25 Ridiculously Funny Bathroom Decor That'll Make You Laugh Til You Pee

Updated: Aug 19 2022
25 Ridiculously Funny Bathroom Decor That'll Make You Laugh Til You Pee
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Get ready to laugh your butt off, the definitive list of funny bathroom decor has arrived! Please, seat yourself on the porcelain throne and scroll all the way to the bottom of these hilarious decor ideas. We've got dental picks, like toothpaste toppers that make brushing fun, shower curtains that'll make you question why you opted for a glass sliding door, and wall signs that'll make you put your phone down to read. Got a rustic bathroom? No prob, the list has loads of farmhouse bathroom decor that would be lumberjack approved. Got a twisted sense of humor? Live your truth with bathroom quotes and funny toilet signs so dirty you'll wash your hands twice. There's no humor like bathroom humor and whether you're treating yourself or a friend to a funny housewarming gift, this list is the only one you'll ever need.

Morning Wood Toilet Paper Holder

Just a tip: install this in a place where a lot of juvenile-minded gents will be going to the bathroom. You'll be guaranteed to hear shrieks of laughter. The wooden piece has a bad case of morning wood, but that's good for you because he can hold any size TP you throw his way.
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Pee-Litical Targets

Doesn't matter if you're left, right, or center, there's bound to be some politician you dislike. Keep your loathing for them legal but vulgar with a little target practice in your toilet. This projector casts the image of the person you dislike in the bowl of your toilet (where they belong).
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Breasts Shower Gel Dispenser

Enjoy a titillating shower with a gel dispenser that you may declare your "breast yet." This soft receptacle requires a light massage to spit out shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or anything similar. It can hold up to two liquids inside its jugs.
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Thought Provoking Questions To Answer While You Poop

The questions in this book are so fascinating and intellectually captivating that you might just put down your phone and read a paper book instead. There are 200 pages in the book, and on every page, there's a new question to ponder.
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Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

This rug wasn't plucked from the bathrooms at the Bates Motel, but it does look like something straight out of a Hitchcock movie. The color-changing mat reacts to water and as it dries fades back to white. There's a non-skid back for safety.
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You Stink Funny Statue

Shame the people that destroy your bathroom with nothing more than a teeny tiny statue. This little dude is only 6" in height but the level of cringe he can cause someone that just painted your bowl brown is unmeasurable.
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Shower Margarita Machine

Happy hour? Nah. Happy shower? YEAH! With this margarita machine stuck to your wall, you can enjoy a sensationally citrusy, spectacularly salty drink at any time of the day. Or at least that's what your friend will think you're giving them when you wrap their real gift in this prank box.
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Terrifying Toilet Decals

Throw on the lights in the bathroom in the middle of the night and scream when you see the terrifying toilet decals waiting there. Ok, so they're more charming than horrifying, but the silly decals are a smile-inducing addition to a kid's bathroom and easy to install and remove.
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Potty Piano

Put on your dancing shoes and get ready to stamp out a melody from the comfort of the commode. Bathroom goers will harmonize with the fun that comes with this potty piano, which has an octave of notes for them to play with.
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Sisyphean Slanted Toilet Paper Holder

Going to the bathroom can feel like a Sisyphean task depending on how much fiber you have in your diet, so this toilet paper will be able to empathize with you. The clever holder easily mounts to the wall and can hold up to six rolls of paper.
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Cherry Shaped Toilet Brush

Make your bathroom a little more cheery with a cherry-shaped toilet brush beside the commode. The colorful piece is made of plastic that's easy to clean and with just a little swipe of the bowl will leave your toilet sparkling.
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Toilet Timer

You've got five minutes to sh*t and split as soon as you turn over the Toilet Timer. Designed to keep those outside the bathroom from getting angry at those in the bathroom. As a bonus, it looks like the toilet sitter is crapping a steady stream of sand as time runs out.
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The Roto Wipe

Who needs a bidet when you have something that'll really scrub the crap away. The Roto Wipe will scrape every last particle of poo from your crack with no water and no toilet paper. JK, but this prank box is fun, isn't it?
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The Redneck Plunger

