21 Vulva-licious Vagina Gifts That Are Full Of Big Feminine Goddess Energy

Updated: May 02 2023
21 Vulva-licious Vagina Gifts That Are Full Of Big Feminine Goddess Energy
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You are woman, let's hear you roar for one of these powerful, mystical, occasionally hilarious vagina gifts. These are cliterally the best and most vulva-cious gift ideas you'll ever see. Each celebrates the majesty of the feminine form in a different way, and is great for all kinds of occasions. On the day of her divorce, treat your girlfriend to a "personal massager" (ladies, we all know what that means) that'll make her forget her ex faster than she forgot what she had for lunch. Make her laugh with funny gag gifts like planter pots that could use a Brazilian wax and stuffed plushies that look like lady bits. You can feel the self-love and feminine energy flowing through all this gifts, give that to your gal pal and help her embrace the majestic power of her vagina. 

Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace

You'll love the aesthetic vibes and the actual vibes of the Crave Vesper necklace. The USB-charged pendant is like a vape for your vag, except it delivers pleasure harmlessly. The on-demand orgasm magic wand has four-speed settings and is whisper silent in case you wanna use it in dangerous places.
$69 .00

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Pornogami: Origami For Adults

Next time you get bored at the office you'll be glad you had this book to peruse back home. Turn all your sticky notes into a veritable wonderland of phallic, vaginal, and BDSM folded art. Master Sugoi concentrates on classical design as he works you through the patterns and by the end of the book, you'll be making dazzling art.
$47 .00

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Alarm Clock Vibrator

Start your day with all the bang and none of the mess with an alarm clock that's actually a vibrator. The vibe is crafted from body-safe silicone and has six vibration settings so you can have an O-mazing morning in all kinds of ways.
$79 .00

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The Penis & The Vagina Owner’s Guide

You’ve got the parts but do you know how to sum them up into the best whole? This owner's manual is one you’ll actually wanna read to learn the ins and outs (and in and out and in and out) of owning a penis or, more importantly, a vivacious vagina.
$16 .95

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Lelo Gigi Luxury Personal Massager

If you're ready for an astounding, memorable, mind-blowing out-of-body experience that'll convince you that you've astrally projected to the gates of heaven, try out the Lelo Gigi. The vibrator is the epitome of good vibes with 8 different vibration settings, a curved body for easy use, and a flat tip that'll put your orgasms in overdrive.
$77 .80

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Vagina Pinata

This piñata gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “hitting it.” Grab your stick and take a swing, you’re gonna hit a home run trying to knock the candy out of this oversized vajayjay complete with 70s-style bush.
$69 .00

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Hydrogel Vajacial Mask

After getting your Brazilian your vajayjay could use a little TLC. Enter the vajacial aka a facial that'll keep your kitty purring. Place the hydrogel mask above and to the side of your sensitive parts and feel instant relief. There are six masks in the pack, enough for several trips to the waxer.
$39 .20

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