Danny Boy is the cheeky liquor dispenser that’ll get you and your friends pissed in more ways than one. It stands thirteen inches tall and holds up to sixteen ounces of your favorite spirit. It’s the perfect addition to any man cave or frat house bar.

Save your precious hardwood floors or carpet from certain destruction by getting your energetic pooch this dog digging toy. This ingenious toy will allow your doggy to satisfy his need to dig, without actually damaging anything in your home.

The vibrator necklace proves that the best hiding place is within plain sight. The discreet and inconspicuous design allows you to sneak this fancy clam jolter into any place, so you’ll always be prepared to take care of business – no matter how inappropriate the location!

This Shakespearean insults poster will make a wonderful addition for the home of any avid reader or English major. This fascinating piece comes with 100 brilliant insults organized into categories like creatures, bodily qualities, and food/drink.

Keep your mind sharp with the Master Theorem Book Of Puzzles, Intrigue, and Wit. This one-of-a-kind book is filled with unique beautifully illustrated, “escape-room-like puzzles that’ll have you decrypting messages and tackling creative brain-teasers.”

How Not to Be Helpful is a hysterical illustrated book that’s a must-read for sane people who often find themselves baffled by the seemingly erratic behavior of those around them or for poor-misguided souls who are in desperate need of some self-awareness.

Help novice astronomers more easily locate stars and constellations in the night sky with Stellarscope. This useful and geeky astronomy tool will help find both stars and constellations based on the current season – in both the southern and northern hemispheres.

The rotating eyes of the desktop alarm clock are perfect for anyone who isn’t particular about knowing the exact time. Its clever design works with the left eye rotating to tell the hour while the right eye tells the minutes, more or less.

Give your meal the perfect kick of sweet and spicy with some Mike’s Hot Honey. This palate-pleasing condiment is made with 100% pure honey infused with chili peppers and vinegar to produce a strangely delightful taste that will go good with just about anything.

The high rise lip frying pan is here to facilitate the cooking process while elevating your culinary talents. The innovative design and raised lip will allow even amateur cooks to flip food high into the air just like professional chefs do.

Become an expert on old school Atari games by sifting through the pages of the Art Of Atari book. This geeky compendium includes behind-the-scenes vintage photographs in addition to details on how dozens of classic titles were conceived of, illustrated, and built.

Avoid chapped lips in the most gnarly way possible by slathering on a heapin’ helping of Mountain Dew lip balm. It comes in a neat Mountain Dew bottle-shaped container and even tastes like the real thing too! An excellent gift for any gamer.