, candy cigarettes are the ultimate gift for retro candy lovers. They still taste like chalk, but gee willikers is it nostalgic to munch on!
$11 .44

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Exfoliating Butt Masks

What what in the butt! It's time to get cheeky with these exfoliating butt masks! This frisky four pack of booty masks will get your bottom feeling baby smooth while also hydrating, firming, and rejuvenating that tooshie.
$32 .00

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Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Beef jerky is too boring. Step your jerky game up with this sampler pack of exotic meat jerky sticks! It includes everything from Kangaroo to Wild Boar to Alligator!
$27 .99

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Gross Pimple Popping Toy

Forget popping bubble wrap. The hot new trend is popping some juicy pimples! Made of all natural pus, it's truly a pimple poppers wet dream. You can even refill it with more pus for additional disgusting extraction sessions. You freak.
$19 .99

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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

Guac is extra and we can't afford to keep paying for it! So start growing your own with this avocado tree growing kit. It includes everything you need to start growing your very own avocado tree from the comfort of your home.
$9 .96

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Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

Chugging from the bottle is a statement you want to be making. Guzzle Buddy is a 16 ounce glass cup that attaches to any standard wine bottle so you can aerate, pour, and drink like the filthy animal you are in just one simple step!
$17 .99

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How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!
$5 .99

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How to Poo at Work

Mastering the art of poo'ing at work is no easy task. But with the incredibly helpful "How To Poo At Work" book, you'll be on your way to dropping chocolate dragons during your lunch break without even breaking a sweat.
$15 .28

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If You Can Read This, Bring Wine Socks

This is my life now. If you can read these socks, you are legally obligated to bring me some wine. And if you don't... well, I'm not going to get up, I'm pretty comfy... but when I do eventually get up, you're never going to hear the end of it!
$8 .99

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Mixology Dice

Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone's cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!
$24 .00

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Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
$25 .00

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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Who is the Pooping Pooches Calendar meant for, you ask? EVERYONE! People who love dogs, people who hate dogs, cat owners, it doesn't matter. It's a calendar with dogs pooping! Why wouldn't you want to buy this thing?!
$16 .99

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Remote Control Poop Car

Poop is always better when it's motorized! This remote control poop car can spin and make farting noises. What more could you possibly want from a brilliant invention.
$24 .99

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Rick And Morty Portal Gun

Transport yourself to another universe with the Rick & Morty portal gun. Okay, so it's not a real functioning portal gun... but it looks pretty damn cool as it projects a green glowing portal onto any wall.
$24 .49

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Sriracha Bottle Keychain

Don't ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you're never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn't drenched in Sriracha.
$15 .99

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The Animal Penis Book

If you’ve never peeped at the twigs and berries that some members of the animal kingdom are rocking, are you even living your best life? This book is a laugh riot, with fun facts and pictures of the family jewels of a selection of animals around the world.
$15 .99

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He's sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as "covfefe" and "fake news". It's a must-read, believe me.
$17 .77

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The Burrito Blanket

Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
$19 .99

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The Gift Of Nothing

For the man/woman who has everything and says they "want nothing", you can finally give that to them with The Gift Of Nothing. It's as clever as it is disappointing.
$22 .98

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The Lazy Phone Holder

Haters gon' hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
$9 .29

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The Plant Urinal

What a brilliant idea! Water your plants and cut down on toilet flushings! Okay okay... so this isn't a real product, it's just a really hilarious prank gift box that you can use to put your gift inside of.
$9 .99

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The Screaming Goat

If you love goats - or even if you don't - the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.
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The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it's an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You'll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
$9 .51

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Tile Sport Key Finder Device

If you're a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it'll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.
$19 .95

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Triceratops Taco Holder

Taco Tuesday is going Jurassic with the TriceraTaco taco holder. This beastly home and kitchen accessory can hold up to two tacos at a time. It's perfect for adding some dino flair to an already delicious meal.
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TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

Boost your brain power with TruBrain. It's a complete source of nutrients and nootropics that'll help you overcome procrastination, mental blocks, and improve your overall verbal fluency. It's sort of like that pill from the movie "Limitless", except it's in liquid form and you won't learn another language in mere minutes while using it.
$89 .00

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Walker Texas Ranger DVD Collection

Chuck Norris. That's right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.
$94 .95

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Whatever I'm Late Wall Clock

Being on schedule... who needs it! The Whatever clock is a fully functional clock, but the falling numbers and humorous wording will remind you to not take your schedule so seriously.
$25 .99

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White Trash Cooking Recipe Book

It's time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.
$12 .99

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