If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye.

Everyone loves sloppy blowjobs, but nobody likes the mess – that’s why you need a blowjob bib during your next cock gobbling marathon. It fits comfortably around the neck, keeping you dry while you perform some good old fashioned fellatio!

There’s no nut too large to crack for old Hilldawg. This Hillary Clinton nutcracker stands at a commanding nine inches tall, comes in a conservative navy-blue power suit, and boasts a pair of killer thighs lined with heavy-duty steel teeth.

Keep Fido and other curious critters from tearing up your beautiful garden by installing these animal repellent sprinklers. These useful sprinklers will shoot out a steady stream of water when your pooch or any other animal tries to approach, thereby discouraging them.

Level up your wallet with the Bikini Buck Credit Card Sticker Cover – because every swipe deserves style and sass. This geeky vinyl skin transforms your boring card into pixel-perfect retro mischief while keeping full functionality.

Ensure victory on the battlefield by going in armed with the NERF Ultra One motorized blaster. This very capable blaster comes with a high-capacity drum that holds up to 25 rounds and can quickly fire them up to 120-feet away.

Straining and rinsing fruits and veggies has never been easier thanks to this over the sink cutting board. This dishwasher safe cutting board comes with non-slip edges and features a built-in collapsible silicone strainer with a 2.5 quart capacity.

Live out your college dreams of wrestling with women in skimpy outfits with help from the bulk jello wrestling kit. Inside this magnificent kit you’ll find everything you need for the party of a lifetime. Just fill up the kiddie pool and unleash the bad decisions.

Keep your fingers from freezing off when the temperature plummets by grabbing ahold of these split magnetic hand warmers. They heat up in just three seconds and offer three different levels of heating to ensure that you stay toasty at all times.

Unlock your water gun’s true potential with Goblies! This colorful goo for water guns is super simple to use. All you have to do is load into your trusty gun’s tank just like you would water, and you’re good to go. The best part is that the goo easily washes off with water.

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

The Necronomnomnom: Recipes and Rites from the Lore of H. P. Lovecraft will make a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of bookworms and foodies alike. It comes with 50 recipes for dishes like Cthus-Koos, The Deep Fried Deep One, and New England Damned Chowder.