35 foolproof gifts for your sibling that you might just want to keep for yourself

How Not To Be A Dick Etiquette Book

Even if you love him, you gotta admit that sometimes your brother can be a dick. But you can teach an old brother new tricks with this etiquette book. It's packed full of hilariously delivered lessons in manners so he'll laugh instead of getting mad.

$10 .11

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#2

What If? Scientific Answers To Absurd Hypothetical Questions

If your bro is an off-the-wall kind of guy, give him a read that'll stretch his wacky mind to some impressive limits with What If? At the very least, it'll make him more fun to talk to at parties.

$14 .00

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#3

Man Up! 367 Skills For Men

There's no such thing as a dumb question, but just in case you do have one, this book will NEVER tell anyone what that question was. From breaking up with a bud to cooking for a date, this book will teach your bro how to man up.

$7 .95

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#4

100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

If you brother likens himself an auteur, let his film watching aspirations reach their full potential with a scratch off movie bucket list. Send him on a trip through genre and time, this list spans decades and covers all types of movies.

$26 .15

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#5

The Cheese Printer Prank Gift Box

Henri Remoulade's Cheese Printer might seem too good to be true. That's because it is, but the box will make you think you've just opened a winner. Hide the real stuff inside this gag box, but don't lose an opportunity to convince your bro that a cheese printer is a real deal.

$9 .99

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#6

Tactical Pen Self-Defense Multi-Tool Pen

If your brother is a veteran of the battlefield or the boardroom, he'll get a kick out of the tactical pen. It looks like something out of an action movie, it can write, it can fight, it can open a bottle of wine, and it can shine a light on the darkest rooms.

$21 .97

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#7

World's Okayest Brother Shirt

If your brother was not bad but not great, mostly just fine, he needs this shirt. If your brother was your absolute hero and the coolest kid on the block, he still needs this shirt so his ego doesn't get too big.

$19 .99

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#8

The Hot Sauce Challenge Set

Mama didn't raise no quitters, so give your bro the hot sauce challenge in a box and pit yourself against him in the ultimate test. Who can stand up to the flames the longest? Only time will tell, but don't let him win.

$29 .95

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#9

The Gift Of Nothing

Take your bro at his word when he says he wants nothing for his birthday or other holiday and get him literally nothing. This package contains, well, nothing. Let's be real, he already has everything he could ever need: you.

$22 .98

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#10

Carnivore Club Subscription Box

If he's the Sultan of Spanish Chorizo, the Bambino of Bresaola, the Prince of Prosciutto, your bro needs more meat in his life. The Carnivore Club delivers with 4-6 artisan cured meats delivered right to his door.

$54 .99

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#11

Drink Cocktail Smoker

If molecular gastronomy is your bro's game, let him play. He'll get to practice his skills and you'll both get an artisan cocktail with this drink cocktail smoker. It comes with a book of recipes in case you want to try something new.

$19 .99

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#12

6-in-1 Life Saving Car Tool

You never want to think the worst will happen, but if it does, give your bro the ultimate wingman. The 6-in-1 Life Saving Car tool is a literal life saver. It cuts through seatbelts and can break safety glass. He could save his own life, or someone else's.

$19 .95

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#13

Scotch Infused Toothpicks

When day drinking isn't a possibility but a little booze would go a long way, your bro will be grateful you gifted him bourbon-infused toothpicks. With a little nibble, he'll be infused with a little whiskey and a lot of patience.

$25 .66

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#14

Comfy Blanket Sweatshirt

When the man flu strikes, this hoodie will heal you faster than chicken soup. It's big, it's fleece, it's warm, it's soft, it feels like mom is hugging you even if you feel too old to admit that mom's hugs can solve anything.

$39 .99

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#15

The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm

Think of how many times you’ve told your brother “I’d rather be punched than do x” and of how many times he punched you because he doesn’t understand sarcasm. This book will save your arm from a lot of bruises and kick up your brother’s IQ a few points.

