33 Fresh Avocado Gifts That'll Make You Scream Holy Guacamole

Updated: Nov 15 2023
33 Fresh Avocado Gifts That'll Make You Scream Holy Guacamole
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Holy guacamole, Batman, have you seen this list of fresh and spicy avocado gifts? Like the tomato, the avocado is a fruit, not a veggie, but it's one of the most vegetable-y fruits out there. That's why it makes a good food gift, everyone loves a fruit basket, or perhaps a subscription box that delivers avocados right to their door! And for Millennials, how could you not treat them to something avocado-themed?  From coffee mugs to stickers, fine art prints to yard accessories, the Millennial in your life will be totally obsessed with these avo-tastic delights. If you're an avocado lover or you know one, look no further for a gift  at the perfect ripeness than the delights on this list!

3-in-1 Avocado Tool

Slice your avocado open, remove the pit with ease, and dice your avocado all with the same tool using this cool 3-in-1 utensil. It has sharp pieces that make quick work of all parts of the avocado prep process.
$9 .99

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Bring Me Avocado Funny Socks

There are times when guac will not do, you want the whole-ass avocado. Politely ask someone to fetch you one while your feet are up by donning this pair of comfy socks. If you’re a Millennial they’re a must!
$8 .49

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Avocado Blanket

Take a nice little avo-NAP-o while snuggled up in an avocado blanket. Alternatively, you can pull this 5-foot diameter flannel blanket over your body and curl up into a ball to mimic what it feels like to be the pit in your favorite fruit.
$16 .99

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Guacamole Serving Bowl

Is it possible that guac served from a ceramic dish that looks like an avocado tastes even better than regular guac? Find out by using this hilariously perfect serving dish. The ladle doubles as a pit and stem, it’s literally genius.
$22 .99

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Everything But the Avocado Toast Seasoning

Add the toast to an avocado and this everything but the toast seasoning and you’ll be in for a real treat! Share an avo sprinkled with the handcrafted blend with your Boomer parents and they might finally understand what’s so appealing about your breakfast.
$8 .40

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Avocado Fairy Lights

If you’re serious about the avocado life get serious about your avocado decor. This charming set of fairy lights sets the perfect scene in a young adult’s kitchen. It should go without saying that the 25+ avocados on the strand pair well with Millennial Pink.
$11 .99

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Creamy Avocado Skin Care Set

Make your skin smile with help from this rich and creamy avocado bath gift set from The Body Shop. The tiny kit contains lotion, shower cream, body yogurt, and an exfoliating loofah that’ll leave your skin looking extra fresh.
$18 .00

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Grow Your Own Avocado Tree Kit

If you’ve got 50 years or so on your hands and love avocados, the AvoSeedo is the kitchen accessory for you. Use it to sprout a brand new avocado tree from the pit of your avocado. Plant it outside, tend to it and wait, your patience will pay off in guac one day!
$9 .96

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Avocado Sticker Set

Dress your home, car, or the signs around the neighborhood in bright green avocado style with this mega pack of stickers. There are 50 in the set, each sporting a different design style, look, sentiment, or feeling. They’re waterproof, too, so they can go anywhere.
$5 .95

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Cute Avocado Slippers

Slide your feet into these soft slippers and you’ll be ready for Taco Tuesday on a Sunday morning! The charming pair of footwear keep your tootsies nice and toasty and have non-skid soles to keep you from slipping around.
$15 .99

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The Avocado Hugger

Avocados look small but then you eat half and whoa, there’s a lot left. Save your avocados in an effective and eco-friendly way with the avocado hugger. The silicone piece fits over most small-to-medium avocados that have their pits removed.
$14 .99

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Avocado Onesie

This onesie gets even more hilarious if the wearer is either pregnant or has a beer belly. But everyone can get in on the fun of the zippered suit, which has a hood so you don’t have to miss out on sporting that lovely avocado stem and leaf.
$29 .99

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Avocado Stress Ball

Stress less with some help from your vegetables! No, not by eating them, who wants to do that? Squeeze 'em instead! This cute foam stress toy will help you deal with all those anxious feelings in a very healthy way.
$13 .29

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Avocado Butter Slime

If you were to make guacamole with your hands it would probably feel a lot like this avocado slime. The advantage of the slime is that it’s reusable and a lot less messy. Have a stress relieving ball working the gooey stuff in your hands.
$15 .99

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Inflatable Avocado Pool Float

Enjoy the avocado life down at the pool with a float that looks like a half of your favorite fruit. The inflatable is just over 5 feet in height, perfect for lounging, and has a removable pit you can use as a beach ball.
$25 .99

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Cute Avocado Throw Blanket

Snuggle up on a cold winter night with your favorite fruit, the avocado! How can you not smile when you gaze upon the giddy avocados on this 50”x60” flannel blanket? It’s as heartwarming as it is body-warming.
$18 .99

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Throw Throw Avocado Card Game

Don’t let the puppy dog eyes on this pair of avocados fool you, Throw Throw Avocado is the fact-paced, wild and wacky game of throwing things at your friends that your game night need. The avocados are soft so your vases and skulls will be safe.
$17 .49

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Avocado Make Up Bag

Whether it’s pencils and pens or mascara and lip balm it’ll fit great in this adorable avocado zippered pouch. The pretty pouch has a washable fabric body in case of spills or residue left inside.
$6 .99

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Avocado Bucket Hat

Not only are avocados great at keeping your body healthy, they’re great at keeping your eyes and skin healthy, too! This avocado bucket hat, for example, keeps harmful UV rays out of your eyes and off of your skin. Kiss sunburn goodbye!
$13 .89

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You Guac My World Shadowbow

Tell a fellow avocado fanatic how much their affinity for you and green fruits warms your heart with this charming shadow box. The box is sized perfectly for a desk and has a cool 3D look thanks to an acrylic front.
$8 .88

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Avocado Smash Card Game

If you were a fan of slap jack as a kid, take your game night to the next level with Avocado Smash. A deck of numbered cards comes packed in a plastic avocado that makes the game great for travel. The rules are simple so it’s great for kiddos!
$12 .00

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Bespoke Avocado Growing Kit

When you want to grow your very own avocado tree but you want to do it in a bespoke way, try this glass vase. It includes a minimalist holster for your avocado pit. It’s a must-have for plant mamas who prefer contemporary decor.
$18 .99

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Avocado Crossbody Purse

Head to the farmer’s market with crossbody over your shoulder and you’ll be catching an avo-cadre of compliments. The happy bag will make you smile and has just enough space for your cash, cards, keys, phone, and an avocado for a snack.
$12 .99

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I'm Avocado Sheet Mask

Hello avocado, it’s nice to meet you! Now, introduce the avocado to your face. This K-beauty sheet music is packed full of avocado oil and other extracts that will make your skin look fresher than an avocado picked off the vine.
$3 .00

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Spice Lab Guacmole Seasoning

Spice up your next dish of guacamole quite literally with The Spice Lab’s guacamole seasoning. It’s a secret handcrafted blend of over 6 spices, but you’ll notice oregano, a touch of heat, and salt in the mix. Bon Appetit!
$7 .95

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Avocado Hot Sauce

While avocado is usually used to add some creamy cool to a dish, it also works great to give it a little heat. This bottle of Avocado Hot sauce might be your new favorite taco topping. It’s got a little smokiness to it, too, yum!
$14 .99

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