If your latest crap was critter-sized and you need to get that creature outta the pipes there's only one tool that will do the trick: The Redneck Plunger. Using the gun-shaped plunger you'll have a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin' good time clearing out the pipes.
$48 .29

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The Poop Knife

If you're a lumberjack dropping logs in the toilet, sometimes you're gonna need a saw to chop that sh*t up. The poop knife is the sturdy plastic cutter you've been waiting for.
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Life Nudes Shower Curtain

All the other shower curtains can go home, the best one is right here. Turn your bathroom into the seedy underbelly of the red light district with the trashy piece, which is sure to elicit laughter and some selfies.
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Toilet Tag

Good news: playing Toilet Tag with the help of this clever flipbook does not require physically bursting through the door while someone is on the can. Instead, you'll start a conversation by leaving a note on the prompt listed inside.
$29 .99

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Funny Sheep Toilet Paper Holder

There's no more adorable way to keep track of how much toilet paper you have left than by shearing a sheep. This cute holder is easy to install on the wall and can hold up to eight standard rolls. His four legs also make him suitable for the floor.
$26 .99

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Dinosaur Head Shower Head

Bathe in prehistoric wonder by switching our boring shower head out for one that would've eaten you at the Dawn of Time. There's no time like the present to bathe under the watchful eye of this T-Rex skull.
$34 .99

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Toilet Mini Golf

Improve your golf game in just a few dumps a day with toilet mini golf. The set includes a putting green, golf club, a hole, and two balls...you know, in case your aim sucks and you send it spinning off to that bathtub hazard.
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Bathroom Guest Book

You'd leave a note at a bed and breakfast you stayed at, why wouldn't you leave a note where you did a little stop and plop? Encourage visitors to leave a review or a little quip by placing this book atop the tank. There are 112 pages, lots of room for all to leave a little note.
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Shadowy Figure Shower Curtain

Scare yourself sh*tless every time you turn around for another glob of shampoo with a shower curtain that looks like you're about to get Psycho'd. The lurker is especially terrifying under the glow of a nightlight.
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Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light

You'll have no excuse for missing the toilet in the middle of the night when the toilet lights up to greet you. This battery-powered motion sensor greets you with your choice of color shining in the bowl as soon as you close the door.
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Money Soap

Strapped for cash? Take a bath that'll net you a rolled banknote. The Money Soap is filled with real cash. How much is in the moisturizing bar? The only way to tell is if you clean your way down to the center of the rectangle.
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Snail Soap Dispenser

Slow down next time you go to wash your hands and enjoy the experience with a little help from a snail. This soap dispenser looks like it just wandered in from the forest and sneezes a dollop of soap onto your hand with every press of his shell.
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Potty Training Bullseye Toilet Light

Since no one likes wet socks in the middle of the night because *someone* missed, train your kid (or your husband) to pee in the right place every time with a light-up bullseye. The clever target projector sticks to the lid and gives your guy a place to aim.
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Pooping Please Come Back Later Door Sign

Is there anything more embarrassing than someone knocking on the bathroom door and asking when you're going to be done? When they see this hotel-style Do No Disturb sign hanging on the handle, they'll keep stepping...and maybe come back later with a candle.
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Squatty Potty Toilet Stool

This might not be the funniest looking piece of decor in your bathroom but its results are no laughing matter. The Squatty Potty helps align your colon and create a straight path from crap to flow from Point Asshole to Point Bowl.
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Sudoku Toilet Paper

When you forgot your phone but remembered a pen, you'll have plenty to do with a two-ply puzzle waiting for you on the toilet paper roll. And if you make a mistake, wipe your butt with it, flush it, and no one will be the wiser.
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Rubik's Cube Tissue Box Holder

Add a little colorful flair to your bathroom with a tissue box holder that looks like one of the world's most famous puzzles. This Rubik's cube holder looks a lot like the one Leonard and Sheldon had in their abode and measures almost 6" in height.
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Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain

The key to living a better, more productive, weirder life is having the knowing eyes of Jeff Goldblum staring down at you. With this shower curtain hanging in your bathroom you'll feel his excellently oddball aura in all areas of your life.
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Beer Can Shower Holder

