33 Ridiculously Funny Wine Glasses That'll Get You Drunk With Laughter

Updated: Jul 30 2021

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You'll go bottoms up for two reasons when you're sipping from these funny wine glasses. First because duh, it's wine and you want to drink every drop and second because you'll fall out of your chair laughing at the catchphrases and sentiments on the glasses. You can never have enough wine glasses and there's never been a more versatile gift for Mother's day, your best friend's birthday, or a "just because" for a wine lover that can't get enough of the stuff. Each glass makes a perfect gag gift and guarantees a ladies' night that'll leave your girl gang cackling with laughter. Even the most bougie of oenophiles won't be able to resist these ROFL-worthy wine glasses as part of their wine accessory collection. If laughter is the best medicine and a glass of rosé keeps the doctor away, with these glasses on your shelf, you'll live forever.

Prescription Wine Glass

You've got a fever and the only prescription is more wine! Forget the cowbell and opt for the laughs you'll get from this RX wine. One dose of red, one dose of white, and one dose of rosé a day keeps the blues away!

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I'm Not Always a B*tch Funny Wine Glass

Go ahead and give your family some false hope that you're not going to start screaming at them with this wine glass. The large, inviting print overshadows the small print that acts as a warning that'll send folks running.

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Half Wine Glass

Here's some wine math for you: if you're drinking from this half wine glass, you can have twice as many glasses. It's only half a glass, and if you've *only* had half a glass, you can and should have at least one more so you've had a whole glass.

$15 .81

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Because Punching People in the Face is Illegal

Instead of assault and battery, try some salty snacks and wine to recharge your batteries. Doesn't that sound a lot more pleasant? Even if your Mother-In-Law is driving you up the wall, some sangria in this glass is far better than jail time.

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Animal Pun Funny Wine Glasses

Gather your gaggle of gals and start drinking from a set of punny glasses that will inspire you to keep the wine and the puns flowing. If you're not laughing at the four animal names printed on the glasses, drink more and come up with your own additions to the herd.

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Golden Girls Wine Glass Set

The Golden Girls have aged like fine wine and even though their show has long since been off the air, you can still party with Blanche and the crew with this wine glass set. Each of the four glasses features a Girl and one of her iconic catchphrases.

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Mommy’s Time Out Artisan Painted Wine Glass

Even mommy's get time out sometimes, but usually only because they put themselves there. What does Mommy Time Out? Looks like sitting on a soft couch sipping a smooth red, white or rosé from this wine glass and everyone in the house staying in the other room. Wonderful.

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Upside Down Wine Glass

You're not drunk, this wine glass really is upside down. Have a little fun with your friends by flipping the script on an ordinary glass of wine. It's like the kinds in your cupboard in every other way, it's just wrong side up.

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I'm Speaking in Cursive Wine Glass

Wine is a classy beverage, that's something everyone can agree on. So it stands to reason that the phrase etched on this class is nothing but the truth. You're not slurring, you're breaking out your fancy cursive speaking voice.

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#10

Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wine Gone Funny Wine Glass

Clear eyes, full hearts, no thanks. A gal's Friday night looks a little different. Her boobs are free, her hair is messy, her pants are comfy, and she's sipping the last drop of wine from this laugh-out-loud funny glass.

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#11

The Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Bottles aren't just for babies, they're also for mommies in need of a little juice! This is a wine glass and a wine bottle wrapped into one, neat, wine-delivery package just waiting to hold your entire bottle of wine.

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#12

Tipsy Tipped Funny Cow Rolling Stemless Wine Glasses

How much wine does it take to moooo-ve a cow's Drunk-o-Meter from Tipsy to Tipped? An udderly insane amount! If you're laughing at that joke, there's a chance you need these glasses so you can pour your next glass of wine and keep laughing at terrible farm jokes.

$29 .95

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#13

I Love To Wrap Both My Hands Around It And Swallow

To be clear: this glass is absolutely talking about wine glass. If you're reading any double entendre here, it's just because you've had too much wine and are thinking about wrapping both your hands around your credit card and getting this glass. There is nothing suggestive about this glass's etching...nothing at all...

$12 .83

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#14

Of Course I Talk to Myself Wine Glass

In vino veritas, they say, and isn't ti true that wine brings out the expert in all of us? When friends see you walking around sipping from this etched glass they'll know that you're not just talking to yourself, you're talking to a true expert on all subjects.

