33 Playful Desk Toys That'll Make The Nine-To-Five Feel Like Nine-To-Fun

Sand Painting Pendulum

Let gravity and the universe make the art with this pendulum zen garden. There are a near-infinite number of start angles that create a near-infinite number of delicate drawings in the sand. The petite toy is a mesmerizing addition to your space.

$33 .89

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#2

Desktop Therapist Toy

You can tell the desktop therapist how you really feel and he won't even charge you a copay or reply with that condescending, "I see" that drives you nuts in your real therapy sessions. The petite psychologist is preprogrammed with 16 phrases of support to get you through your toughest days.

$24 .90

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#3

Desktop Candy Claw Machine

Head to the arcade by doing nothing more than turning your desk chair in another direction with this desktop claw machine. The petite game can be filled with the candy or toys of your choosing and you can play to win as many times as you want.

$39 .99

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#4

Prank Hidden Sound Torture Devices

Ruin the day of everyone in the office by planting a few of these prank hidden torture devices around the space. They beep at random intervals so they're almost impossible to find and are just loud enough to be annoying without being disruptive.

$19 .99

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#5

3D Gravity Ball Maze

You'll have something fun to do with your hands during your next conference call with this 3D gravity maze. The mazes come in blue, green, orange, and red and are a fun brain-bender for everyone in the office. In fact, they'd make a great gift for your fellow colleagues.

$9 .99

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#6

USB Plasma Ball Lamp Light

Throw your desk toys back to the 90s with a plasma ball lamp that provides endless hours of entertainment. This one can be powered by USB, an upgrade on the original, and will follow your fingers if you trace them across the glass, just like the vintage ones did.

$13 .95

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#7

Tensegrity Sculpture Building Kit

This toy won't make you more productive but it might make you want to go back to school to get a degree in physics. The incredible gravity-defying piece looks like it shouldn't be standing at all and yet, it remains upright, ready to awe another passerby.

$9 .98

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#8

Desktop Baseball Game

While snow swirls outside you can dream of a hot summer night with this baseball game on your desk. It's a twist on pinball, with all sorts of nooks and crannies you can bat your ball bearing into. The wood toy is simple and fun to play and might bring some of your coworkers around to your desk.

$25 .13

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#9

Desk Sized Fishing Pole

See if you can snag that mini bag of chips that's been sitting on your coworker's desk since last Friday with this desktop-sized fishing rod. It extends to 20" and is pre-spooled with a 3lb line, so you could conceivably try and snag a box of Pop-Tarts with it.

$24 .54

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#10

Retro Mini Arcade Game

Sitting through a conference call without having something to multitask with is such a snooze. With this arcade machine on your desk, you'll have 200 preloaded games to enjoy while you pretend to care about Jim from Data Management's statistics. It has a 2.5" screen in full color, better than the black and white you played as a kid.

$25 .56

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#11

Ferris Wheel Fidget Spinner

Ferris wheels aren't just for the carnival, they're for your desk, too! Give this stainless steel fidget spinner a push and watch as it seamlessly sails in a circle around its axis. It's quiet so no one will know you're playing with toys.

$19 .99

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#12

Human Face Stress Toy

Brighten your own day by playing with this screaming human face stress toy. Give him a squish or a stretch and watch as his face morphs into different odd emotions. The toy comes in black or white and has a base emotion of depressed, happy, provoked, or sulky and is totally odor-free.

$14 .99

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#13

Tiny Desktop Marquee

Make your fellow office mates jealous that you're OOO for a week with this marquee on your desk broadcasting that you've peaced the F out. The tiny light board comes with 100 PVC tiles comprised of letters, numbers, and symbols.

$10 .92

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#14

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Celebrate your epic wins with a guy who's always down to party. The wacky waving inflatable tube guy stands at 18" and sits atop of tiny but powerful fan. He dances, wiggles, and shakes endlessly in relative silence, and you should feel free to join him. No one in the office will stare, we promise.

$11 .66

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#15

Desktop Dartboard

You'll feel like you're down at the pub with the boys when you're playing with this board. The magnetic set comes with three magnetic darts to toss at the 4.5"x5" surface. Your boss can't be mad if the darts won't damage the drywall, right?

$14 .97

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#16

Swinging Stick Desk Toy

Enjoy the magic and mesmerizing effect of a double pendulum with this fascinating swinging stick toy. Give it a tap and it'll start to wobble and spin like an off-kilter windmill. When you need a moment of zen, set it about spinning and watch it move to find some inner peace.

$98 .00

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#17

The Office Talking Button

This is more than an iconic prank that Jim played on Dwight, it is hilarity in the shape of a Jello mold because it speaks. The miniature is programmed with some of the series' most iconic phrases and barks them out every time you tap on the top of it.

