Being hung like a horse is a curse few understand. Learn how to cope with your gargantuan gonzo with this helpful guide. It comes filled with prayers, daily affirmations, and thoughtful quotes to help manage day-to-day life with your magnum dong.

Reduce your chances of regret after a big decision by weighing out your options with help from the Make A Decision pad. Each page is specifically designed to help you weigh out and examine all the angles and consequences of your upcoming life choice.

Give the gift of ultimate disappointment with this 20lb lump of coal. Perfect for that one friend or family member who really deserves it. It doubles as a doorstop, workout equipment, or a conversation piece. Santa’s least favorite gag gift just got even heftier!

Give the geek in your life a birthday present they’ll never forget by decorating their cake using these comic book cake toppers. These lively toppers features colorful designs inspired by the classic comic book action phrases like “ZAP!”, “WHAM!”, and “BOOM!”.

Make tea time feel a little less stuffy by lightening the mood with the TeaBagger tea infuser. This hilariously designed infuser is crafted from 100% food-grade silicone and can be used for either loose-leaf tea or with regular tea bags.

The Family1st 4G GPS tracking device will give you peace of mind when your teen takes the car for a ride. It operates on a fast 4G LTE network, allows for customized geofencing zones, and features a compact design that easily fits in the glove compartment.

Keep your noggin in top form by routinely working it out with The Ultimate Brain Health Puzzle Book. This entertaining book comes jam-packed with all sorts of brain teasers ranging from Soduku and word searches to cryptograms and crosswords.

See if you’ve got what it takes to break the amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record equipped with Clark Griswold’s aluminum saucer sled. It’s crafted from premium-grade aluminum alloy and accented with soft-grip handles.

This vertical fire pit log grate is your ticket to building a roaring bonfire with ease. It’s crafted from alloy steel and features a unique design that allows for proper airflow so that the kindling ignites quickly and the logs burn evenly.

Blast off and set course for adventure by embarking on countless imaginary missions while playing in the astronaut space mission sandbox. This compact sandbox comes with all the space tools necessary for exploration of the great unknown.

Effortlessly add a touch of opulence to your ride’s interior by installing this ignition button bling. It features an easy to apply adhesive backing and comes encrusted in gorgeous crystals available in either silver, pink, or blue hues.

Supercharge any drink with a few Buoy natural electrolyte drops. These zero-calorie and zero-sugar drops will help you stay properly hydrated so that you’re at peak performance levels. Best of all, it’s flavorless in everything but water, including alcohol.