$13 .48

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#16

Himalayan Salt BBQ Grilling Plank

If he's always the first to volunteer to host the family barbecue, get your bro something to get a little culinarily adventurous. This salt grilling plank can be used during cooking to infuse flavor, or can be used to serve cold food. Clean up is easy, just wipe it down.

$24 .95

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#17

Wooden Docking Station

If your bro is the bespoke sort, get him something that will fit in with his new bougie lifestyle. A beautiful wooden desk organizer and docking station will be a fantastic and functional addition to his carefully curated decor. Plus, he'll never lose his watch, sunglasses, keys or wallet again.

$26 .80

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#18

Color Coded Push Up Training System

If all your brother can talk about is getting swole, staying swole and macros, shut him up and let him grunt on the floor for a little while with a color coded push up system. It lets him work almost every muscle in his upper body.

$69 .99

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#19

Scratch Off World Map Poster

If travel is his jam, your bro will be happier to see this scratch off map in his Christmas stocking than scratch off lottery cards. He'll have lots of fun slowly uncovering the world and seeing the places he's been, remembering the fun times he had in each along the way.

$24 .97

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#20

NES Classic Mini

This NES is almost exactly like the one you and your brother used to play plopped down in front of the TV on Saturday nights. It's loaded with games, from Pac Man to Mario to Zelda II. Relive some childhood glory and build new memories with this gift.

$259 .98

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#21

KeySmart Key Holder & Organizer

If your brother's pockets jingle jangle like he's driving Santa's sleigh, help the man out. The KeySmart organizes up to 14 keys into a slim frame. Can also attach to a car fob so all the keys can stay in one place.

$14 .99

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#22

Personalized Face Stickers

There's no better way to say "I'm stuck on you, bro" than with the gift of your face on stickers. Alternatively, get him sticker sheets of his own face, so he can stick on all the things you shouldn't touch or steal from him.

$15 .99

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#23

DudeRobe The Robe Made For Men

Robe up after the shower in the DudeRobe. This ain't your girlfriend's bathroom. It's got a belt tacked on so it can never be lost, the pockets are deep AF, the hood and body are lined with terry cloth to dry you off, and the cuffs are hoodie style so they don't fall down.

$150 .00

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#24

Magnetic Bottle Hangers

Stop knocking over the precious beers in your fridge. With these strips, you can hang them from the top of the shelf above them rather than rest them on the shelf below and pray they won't fall over or out after getting bumped by leftovers.

$29 .99

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#25

Weighted Sleep Blanket

You can't make fun of him for sleeping in this blanket because the joke will be on you. A weighted sleep blanket will send your bro straight to dreamland, you'll be jealous of all the shuteye he's getting.

$49 .99

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#26

Ember Temperature Controlled Coffee Mug

Beloved by corporate types and screenwriters alike, the Ember temperature controlled mug is a must-have for anyone that's sick of microwaving coffee (gross!). It's got enough battery to keep your cup warm for an hour, or can be plugged into to keep your joe warm forever.

$124 .00

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#27

Dropstop The Car Seat Gap Filler

If your brother has kids, he knows the struggle of spilled fries is real. They fall between the seats and only return every 20 years to smell up the minivan. But not after you get him the Dropstop, which fills the gaps between seat and console. Now dropped fries can be eaten, the five-second rule applies.

$24 .99

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#28

Beard Grooming Kit

If your bro looks like an attendee at the latest lumberjack convention, it might be time for a change. This beard grooming kit gives him everything he needs to touch it up, soften it up, and get his beard locks looking luxurious.

$14 .97

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#29

Handmade Wooden Sunglasses

If your bro can be found down at the local craft brew tavern sipping on IPAs in his flannel shirt on the weekends, he needs the sunnies in the summer to protect his eyes that'll match his hipster persona. These handmade wooden sunglasses with polarized lenses will fit in perfectly with his attire.

$26 .99

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#30

ChiliSleep Cube Sleep System

Save his relationship with a unique chilling system that'll cool him down while his GF is cuddled up and comfortable under her own blanket. The ChiliSleep is ideal for hot sleepers and delivers the exact temperature of chill they need to sleep through the night. It's easily controlled via remote and the blanket it comes with is hella soft.

