Combine your two greatest passions into one compact and enabling package with the hockey puck bottle opener. With a maple leaf emblazoned on one side and bottle opener on the other, it’s the most Canadian way possible to pop open a maple lager.

Show the fearless men and women who risk their lives on the regular some support by starting off your day with a cup of Fire Department Coffee. This roast features a bold full-bodied flavor with hints of citrus and dark chocolate.

Give your Halloween party instant ambiance by kicking things into high gear with this fog machine. It’s ready to use out of the box and will create thick clouds of smoke with ease to instantly give your costume party or haunted house a bewitching atmosphere.

Scheme and backstab your way to the top as you try to accumulate the most gold in this Deadwood 1876 board game. You and your associates must work together to steal as many of the gold-filled safes floating around the lawless town in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

Stay pruny while you get drunk at the local clubhouse pool with this floating cooler. The floating base features six convenient cup holders and houses the large cooler full of drinks that you can pass to underage kids who’ll put up with your belligerent stories of past glory.

Even those who are lactose intolerant will be able to enjoy a thick slice of Swiss cheese – as long as they use it to prop open the door. The Swiss cheese door stopper resembles a wedge of tasty cheese that is ideal for holding any door open without leaving scratch marks.

Get your fill of sour while turning your tongue greener than the Chicago river on St. Patrick’s by digging into this bag of Sour Pickle Balls. These sour pickle balls will put your sour threshold to the test with each and every bite.

Bacon fanatic and bacon-themed gastropub owner Peter Sherman has gifted humanity with The Bacon Bible. Inside this page-tuner you’ll find over 200 recipes that will show you how to incorporate bacon into almost any meal that you can think of.

Never miss your mark in the middle of the night with these toilet illuminating strips. These clever strips glow in the dark so your late night trips to the toilet don’t end in a nasty mess thanks to your poor aim and bad vision. You’re welcome, men.

Save space by swapping out your outdated and clunky board for one of these pullout ironing boards. They feature an ultra handy expandable frame that discreetly stows away inside a vanity drawer until you’re ready to iron.

This R2-D2 Tamagotchi will bring out-of-this-world nostalgia to any die-hard Star War fan’s life. You’ll have the privilege and joy of owning and training your very own R2-D2 to master various skills and unlock mini-games in the process.

Dig through sod and roots like a hot knife through butter by going in with the garden root slayer shovel. It features a comfortable ergonomic o-grip handle to prevent slipping along with a sharpened v-blade tip with rip saw teeth – eliminating the need for hatchets and saws.