27 Empowering Divorce Gifts That Are Great For Fresh Starts And New Beginnings

Updated: Jun 30 2022
27 Empowering Divorce Gifts That Are Great For Fresh Starts And New Beginnings
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Now that they've said "I don't" to their former spouse, your newly divorced friend will want to say "I do" to one of these fabulous divorce gifts. Wish them a happy divorce with a treat that'll get their fresh start off on the right foot. And when divorce day does roll around, you can be sure you'll cover every emotion your divorced friend will be feeling with the gift ideas on this list. Are they feeling reflective and optimistic? How about a gratitude journal. Reckless and ready to party? Try some wine or whiskey. Empowered and ready for some "new year new me" vibes? A gym membership should do the trick. The divorce party is gonna be lit AF when you show up with a gift like these, any of which are more thoughtful than anything their ex ever got them. 

Have a Nice Life A-Hole Coloring Book

Don't let the kids near this coloring book, it's for divorcees only. The hilarious NSFW Have a Nice Life Asshole coloring book is a stress-relieving, four-letter word-laden journey of beauty and brashness that you'll absolutely love.
$6 .98

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Something Gained: 7 Shifts to Be Stronger, Smarter & Happier After Divorce

With Something Gained in hand, you'll be able to say you won the breakup. Not that it's a competition (but it totally is), the book will walk you through how to transform negative emotions into empowering feelings, how to embrace the lessons you learned in the divorce process, and how to move forward as your best self.
$12 .81

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The Little Jar of Calm

Embrace the power of positivity with The Little Jar of Calm. When you need some zen the most, pull one of the 30 blue-hued strips of paper out of the jar. You'll find a small statement printed on each that will help you find your center through mindfulness.
$24 .95

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Dash MyPint Personal Ice Cream Maker

When you've sampled all the pints of Ben and Jerry's at the store and they're just not doing it, it's time to make your own. The Dash MyPint provides the vessel and the instructions to make the base mix for your ice cream. You choose the add-ins and in minutes, you'll have a whole pint of ice cream you made.
$21 .99

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Wedding Ring Coffin

You eighty-sixed the marriage, now deep six the ring! Gather your dearly beloved to hold a funeral for the band that once symbolized an eternity that now symbolizes that felt like an eternity. Pop the offensive circle in this hilarious handcrafted coffin and bid it a fond farewell as you bury it in your yard.
$34 .95

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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

The Subtle Art tackles the bold idea that we should all just say “f*ck positivity” and after reading it, you might find you agree with that sentiment. Sh*t’s f*cked and instead of avoiding it, the author argues the best thing to do is tackle it head-on and find the courage to persevere.
$10 .50

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Good Days Start with Gratitude Journal

While it can be tempting to go totally scorched earth after a divorce, it's important to reflect on the things you're grateful for and the things you've gained post-breakup. This Good Days journal offers a series of prompts to help you find the best of the situation and uncover a whole new, more grateful you.
$8 .75

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Crazy Time: Surviving Divorce and Building a New Life

The end of a marriage is a real rollercoaster and there are so many emotions to deal with. You might even feel like you're going crazy. Luckily, Crazy Time has the advice, ideas, charts, and real-world stories to help you get back on track and start living life again.
$13 .59

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The Divorce Recovery Workbook

Post-divorce it can be hard to find closure and deal with overwhelming negative feelings about one's former spouse and one's self. With the Divorce Recovery Workbook, you'll have powerful exercises and activities at your fingertips to encourage you to find compassion for yourself and make peace with your feelings about your ex.
$27 .85

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Dill Dough Stress Reliever

What smells like a pickle and will get you out of a mental one? That’d be Dill Dough, the stress-relieving dough in a can that’s too silly not to chill you out. Work the putty with your hands and feel your stress melt away as your fingers start to take on a distinctly dill-ish odor.
$15 .95

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Luna Personal Massager

The battery life on this personal massager is well over 2 minutes, so it’s already got a leg up only our ex-husband. You dumped the two pump chump, now it’s time to enjoy a buzz-worthy intimate experience that’ll give you an out-of-body experience for the best reasons with the Luna massager.
$19 .97

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The Boyfriend Body Pillow

Need a guy that'll never complain that your head is making his arm go numb? Meet the boyfriend pillow. The clever ergonomic pillow comes in seven shirt colors and will never complain that you're on your ninth Hallmark movie of the day.
$34 .95

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Desktop Punching Bag

When she calls and asks why her alimony isn’t higher, a divorced dude is gonna be damn grateful he has this punching bag on his desktop. It stays put through the power of suction and bounces back in an instant when he strikes it so he can keep on punching to relieve that tension.
$22 .95

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Brand New Sheets

You can't sleep with a new person on old sheets and they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Spruce up your bed with a pair of these cooling sheets, in a variety of colors, and you'll be ready to hop on that bus to Pound Town.
$39 .97

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Hickory Farms Meat and Cheese Gift Box

Gentlemen, eat your feelings! Those feelings may be positive, they may be negative, they may even be neutral, but that doesn't mean you can't gobble meat and cheese like it's going out of style. Hickory Farms makes quality stuff with great flavor and you'll have plenty of options in this gift box.
$64 .99

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Fizzics Beer Dispenser

Your ex said you couldn't have a beer tap in your house, that you had to save that for the bar. Now that she's gone, the Fizzics Beer Dispenser awaits. It uses the power of sound to add carbonation and give the beer a creamy head. No CO2 tanks are required, so it's super easy to use.
$159 .88

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Match.com Gift Card

When you’re ready to get back on the horse, Match.com will be there to help you saddle up. Treat a divorcee that’s single and ready to mingle to a gift card and start prepping the speech you’ll give at their next wedding about how you were and how it all started.
$30 .00

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Amazon Gift Cards

Outfit your new pad in the raddest way with an Amazon gift card. If it's on the site, it can be in your home, and remember, all that stuff your ex called "ugly" or "tasteless" or "too much like your mom's style" is now totally OK to put in your house.
$10 .00

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