$594 .15

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#31

MVMT Premium Wrist Watches

A man who just landed his dream job in his dream office needs the wardrobe to match. Treat him to the gift of time in its most fashionable form. The MVMT watch is classic, chic, and not too flashy. It stands out and fits in all at once, making it timeless.

$95 .00

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#32

Oculus All-In-One VR Gaming Headset

It's not exactly an Atari or a Sega Genesis, it's about 1000x as advanced and much cooler than both, but it will trip your nostalgia trigger. If your bro is the guru of gaming, he'll love playing the Oculus VR Headset and if you're nice, he might share with you, just like old times.

$449 .00

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#33

Kombucha Brewing Starter Kit

If your bro is a modern day hippie, get him a gift that lets him indulge his love for all things natural. This Kombucha Starter kit will have him fermenting his own tea in no time. If you ask nicely, maybe he'll even share some of his drinks, which can help reduce stress, boost immunity and improve digestion.

$49 .95

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#34

The Ridge Ultra Slim Minimalist Wallet

It's time for bro to grow up a little and ditch the Velcro wallet he's been hanging onto since high school. This minimalist RFID blocking wallet that holds up to 12 cards and has a convenient money clip will elevate him from geek to chic.

$75 .99

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#35

Dr. Squatch Pine Tar Soap

If your bro's odor goes beyond musk into mysterious, the man needs some help. The Dr. Squatch is in. Not only will the woodsy scent appeal to his manly sensibilities, it's made with pine tar and coconut oils to exfoliate and moisturize.

$6 .49

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#36

Bose Frames Open Ear Audio Glasses

He wouldn't listen to you when you were kids because he had his headphones in but now he has no excuse. These Bose frames go over his ears instead of in them so he can hear every word you say as well as his favorite tunes.

$199 .00

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#37

Manly Scented Candles

Candles aren't just pink and bubbly, some of them are made to be manly indulgences, too. These hand poured candles are more rustic than your average candle and feature notes of musk, lavender and vanilla to create a fresh fragrant aroma worthy of a bachelor pad.

$20 .00

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#38

Wireless Phone Charging Pad

A tech-savvy bro needs tech-forward equipment for charging his high-tech items. This wireless charging pad will recharge his phone simply by touch, no cord connection to phone required. Plus, you can still use your device while it charges.

$75 .00

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#39

Personalized Face On A Paddleboard

This gift gives brand new meaning to the word selfie stick. Either take one of his mugs and get it printed so you and all your friends can look like him or print your own face on one so he never forgets what you look like.

$38 .99

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#40

Yeti Rambler Vacuum Insulated Bottle

A bro on the go needs a tumbler that will keep his joe piping hot or freezing cold. The Yeti Rambler does just that and looks good doing it. Pick out his favorite color and he'll never forget the almost indestructible, vacuum insulated thermos at work again.

$53 .95

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#41

Viking Beard Oil Conditioner

If your bro's beard is often described as wiry, weathered or windburned, it's time for a change. The Viking Revolution will pillage and plunder all the dryness and dandruff out of his beard hair and usher in softness and smooth skin.

$9 .88

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#42

Apple Airpods Pro

You've gotten him a gift card to Applebee's for the last ten years but this year, knock his socks off with top-of-the-line Apple AirPods Pro. No matter how big his ears are, they'll fit. And they're noise cancelling, just in case he wants to drown you out.

$249 .00

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#43

RUGGED & DAPPER Face Moisturizer

Skin care isn't just for women. Your bro might even find that he's a little luckier with the ladies if his face doesn't look as dry as the Sahara desert. Rugged and Dapper has a matte finish, is fragrance free, and stops dryness and breakouts in their tracks. It's a win win.

$28 .95

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#44

Dollar Shave Club Subscription Box

Razors are a racket but Dollar Shave Club aims to change that. With this giftcard you can treat your bro to almost a year of high-quality, inexpensive razors and primo shave lotion.

$75 .00

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