35 Valheim Themed Gifts For Viking Gamers Who Are Obsessed With Valheim

Updated: Sep 24 2022
35 Valheim Themed Gifts For Viking Gamers Who Are Obsessed With Valheim
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While the Valkyries are ferrying your body to the tenth Norse world, why not stop and do some shopping in Mall-halla with one of these amazing Valheim gifts. Your mighty longship has plenty of room for you and your Viking friends to pluck some Norse mythology-themed merchandise from the Sky-Val magazine. Whether your goal when you reach the fantasy world that is the survival and sandbox video game is to tame boars or make the bees happy, you can with personalized drinking flagons or gamer must-haves that'll keep you building, exploring, and crafting weapons for hours. You don't even have to stop playing to enjoy at least 75% of these Valheim treats, so what are you waiting for?

Horn Shaped Coffee Mug

Passersby will stop to stare when they see you toting this horn-shaped coffee mug. It's only because they're jealous that they can't have something that's 12oz, looks awesome AF, and is BPA-free and leakproof.
$34 .50

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Bicycle Horn of Gondor

Move, boar, get out the way! This bicycle horn of Gondor is your key to making boars, bees, and everything in between get TF outta your path when you're cruising down the street on your two-wheeler.
$29 .99

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Axe Bottle Opener

Pop open a bottle of ale and toast to a good time with a Viking-themed opener. This axe is no good for chopping trees but it's great for uncapping beverages and easy to hold.
$13 .98

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Bearded Viking Beanie

If your "beard" looks more like your face needs a good scrubbin' instead of a hair rubbin', no worries. You can still be the Viking you know you are on the inside with this bearded Viking Beanie. Just put the crocheted piece on your head and you'll have luscious face locks that Odin would be jealous of.
$34 .99

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Carnivore Club Gift Box

To relate to a Viking, you must eat like a Viking, and the meat in this box is some good eating. We recommend setting down your controller or backing away from your keyboard before tucking into the selection of artisan dried meats that will tantalize your every tastebud.
$54 .99

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Viking Axe Shaving Straight Razor

Gilette is not the best a man can get, it's actually this Viking Axe straight razor. It's the perfect size for a manly paw to shave his face fuzz and will give you the same kinda shave that grandpa used to get at the barber.
$157 .00

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Hnefatafl Viking Chess Set

Impress guests by knowing how to say "Hnefatafl" and impress them even more when you know how to play it. The traditional Viking chess game will get your mind cranking with rules that are a little different than the ones you're used to.
$49 .99

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Viking Drinking Horn

When you're feeling thirsty and horny, satiate your every desire with this Viking drinking horn. The BPA-free item holds 24oz of your favorite beverage and comes with a stand to prop it up when you need to set it down.
$40 .00

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X Rocker Pro Ultimate Gaming Chair

If you're gonna be the ultimate gamer, you need to be sitting on a throne worthy of a king. The X Rocker Pro is THE chair that will make you feel like the champ you are. It vibrates, it's uber comfy, it has a headrest that'll keep you in an ergonomically sound position, and it might just make you win.
$250 .00

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You Could Eat Another Bite Shirt

Feast Valheim-style in this You Could Eat Another Bite shirt, and if you're feeling like it, take another bite or two or three. The shirt has a relaxed fit, so it's forgiving, and is comfy and long, so you can undo your belt and no one will know.
$19 .99

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Viking Revolution Beard Care Kit

Vikings had beards and they were damn proud of them. You need to take better care of that stringy mess on your fave if you want to be a true Viking and you can do just that with this kit. It's got a comb, a brush, scissors, cleanser, moisturizer, and instructions to tell you how to use each one.
$29 .88

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CraveBox Ultimate Snack Box

Your mama ain't gonna come running every time you need a snack. During your game marathon, you gotta bring your own fuel and the CraveBox has got you covered. It's packed with 50 different crunchy, sweet, savory, sour, chewy, snappy foods for you to indulge in.
$42 .95

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Viking Revolution Beard Wash & Beard Conditioner Set

It's not just your hair that needs to go through that lather, rinse, and repeat, it's your beard, too! Viking Revolution's beard wash set is specially formulated for the hair on your face and treats it right with jojoba, peppermint, and eucalyptus.
$17 .88

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Razer Ornata Chroma Gaming Keyboard

Real gamers need real gaming equipment and this backlit Razor keyboard will give you the advantage you need over gamers with lesser equipment. Not only is it highly responsive, it has a padded rest that'll keep your wrists comfortable.
$172 .99

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Logitech G Powerplay Wireless Charging System and Mouse

When you're playing a game that demands quick, fine movements, you need a mouse system that will get you those movements. Logitech's G Powerplay is top of the line. With almost no lag, it's super fast and charges the mouse as you use it.
$129 .99

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Gamma Ray Blue Light Blocking Glasses

You need your eyes to be able to game and if you want to game longer, stronger, and without having to breakout the Visine, you need these Gamma Ray Blue light blocking glasses. They're comfortable on the ears and coated with a thin layer of a special chemical that protects your pupils.
$13 .99

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