27 Dank Smoking Accessories That Any Self-Respecting Stoner Needs In Their Life

Updated: Jun 09 2023
27 Dank Smoking Accessories That Any Self-Respecting Stoner Needs In Their Life
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Make your next smoke sesh better than ever with one of these dank weed smoking accessories. From dab rigs to subscription buddies, modern portable water pipes to classic rolling trays, these are perfect for new smokers and folks who passed blunts at the OG Woodstock. Looking for some good cannabis karma? Set a newbie stoner up with his first stash box and stash jars, you'll find 'em both here. Indulge in a little stress relief with some smoking accessories including but not limited to adorable glass pieces (strawberries, anyone?), plush nugs, and food to fuel your Munchie Machine. The 420 Fairy has blessed this list with loads of cannabis accessories and goodies for enjoying the high life (think uber-comfy blankets, music, and psychedelic coloring books). Get too lit to quit and grab some fun stuff today! 

Vaporizer Hoodie

To know the bong is to be the bong and you can be with the vaporizer hoodie. Your friends' jaws will drop when they see you hit the shoelace coming out of your hood because it's not a shoelace at all, it's part of a pipe to deliver you some sick tokes.
$125 .00

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Cannabonsai: A Beginners Guide

This book teaches you to make cannabis plants that are beyond your wildest dreams of what marijuana can look like. Instead of the typical plants, Cannabonsai walks you through turning your herb into one of three incredibly eye-catching (and harvestable) bonsai bushes.
$34 .99

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Smoke Buddy Personal Air Filter

When you can't get the window open but you want to hit the blunt, the Smoke Buddy has got your back. It's simple to use, just breathe your smoke into the apparatus and the smell of smoke will be gone.
$18 .00

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Feejays Sweatpants with Feet

With dozens of patterns available (cuz, fashion, obvs), a soft Sherpa lining, and all the nostalgic glee that comes with wearing something you wore as a kid, Feejays are happiness as a pair of pants. Add to that the extra-deep pockets and these will become a wardrobe staple.
$39 .98

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The World's Softest Blanket

Grab the bong, the remote, and this blanket and you'll be in for a good night. The world's softest blanket feels like a fuzzy hug with a faux fur and sherpa fabric construction and is available in several appealing colors.
$29 .99

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The Knockout Beer & Weed Bong

Have you ever heard the phrase "weed with beer, good times near?" No? That's because it didn't exist until now but it's true. Put the Knockout in your suds and enjoy buds at the same time you sip. Talk about liquid courage.
$29 .95

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Portable HEPA Air Purifier

Get all the stink outta your house before your mom comes over for Sunday dinner with a portable HEPA air filter. The mighty machine filters 99.97% of dirt, dust, dander, and odors floating around your abode.
$39 .99

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The Hobbit Bilbo’s Pipe

Nerds looking to get a 420 fix will feel like they’re smoking with Merry and Pippin in the shire with Bilbo’s pipe hanging out of their mouth. The pipe is immaculately constructed and could pass for a prop from the movie, making it a great functional item or collector’s piece.
$69 .00

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Lighter Bro MultiTool Sleeve

Soup up your lighter with a simple stainless steel sleeve that'll make it a superhero. The LighterBro is made of heat-treated steel that's basically indestructible and adds 7 more functional tools to your lighter.
$19 .99

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RAW Rolling Papers Gold Poker Necklace

Average people who see this necklace will just think you’re a badass, wearing a thick gold needle around your neck but fellow smokers, they’ll know better. The gold piece will help you get the best roll and make you look your finest.
$14 .71

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The High Ball

Becoming acutely aware of your hands and the fact that you have them is a classic sign of being baked. Enjoy your hands and how they feel while turning over this light-up ball. The handheld toy is seemingly magical and rotates through several LED color schemes as you play.
$29 .99

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Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

When you're hearing the colors of the rainbow it's time to tuck into something just as colorful to fuel your munchies. This giant bag of marshmallows is 8 pounds of sugary goodness that your dentist will hate but your sweet, tender, high AF heart will love.
$41 .99

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Secret Book Storage

Go deep when it's time to hide your stash with a book that's hollowed out to hold all your goodies. This "novel" was designed for cars but it works great at home, too, and "Luckies of London" will blend in seamlessly with your shelf.
$39 .90

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Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

From masterpieces to munchies, Snoop’s cookbook can cover your every culinary delight. Find some of his favorites for impressing guests, like Lobster Thermidor, to cheesy, crunching, savory bite-size treats for dealing with MJ-induced hungry feels.
$13 .11