$12 .95

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#18

The Big Enter Key

When you have a really angry message to send and you've already pounded out all the letters, spaces, and symbols, there's only one thing left to do, press Enter. Slam it in style with this giant plush Enter key. Smack it with your fist and that angry message will fly to its recipient through cyberspace.

$19 .99

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#19

Desktop Planetarium

Instead of coming in on a Saturday, stay late at work and enjoy the delights of this mini planetarium after the sun sinks below the horizon. The petite device is only 3" tall but shines your choice of 12 Hellenistic constellations on the wall. A 48-page book is included full of facts and figures about the celestial wonders it projects.

$9 .99

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#20

The Screaming Goat

Bring the barnyard to the cubicle farm with the Screaming Goat. The very angry plastic fella needs only a tap on his base to belt out a shriek that'll scare everyone in the immediate vicinity. The toy comes with a tiny book of facts about goats that you'll find very informative.

$7 .96

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#21

Desktop Catapult

Think of this as the updated version of passing notes in class. Send a note attached to a ball sailing over the side of the cube wall to your bestie on the other side. Or, shoot for the moon aka the other side of the office and really pull back the basket on the catapult.

$14 .99

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#22

Electronic Desktop Drum Set

You don't wanna work, you just wanna bang on your drums all day, and you can with this desktop set. There are 3 modes to play with and 5 touch-sensitive drums that'll respond to your tapping. Pretty soon everyone in the office will be jamming.

$21 .95

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#23

Positive Affirmation Button

Everyone will be dropping by your desk for a pep talk, but not from you personally. They'll want to tap this button and hear one of 50 preprogrammed phrases that might be funny, peppy, empowering, inspirational, wise, or hilarious. You might even find it boosts morales around the office.

$14 .95

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#24

Desktop Zoltar Oracle Toy

Zoltar knows all and his words will tell you what the stars have in store with this miniature. The desk toy comes with the fortune teller and his iconic booth as well as 16 fortune cards that tell you of your fate.

$12 .61

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#25

Desktop Golf Set

Dream of a day spent on the links with your pals by playing a round or two with this desktop golf set. It's uniquely entertaining because you can adjust the slope to play your way through 18 holes. The golf ball is magnetic and petite putters for left-handers and right-handers are included.

$39 .95

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#26

Desktop Tetherball: It's a Wrap!

Pickleball might be en vogue but all the coolest cats are playing desktop tetherball. You can play this game with yourself or with a friend, all the rules are printed in the included book along with some fun trivia and history.

$10 .18

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#27

Tabletop Cornhole Game

Bring the backyard battles to your desk with a tiny tailgate classic game. The cornhole kit comes with two wood cornhole boards and six tiny beanbags to toss between them. Try your aim, your dexterity, and agility and see which of your coworkers would make a worthy opponent on the larger cornhole battlefield.

$18 .65

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#28

Classic Drinky Drinky Bird

You can't beat a classic and the drinkiy drinky bird is about as classic as they come. Science makes magic in the bird, and through the power of evaporation, condensation, and weight balance the bird bobs up and down for hours on end.

$9 .89

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#29

Power Magnetic Sculpture

Gravity-defying toys are always the best to have on your desk but this one really takes the cake. Using the power of magnetism, the butterflies appear to swarm around each other in any arrangement you see fit. With 14 butterflies to play with, the creative opportunities are endless.

$12 .99

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#30

Desktop Trash Can

For pens or pencils, coins you have leftover that you can use in the vending machine, or as a place to store passive-aggressive notes from your boss, this trash can set is perfect. The duo comes with one for trash and one for recycling and stands at about 5" tall.

$16 .98

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#31

Colorful Water Dropper Toy

Keep stress at bay with one of the simplest but most fun stim toys ever. Gravity guides this one, which is filled with water and colorful oil that dances around in the bubbler. Turn it over and over, use it for a timer, give it a shake, the possibilities are endless.

$6 .99

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#32

Newton's Cradle Pendulum Toy

You can't go wrong with a classic and that's precisely what Newton's Cradle is. The pendulum toy has adorned desks for almost as long as desks have been a thing. You'll have loads of fun with this one, making the beads move and bounce off of each other for hours on end.

$17 .31

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#33

Desktop Bowling Set

Pick up the spare or go for a turkey with a desktop bowling set. The tabletop alleyway has gutters and all. To shoot, you'll use the ramp, which can be aimed in a variety of directions to help you get your best score.

$9 .99

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#34

Poppit Stress Sheets

When your coworkers are getting you down, don't pop off at them, Poppit! Grab one of the sheets from this veritable tissue box and get squeezing. There are 14 sheets of bubble wrap in the box and you'll feel better after squeezing your way through at least one of them.

$8 .99

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#35

Desktop Punching Bag

When your boss comes by and voluntells you to come in on a Saturday because "that would be great," you gotta let out that frustration. This stress buster will have you zen in no time. The punching bag adheres to your desk with a giant suction cup and stays put even after multiple punches.