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#15

The Gigantic Wine Glass

This wine glass is almost two feet tall. You could wear it on your head as a hat, but why would you want to before drinking wine from it? Imagine the pictures on your Instagram.

$67 .99

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#16

Mom Pour Funny Wine Glass

The great thing about drinking at home is when the sommelier pours light, you don't have to ask him to pour SOMME more of that. You can pour your own amount of rain and when the kids are the reason you're drinking, this glass can help you get to that coveted Mom Pour.

$16 .97

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#17

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Funny Wine Glass

When things are out of your control and you have no business trying to control them in the first place, there's no reason not to be sassy about it. During your next dish sesh with your girls, spill some tea about the fools acting up but rest easy and sip peacefully knowing those fools aren't your monkeys.

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#18

Shut Up Liver, You're Fine Funny Glass

Why is your liver WINE-ing? Wine is grapes, grapes are fruit and fruit is good for you. That just means you should take the sentiment printed on this class to heart and DRINK. MORE. WINE!

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#19

I Touch My Shelf Funny Wine Glass

The Divinyls would be delighted to know that their most famous song's most famous line has been parodied and brought to book club. What's book club for if not raunchy talk and drinking lots of wine? Books? Hell no.

$19 .95

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#20

Wine Glasses For Big Noses

If you knows your nose just isn't gonna fit inside one of those classy glasses they have to specify is "lead-free", don't even bother trifling with it. Embrace your enormous schnozz and drink comfortably from the wine glass for people with big noses.

$49 .99

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#21

Optimist Pessimist Wine Glass

You can be a glass half full and a glass half empty person with this stemless cup in your cupboard. Forget optimism and pessimism and lean into realism, and if we're being real, you should fill it to the brim and drink away.

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#22

Take Time to Chill Artisan Hand-Painted Wine Glass

It's not self care, it's SIP care, and you're gonna get it with this lovely handpainted glass. It's a pretty pastel reminder that you need to take a little time to yourself to unwind and relax after a long hard day or even a long hard hour. It's what wine is for.

$32 .90

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#23

Full Bottle Of Wine Glass

This could be a wine glass or it could be a parfait dish, it's just that big. It'll hold 750mL of your favorite white, red, or rosé and despite its size, remains well balanced so it won't spill out on your table.

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#24

Bad Assy Sassy Classy Wine Glass

You want to be a badass, right? Everyone wants to be a badass. Save the classiness for the restaurant Don't worry, the design etched on this wine glass will help you figure out where to stop pouring so that you can be the most BA badass you can be.

$15 .99

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#25

FML OMG LOL Funny Wine Glass

There are three ways any day can go and this wine glass covers them all and tells you just how much wine to drink to bring that back to "A-OK." Pour to the line, drink away, and then pour again to turn that "A-OK" into "ZZZ."

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#26

Thou Shall Not Try Me Funny Wine Glass

The Book of Mom is perhaps one of the most overlooked by anyone under the age of 30 (aka the age when you realize mom was right about everything). For those in the 21+ range that need a little reminder to listen to their mom, there is this sassy AF glass.

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#27

I'm Not Drinking Alone, I'm Social Distancing Wine Glass

In these trying times, it's your civic duty to stay home and drink instead of going out to the bar and drinking where you could put yourself or others in harm's way. Go you for being so responsible. Toast to yourself with this hilarious social distancing glass.

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#28

Wine Bottle Glass Attachment

Technically, this wine bottle glass attachment is a glass. It's clear, you can drink wine from it, it has a stem, is that not enough to make it a wine glass? Seems legit.

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#29

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

Nope, this is not a text to your BFF, the abbreviations on this glass are the range of emotions you've experienced to get to the point where you need (not just want) wine at the end of the day. Drink up, you deserve it.

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#30

Hocus Pocus Need Wine to Focus

Cast a spell on your brain and make things go a little wobbly by sipping from a handpainted glass decorated with a spooky and howl-out-loud funny phrase. The glass glitters and glistens, and will keep your witch's brew good to the last drop.

$26 .79

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#31

Mommy's Sippy Cup Wine Tumbler

Even mommies are prone to spilling after a few too many juices from this sippy cup but it's designed to keep her from embarrassing herself and ruining the carpet. Not only is the colorful insulated tumbler leakproof, it's got a straw to keep her teeth from getting stained.

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#32

I Hate Everybody But You Wine Glass

While it's unclear whether the "but you" here refers to a person or the very glass of wine you're drinking from, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have a glass to drink your wine from, which will make you like people more.

$18 .95

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