Fill guests with a sense of wonder when they explore your property and lay eyes on this big foot yard display lurking about. It towers at a commanding 7’3″ tall and is made from PVC that’s waterproof and highly durable, so it’ll last for years to come.

Make the incomparable Danny DeVito part of your entourage by taking this life-size cutout with you everywhere you go. This cardboard DeVito stands five feet tall and will also serve as the perfect party mascot, ensuring your shindigs reach peak DeVito-style hilarity!

Scare the ever-living s**t out of your family members, loved ones, or roommates by replacing all the 4″ x 2.5″ soup/veggie can labels in the pantry with this one for Spider Egg Soup. Blame it on the ghost who haunts your house!

Embark on a historical journey that spans hundreds of years by studying the fascinating contents of this coin-filled treasure chest. Each ornate wooden chest comes filled with a varied collection of carefully curated rare coins from 3 different centuries and 6 continents.

Explore the wilder side of the culinary spectrum by feasting on a side of preserved duck eggs. Each box comes with one healthy looking green preserved duck egg just waiting for you to sink your teeth in its supple green skin.

Those that consider fashion and fast food life need these fried onion ring earrings hanging from their ears. These ketchup-dipped onion rings measure 1.5 inches in diameter and look so real you’ll want to take a big bite out of one.

Get serious about lounging around by bumming it inside a wearable turtle shell pillow. This squishy and oh-so-soft pillow encases your body in a thick layer of padding so that you can just drop and lay in total comfort anytime the mood strikes, no matter where you are.

Anyone wishing their stuffed animals were more biologically accurate needs to check out these unneutered cat plushies. These cuddly kitties are uber soft and come in four size options, with the largest cat measuring 17.7 inches.

Cut down on waste while pampering your ears by cleaning them using this spring ear wax cleaner. This reusable device removes earwax buildup in an efficient manner while simultaneously giving your ear canals a soothing massage in the process.

Appease your inner murderino at your next poker night by playing with this serial killer-themed deck. Each card in the deck highlights a notorious serial killer and includes both an image of them along with a short description of their heinous crimes.

With this blackhead-covered ear toy you’ll be able to pop all the blackheads you could possibly ask for without harassing your better half in the process. The ear comes with twenty blackheads lodged into the skin that you get to pick out using a pair of tweezers.

Adventurous eaters with a sweet tooth will be able to thrill their taste buds like never before by sinking their teeth into a delectable chocolate-covered dessert scorpion. This exotic treat comes hand dipped in creamy chocolate for an unforgettable taste.