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2-in-1 Indoor Grow Tent

Grow the best you can grow in a low-key way with a 2-in-1 grow tent meant for indoor growing. It measures by 36"x24"x53", a perfect size for almost any room, has a highly reflective Mylar interior, and allows you to control important variables like light and temperature in a precise way.
$119 .99

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The Original Buddha Board with Water Pen

Draw some pretty pictures that are as free as your mind feels when you’re high AF. And then watch them dissolve away in minutes, giving you more space to express yourself. With a Buddha board the “paint” is water and the designs you create are released into the universe soon after painting.
$34 .95

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Electric Arc Lighter

Wave this magic wand and Shazam! Your weed will be blazing. The arc lighter is a safe option to use when a lighter might not be, has a 7-second shut-off, and won't ever overheat. It runs on electricity and its battery life is so long you can forget to charge it a few times.
$13 .99

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Wake and Bake Coffee Mug Bong

You’ll wanna get up at 4:20 every morning when you’ve got the Wake and Bake mug to look forward to. The crafty ceramic mug is a pipe on the outside and coffee on the inside. Choose from several colors for the mug, which will become your favorite caffeine and cannabis delivery device.
$18 .99

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Cigarette Cone Rolling Machine

Roll your cones quickly and easily with a machine that does most of the work for you. This simple cigarette maker uses 1 1/4 size rolling papers to make perfect 79mm cones.
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The Ultimate Snacks Care Package

You need to put some fuel in the munchie machine so you can have your most productive high. This box of snacks has got you covered, with over 50 of the cheesy, chocolatey, crunchy, savory, sweet, and most importantly, delicious, snacks you crave.
$29 .95

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How to Smoke Pot (Properly)

If you know nothing about smoking the devil's lettuce and you're too embarrassed to ask, this is the book for you. Newbies just entering the world of weed will learn everything they need to know about getting their best smoke from this book and be on Snoop Dogg's level sooner than later.
$13 .56

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Cannabolish Wintergreen Odor Removal Spray

Spray away the MJ with a few spritzes from Cannabolish. It's formulated specifically to deal with weed odors and is made of all-natural ingredients like wintergreen oil so it won't leave your home smelling like chemicals.
$11 .99

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HotBox Stoner Card Game

High as a kit or stone-cold sober, HotBox is the game you wanna be playing. The card game is great for adults that are 420-friendly and comes with 420 cards (duh). There's not a single card that won't make you cackle, so get ready for a fun night.
$27 .25

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Levo Butter Infusion Kit

Make a foray into the world of baking special brownies (or other special goodies) with the Levo. The machine is designed to infuse butter and other fatty substances like oil with the flavor of your choice. It's made from high-quality BPA-free stainless steel material that'll never impart extra flavor to your goodies.
$322 .15

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Electric Herb Grinder

Get a good grind on your herb by letting a machine do it for you. This grinder holds up to a gram of herb and delivers a super fine product that it can then dispense wherever you need it. A few rolling accessories are included, too.
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Lava Lamps

The OG entertainment device for people that are high AF is still around! Lava lamps worked for gramps in the '60s and they'll work for you now. Time will cease to exist as you watch the globs float up and down. Pick your favorite color and get ready for a good trip.
$44 .99

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Rohto Maximum Redness Relief Drops

“I have allergies” is an excuse that’s only going to work so many times. Put Nosy Nancys off your track with Rohto’s maximum relief drops. They’re fast-acting, they’re cooling, and they’ll take more redness out of your eyes than other drops.
$5 .46

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The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Your brain is wrapped up in a warm, cozy 420 hug, shouldn’t your body be, too? The COMFY feels like a coat of warm sun on cool day if the sun was made of Sherpa lining. You’ll smile as you’ve got it wrapped around your whole body and as you pluck snacks out of the giant front pocket.
$49 .99

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Digital Measuring Scale

When you're portioning out your haul you need to be precise. You can trust this scale to give you the best results. It's got a 500g max and a readout that goes to 0.01 grams. It's got 6 modes and can tell you when its batteries are getting low or if there's something going wrong.
$14 .98

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Aerogarden Indoor Herb Grower

Keep your “oregano” grow op small with an herb farm that goes right on your countertop. This bad boy grows plants hydroponically and can grow plants up to 12” tall. It does come with a starter set of seed pods for actual herbs, you know, in case your munchies need some assistance.
$120 .00

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Super Pack of Mint Gum

Whether you were tucking into some edibles or hitting the bong, no one needs to know if your breath doesn’t give it away. Extra’s Spearmint gum will erase any trace of dankness that could be lingering in your mouth.
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