44 Fantastic Spongebob Gifts That Even Mr. Krabs Would Spend His First Dollar On

Updated: May 01 2023
44 Fantastic Spongebob Gifts That Even Mr. Krabs Would Spend His First Dollar On
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What do you get for the person who lives in a pineapple under the sea and has everything? One of these bubbly Spongebob gifts, obviously! Nickelodeon's Spongebob Squarepants has been delighting kids and adults alike since the late '90s and is still going strong. Who couldn't fall in love with Bikini Bottom's cast of characters? From its absorbent, yellow, and porous star Spongebob himself to adorably stupid Patrick Star, there's nothing not to like about the seafaring show. Even more dry characters like Gary and Squidward Tentacles are irresistible, and who would not like Mr. Krabs and his eponymous Krabby Patty and the delightful Sandy Cheeks. Every single one of the characters is well-represented here in every which way from TV throwbacks to memes. The ultimate Spongebob fan will want one of each and will be buzzing like a jellyfish the second they receive one.

The Bikini Bottom Box - Officially Licensed Spongebob Squarepants Subscription Box

Treat yourself to a little taste of Bikini Bottom once a quarter with a box packed with premium goodies that no Spongebob fan should go without. From apparel to accessories, food to books, and more, this playful set is a must-have.
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Spongebob Squarepants Couch

Spongebob Squarecouch wants to support your back and neck when you're sitting on him, and he does. Kick back on this loveseat-sized sofa and discover a surprise: it rocks back slightly, making it an ideal gaming chair.
$72 .80

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Krusty Krab Lunch Pail

At this Krusty Krab, you don't have to place an order, all you have to do is open the side and reach in...kinda like what happens in the show anyway. Enjoy your lunch with some under the sea flair in this easy to clean PU leather bag that looks exactly like the famous restaurant.
$34 .90

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Spongebob Squarepants Deck by What Do You Meme?

Flex your meme skills by breaking out the Spongebob version of What Do you Meme? If you think you've got every one of the show's iconic memes meme-orized, just you wait until you start shuffling through these cards.
$12 .99

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Spongebob Uno Game

Wanna know what's really funnier than 24? Throwing down a draw 4 when your pal thinks they're about to get an Uno! Ruin their day with a set of the classic cards that feature favorite Spongebob memes.
$15 .49

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Spongebob Blanket with Sleeves

To really call yourself a Spongebob fan, you have to live the Sponge life. Moving into a pineapple and getting an oversized pet snail might be kinda hard and kinda weird, so wearing a Spongebob blanket with sleeves is the next best thing. Plus it's warm and cozy.
$19 .99

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Spongebob Mini Bluetooth Speaker

Throw a party the likes of which the jellyfish haven't even seen with this mini speaker. It's small but it's LOUD and can keep your party going for up to 4 hours on one charge. Need things to be louder? He can pair with another speaker to pump up the jams.
$29 .99

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Spongebob Character Puzzle

Putting this puzzle together is just the first part of the fun. The second part is playing a game of "Where's my favorite character?" The 1000-piecer features a lot of them, so you'll spend hours building and then hours looking.
$18 .67

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SpongeBob Popcorn Popper

Before you sit down to enjoy another binge-watch session of Spongebob Squarepants, why not make some delicious popcorn with your SpongeBob popcorn popper? Somehow, it'll taste a little better than it would from a normal popper, and it'll be exactly 6 cups, enough for a few episodes or a movie.
$39 .99

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Spongebob Plush Pillow Pal

Rest your head on a pillow so plush, not even a foghorn alarm clock would be able to rouse you from your slumber. This adorable plush recreation of your best sponge pal is a great place to take nap or a great way to protect against creatures of the deep that live under the bed.
$38 .90

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MONOPOLY: Spongebob Squarepants Meme Edition

Sure, you like to think you're the champion of Spongebob memes, but in order to officially claim the title, you need to prove it. Family Game Night will be lit when you break out this Meme Edition of Spongebob Monopoly. May the best Internet user win.
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Spongebob Krabby Patty RC Car

Spongebob doesn't have his driver's license, but you do when you're at the controller of this Krabby Patty RC car! Have a blast dashing him across the floor in the little vehicle. Just be careful that Mr. Krabs doesn't mistake it for Plankton trying to steal a patty!
$19 .99

