Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Ensure that you’ll definitely go to Hell when you die by playing the Cards Against Humanity card game. The rules of the game are simple, just use your creative wit to come up with the most offensive combinations to win this twisted game against your sick and depraved friends.