Valentines

Updated: Dec 14 2021

Sex Snap Naughty Card Game

Get game night hot and heavy by gathering together with your lover for a night of rousing erotic fun courtesy of this Sex Snap naughty card game. It’s an X-Rated version of the game Snap that is guaranteed to thrill every player in the room.

$9.39

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Beef Jerky Valentine’s Gift Box

This beef jerky gift box is a carnivore’s dream come true. This glorious care package/gift box comes jam packed with a multitude of incredibly delicious snacks ranging from crispy potato chips to venison steak strips, a tasty beef bar, and even a bit of ostrich jerky.

$39.99

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The Ultimate Game For Couples

See how well you really know your partner by playing The Ultimate Game for Couples. You’ll be able to play against only your partner or join forces with them and square off against other couples to see who really knows each other best.

$19.99

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Reusable Crotch Wig

Give your nether-region some added curb appeal with this reusable crotch wig. Available in 7 vibrant colors, this FDA-approved accessory measures 3.5-inches wide on top and 4.5-inches long at the bottom, making it the perfect cover-up option for botched Brazilians.

$10.99

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Chocolate Covered Strawberries

Make your Valentine’s Day festivities that much sweeter by indulging in these delectable chocolate covered strawberries with your sweetie. Each set comes with a dozen fresh and juicy strawberries lavishly hand-dipped in premium dark, milk and, pink-tinted white chocolate.

$39.97

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Love Is Art Canvas And Paint Kit

Turn the art of love making into literal art by getting down with the “love is art” canvas and paint kit. Creating your erotic masterpiece is easy – simply cover you and your lover’s body in paint, climb on top of the blank canvas, and start getting freaky!

$61.25

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The Perfect Man Chocolate

Avoid heartache from the opposite sex by trading your undeserving boyfriend in for the perfect man chocolate. He’s sweet, a great listener, and has a physique that’ll put any guy to shame. Best of all, he’s made out of rich milk chocolate.

$13.93

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The Bucket List Journal For Couples

Accomplish the goals you and your better half always talked about by writing them down in The Bucket List Journal For Couples. It’s divided into 7 categories that are designed to help you and your significant other put your goals into action.

$16.52

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Fuck Me Perfume

Have your date wrapped around your little finger the moment he takes a whiff of your intoxicating fragrance. From the sexually promiscuous playboys that brought you Sure Fuck cologne comes this stimulating aroma designed to make you romantically irresistible.

$33.50

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Porn For Women Book

Ladies, prepare to enter a fantasy world where men listen to your issues, prepare delicious home-cooked meals, and clean the house when you dig into the pages of the “Porn for Women” book. It portrays the opposite sex just as you’d always imagined.

$9.15

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55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

$1,629.67

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Heart Shaped Ice Cubes

Add a little love to the beverages and cocktails you create with the heart shaped ice cubes. The mold makes up to 14 miniature ice hearts and is made from heat resistant silicone – making it great for whipping up some delicious heart shaped treats.

$8.99

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