Blasphemy

Updated: Dec 14 2021

Dashboard Jesus

Let Dashboard Jesus guide you through traffic’s trials and tribulations! This 5” bobbling savior won’t take the wheel, but he’ll forgive your road rage and silently judge lane drifters. Stick him on your dash – because divine intervention never hurts in gridlock!

$9.49

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The Cannabis Grow Bible

Become an expert grower with The Cannabis Grow Bible guiding you every step of the way. It’ll help you grow into a bonafide cannabis connoisseur by teaching you everything you’ll need in order to grow some dank buds from the comfort of home.

$40.00

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Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal

Show your blind faith and give praise to the holy flying spaghetti monster with this omnipotent car decal. Beautifully capturing our lord and savior – the flying spaghetti monster – in blasphemous like detail, this decal is sure to get your car keyed up in Bible belt like areas.

$4.99

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