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Burping Spongebob Squarepants Game

Play a game of musical burps and enjoy a night full of ridiculous fun and games with your buddies with Burping Spongebob. Pass him like a hot potato, he could stop the tropical music he plays and explode at any time.
$14 .99

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Surprised Patrick Giant Pool Float

Surprised Patrick is going to be really really surprised when he sees you cannonballing toward him from the edge of the pool! Add a little buoyant Bikini Bottom fun to your next party with this massive float.
$19 .99

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The Salty Spitoon Novelty Shirt

We're sorry to have to tell you that only tough fish are allowed to wear this shirt. Don't get anywhere near Goo Lagoon or The Salty Spitoon if you're a weenie. If you're not a weenie, feel free to wear this extra soft shirt and enjoy every second of it.
$21 .99

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Play-Doh Builder Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple House

Build your own Bikini Bottom with a playset made for kids (that adults can totally enjoy, too). With this Play-Doh set, you can make Spongebob's house and some jellyfish. SpongeBob and Patrick are included as figurines for added fun!
$36 .99

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Spongebob Surprise Bath Fizzie Set

Bath time is the best time ever when you get to enjoy it with Spongebob and friends! These fizzie bath bombs take the fun to the next level. First, they turn the bath water a fun color and make it smell really good. Then, after the water drains, a fun Spongebob-themed figurine is left.
$13 .99

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Spongebob Squarepants Chia Pet

If you've ever wondered what Spongebob would look like with hair (and not just that do he rocked at Pearl's Prom), find out with a Chia Pet! It's simple to grow and the end product is amusing and easy to take care of.
$29 .99

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Surprised Patrick Meme Figurine

Next time your coworker comes by and spills some serious tea, you don't have to respond right away, take your time to gather your thoughts and reply simply with this figurine. Surprised Patrick says it all without saying anything at all.
$38 .00

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Happy Socks 3 Pack of Spongebob Socks

Make the whole office jealous by showing off a pair of the happiest socks on Earth! This three-pack of socks in a happy box. Each pair features Spongebob is some zany situation and will make you the talk of the entire meeting.
$24 .00

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3D Sculpted Spongebob Mug

Be glad that this Spongebob mug isn't absorbent and porous, that would kind of ruin your cup of coffee. What he is, though, is ceramic and pretty darn cute, so you can take your coffee sunny side up.
$24 .99

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Glowing Pineapple Night Light

At night, your room looks like the bottom of the ocean. That's super scary. Shed some light on it with this glowing pineapple night light. The LED acrylic light looks like the kind the partying jellyfish that invaded Spongebob's house would have put up.
$16 .99

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Surprised Patrick Shirt

When you've got an occasion to attend like a gender reveal party or a wedding, you couldn't pick a better shirt to wear than this one. Patrick will convey all the surprise at the big moments with his mouth wide open across your entire torso so you don't have to.
$19 .99

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The Krusty Krab Drink Tumbler

Wet your whistle with a heaping helping of kelp juice from a tumbelr that looks like one Squidward would have handed you at the Krusty Krab. JK, you should drink something more delicious like soda, but you should still do it Spongebob style with this 16oz wonder.
$29 .99

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F U N Spongebob and Plankton Funko Pop

F is for the friendship that Spongebob and Plankton share for a total of one half an episode before Plankton went back to U being for Uranium...Bombs. Immortalize the 30 seconds they were BFFs with this creative Funko pop that your sad desk is begging for.
$49 .50

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Iconic Spongebob Pool Float

Enjoy a fun day at the pool with friends while lounging on your giant inflatable Spongebob pool float. This massive inflatable float has a wide mouth valve for easy inflating and deflating so you never have to wait too long to party.
$19 .99

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Mrs. Puff Crew Sock Set

You'll be on your best driving behavior when you're wearing these socks. Even if Mrs. Puff wasn't your driving instructor and even if you know these socks won't actually inflate if you stop short, you don't want to risk disappointed her, you know? She's been disappointed enough.
$7 .99

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Spongebob Aquarium Ornaments

Turn your aquarium into Bikini Bottom by adding a couple of your favorite characters to the water. This set includes Spongebob's pineapple cast in a durable resin that your fish will be able to live in for their entire lives.
$20 .22

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