29 Propane-Fueled King Of The Hill Merch That's Perfect For Anyone Obsessed With The 90s Show

Updated: Nov 28 2023
29 Propane-Fueled King Of The Hill Merch That's Perfect For Anyone Obsessed With The 90s Show
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Dang it, Bobby, I tell you what these are the best King of the Hill merch items you'll ever find outside of Arlen, Texas. If Strickland Propane had a gift shop, you would find these fine pieces of merchandise on the shelves next to propane and propane accessories. Hank Hill and the whole crew, from Peggy to Bobby, Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale Gribble all await you in the fun finds below. Stickers, home decor, actual propane accessories, equipment that Hank might've had in the garage, t-shirts, and more based on the iconic Mike Judge comedy are just begging to be discovered. And if '90s comedies are your jam, check out Futurama gifts, too!

Dale Gribble Mack Hat

By wearing this hat and impersonating Dale Gribble you'll be doing him a favor. If there are two of him out there, how is the government going to know which one is the real one? How are they going to know which one to track? Next step: get a van with a dead bug on top.
$29 .00

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King of the Hill Complete DVD Set

When the internet goes out or streaming services dumb off shows once again, you'll be all set with this set of King of the Hill DVDs on your shelf. Every episode, every season, and some extras. Sounds pretty dang nice.
$67 .79

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Mow a Lawn Funny Magnet

It's a fair question that Hank posits here on this hilarious magnet. In moments of extreme stress any guy should reach for the keys of his mower and enjoy the smell of fresh cut grass to go cool off.
$8 .14

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KFM Killed Fitty Men Funny Mug

Show your appreciation for the greatest Colonel of all time with a mug bearing his description of his greatest achievement. This hilarious mug might cause a few spit takes from those around you, so be ready to duck in case bullets of coffee are flying through the air.
$5 .99

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Repro King of the Hill Autographed Print

It might be a reproduction but it's still pretty dang cool! The print features all the boys in the alley and the signatures of the voice actors who played them. It's a must for super fans of the iconic '90s show.
$47 .99

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King of the Hill Gang American Flag

Celebrate the 4th of July the way the guys on Rainey street would, by putting this American flag outside your home. Hank would be so proud to see himself, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer as part of your patriotic display.
$19 .99

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Propane Accessories

We're not entirely clear on what these propane accessories are, but Hank Hill never specified the sort you're supposed to have. Presumably, you should use the shiny spout thing to decorate your house, or perhaps leave them out for the propane fairy to visit.
$16 .99

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King of the Hill Lanyard

Do you ever find yourself saying, "Dang it, where are my keys?" Never again with this King of the Hill lanyard. Put your keys on the end of this officially licensed lanyard and they'll be easy to find, even at the bottom of your purse!
$14 .99

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That Boy Ain't Right Funny Magnet

Poor Bobby, he was just trying to get in a little kissing practice when Hank caught him and delivered this iconic line. Maybe that boy ain't right, but maybe he is. You'll still get a laugh from this magnet every time you walk by.
$7 .95

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An Actual Propane Grill

It's no Wagner Char-King but it'll work. Hank Hill would be proud to tell you this beauty, which is the "Char-Broil 463354021 Performance 4-Burner Cabinet Style Liquid Propane Gas Grill." It's got a stainless steel body, 435sq inches of cooking space and a 10000 BTU hooded burner. Dang, that's good.
$399 .00

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Chuck Mangione Vinyl

The Mega-Lo-Mart's favorite artist can ride again in your home with this Chuck Mangione vinyl. Put it on the turntable and chill out to some of the trumpeter's chillest tunes.
$59 .95

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Grillart 19-Piece Grilling Tools Set

If you know what's good for you, you'll only use this grilling tools set when you're cooking with propane. Otherwise, the ghost of Hank Hill will show up in your backyard and make off with the whole stainless steel set, and they're pretty nice, too!
$70 .99

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A Riding Lawnmower

Sit your diminished glutes down on this riding lawnmower and go make your grass look like a million bucks! The mower can take care of some serious acreage or a suburban lawn with ease and is gas-powered. Bill would definitely borrow it and lose it.
$5,049 .00

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Webster's Spanish Dictionary

Escuchame, it is very important to be able to communicate with Peggy Hill in her Spanish class, and to do so, you're going to need this dictionary. Not just because you'll need to check and see if the words she's using are actually real, but because you can show off your amazing skills by teaching her new words.
$8 .85

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Pack of Ribbed White Tank Tops

Cosplay Bill Dauterive with a big pack of ribbed white tank tops. They're available in any size, even for dudes who can more authentically imitate Bill Dauterive with a giant beer gut.
$16 .44

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