One of life's simplest and greatest pleasures is the shower beer. Enjoy one every time you step in the steamy stall when you've got this sturdy holder waiting for you. It adheres to the wall of your shower through the power of suction and stays stuck even when coated in water.
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Pirate Cat on a Shark Funny Shower Curtain

Nothing about this shower curtain makes a lick of sense but does anything that happens in the bathroom make sense? Enjoy its color, its psychedelic vibes, and its completely absurd scenery.
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Dino Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder

You spent so much time staring at your phone while you were on the pot that this guy died and fossilized. He was a real T-Rex when everything got started, you just didn't notice it. The hilarious paper holder is easy to install and holds all kinds of standard-sized rolls.
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Urinal Shot Glasses

Gargle your mouthwash and gross yourself out by sipping that peppermint fresh liquid from a urinal. Obviously, a blue mouthwash would be the most fitting given the color of urinal cakes but the shot glasses look good with anything in them.
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Potty Fisher Toilet Game

While you're dropping sinkers you could be elevating your fishing skills with the Potty fisher in your bathroom. The toilet game wraps around the bottom of the porcelain throne and comes with all the gear you need to magnetically catch a school of colorful fish.
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Organic Grass Meadow Toilet Seat Cover

Feel the gentle tickle of grass on your ass with the Organic Meadow. The all-natural toilet seat cover will soothe your rear when it's au natural no matter what you're doing in the toilet. Well, it would if it was real, but this is just a prank gift box.
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Poop Soap Bars

If these soap bars are dry at the end of the night but your shampoo bottle is running low, are you really gonna be surprised? The turds are handmade and even have bits of "corn" in them for added grossness. And don't worry, they don't smell like turds.
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Poop Emoji Plunger

Chances are if you've taken a dump that would warrant using this plunger you could use a little perking up. The peppy pipe unclogging device will always smile back at you, even if you just destroyed the toilet.
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Peachy Clean Bath Mat

From the top of your head to the tip of your feet, you'll be reminded to make sure everything is squeaky clean with this adorable mat on the floor. The plush mat feels great on your feet and has an anti-skid backing to keep you safe.
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Nigel Thornberry Shower Curtain

If you heard "Splashing!" in Nigel Thornberry's voice the second you saw this shower curtain, congratulations, you're a child of the Nickelodeon era. The hilarious curtain fits any standard shower and will make you want to sing in your most nasal voice possible.
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Dalmatian Toilet Bowl Cleaner

When you take a real dog of a dump don't be a dog of a dude and let it paint the bowl a nasty color. Grab this pup's tail and scrub the basin so no one knows it ever happened. The cleaner stands at almost 16.75" tall, making it easy to reach for.
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Santa Claus Toilet Cover

Have yourself a merry little sh*tmas and happy poo year, too with a costume for your toilet this holiday season. The Santa Claus cover covers every inch of the commode from tank to floor and makes any bathroom extra jolly.
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Get Naked Funny Bath Mat

Any questions about what one is supposed to do before climbing in the shower should be cleared up by this funny mat. The plush rug feels nice under wet feet and has a non-skid base for safety.
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Thor’s Hammer Toilet Paper Holder

Only toilet paper that is worthy can slide onto the handle of Thor's hammer, which means you better not try and put any one-ply nonsense onto Mjolnir. The 3D-printed hammer is lightweight and easily holds 2 rolls of TP.
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Toilet Targets

Who do you hate? Print out a picture of them, wipe out the bowl of your toilet and adhere their face to the center of your toilet to act as a spot for gents to aim the ol' spigot. The clear sticker seals the photo of your choice to the bowl.
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Emergency Toilet Paper

If panic buying has taught us anything it's that you can never have enough toilet paper on hand. When you can see this bright red roll at the bottom of the pile, use it as your warning sign that it's time to go shopping.
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Stallion Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Have a little fun in the bathroom by horsing around with your toilet paper holder. This magnificent stallion can hold any standard-sized toilet paper roll between his hooves but give him a roll worthy of his majesty and make it at least two-ply.
$35 .72

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