$22 .95

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#36

Lego Orchid Plant

Orchids are notoriously hard to take care of...unless they're made of Lego! This stylized orchid can live forever and brings an air of sophistication and beauty to your space. The lovely botanical sits in a "vase" just like a real plant might and has 608 pieces for you to work with.

$39 .99

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#37

Speks Geode Magnetic Sphere

Make your very own marvelous 2D and 3D shapes with Speks Geode. The fascinating toy is comprised of a dozen pentagonal pieces that have a magnet embedded in each side. You can put them together and pull them apart and create up to 1000 different things.

$29 .95

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#38

Desktop Strongman Game

Wax your mustache into handlebars and get ready to flex those muscles! With the desktop strongman kit you, too, can feel the pride that comes with sending a ball bearing to the top of a gauge and hearing a bright DING upon it reaching its pinnacle.

$9 .99

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#39

Bob Ross Mr. Potato Head

Imagine some scenes with happy little spuds with Bob Ross as a potato on your desk. The oddball figurine is a Poptater and works a lot like Mr. Potato Head does, you can arrange his facial parts and clothes as you see fit. There are 15 to play with, so you can flex your creativity.

$17 .99

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#40

30 Second Dance Party Button

When things in the office get tense, de-escalate with a 30-second dance party. Or, when morale drops, do the same. Tap the bright yellow button and an exciting song will burst from its speakers along with some peppy light effects.

$24 .99

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#41

Mr. Predicto Fortune Teller

Want to know if you're going to get that promotion? Or if you'll hit your quarterly target? Ask Mr. Predicto! The talking fortune teller ball is programmed with 30 positive, neutral, and negative responses that he'll dole out at the press of a button.

$15 .95

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#42

Desktop Shufleboard Game

Shuffleboard ain't just for the snowbirds at their Florida homes, it's for people who are miles away from retirement, too. You can play a full, albeit scaled-down, version of the iconic game with this set, which includes an extendable platform and weighted pucks. Granny better watch out, you're coming for her title.

$8 .99

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#43

Desktop Football Game

When you're dreaming of Sunday afternoons and Monday nights, this is the set that'll get you through it. Grab a pal and fling the mini football down the field at the goalpost. Do you have what it takes to be a mini kicker for the Desktop Football League?

$14 .95

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#44

Desktop Skee Ball Toy

When the quarter is ending and you've already blown your target out of the water you have plenty of time to mess around with this skee ball toy. The entire setup is included and 5 balls are there. Can you beat your high score from childhood?

$8 .76

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#45

Desktop Basketball Game

He shoots, he scores! With this toy on your desk you can enjoy some Any Month Madness. It's a multiplayer game so you can play with a pal or play with your right hand versus your left one to see who really is the strongest.

$16 .99

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#46

Dwight Bobblehead

This bobblehead is Dwight-ception. A bobblehead of Dwight in the hand of bobblehead Dwight, is that too much Schrute? Nonsense. You can never have too much Dwight in the Office, as long as you have a Jim to balance it out. The figurine is about 8" tall and is sure to make an impression on your colleagues.

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#47

Desktop Cornhole

You can put on a white collar but still be a blue collar guy at heart. For those who've got a little redneck in 'em, there is this desktop cornhole set. There are two tiny boards and eight tiny sandbags included so you can play with a pal.

$9 .25

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#48

Finger Hockey Game

Could you score a hat trick on yourself? You could certainly try! with this desktop hockey set you can conceivably play an entire right versus left game. On your next conference call, set up the included game mat, grab the teeny hockey sticks, and put on your pads. It's time to shoot and score.

$29 .65

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#49

Fisher Price Little People The Office Figurines

Fisher Price toys aren't just for little kids, they're for grown-ups, too, especially when those toys mimic grown-ups that are a part of pop culture. These charming figurines are lookalikes of your favorite Office characters. Dwight, Michael, Jim, and Pam would be happy to join your team, even if you don't sell paper.

$17 .99

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#50

Desktop MIni Air Horn

When you notice that Brad is napping at his desk and not pulling his weight, wake him up in style with this air horn. It's 3.5" tall but it'll blast a ton of hype into the atmosphere and scare the sh*t outta your fellow cubemates.

$8 .89

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#51

Desktop Croquet Set

When you're late, late, for a very important date, screw it, just stay at your desk and play a game of croquet a la the Queen of Hearts. This desk-sized set comes with all the accessories you need to set up a fun but challenging course for yourself.

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#52

Pig Desktop Vacuum

This little piggy didn't go to market but he did have a big breakfast! The pink porker likes to chow down on all the stuff that makes your desk dirty, like dust and dirt, crumbs, and little pieces of paper.

$17 .99

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