25 Absurdly Funny Blankets That'll Crack You Up As They Warm You Up

Updated: Jan 13 2023

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Keep the thermostat down and your spirits up with a funny blanket that'll make you laugh just as much as it keeps you warm. These double-sided delights have patterns, designs, and in some cases, personalized messages that get two thumbs up for their hilarity and for being cozy. From animals to pop culture, food to superheroes, there's not a single fleece blanket that you won't find at least a little amusing and perfect for your assortment of eclectic decor. Haven't yet committed to the funny home decor life? A fleece throw blanket is a perfect place to start. The things that warm your heart should warm your hearth, too, and all the better if they leave you in stitches of laughter.

Personalized Pet Photo Blanket

Everyone's favorite family member will love this blanket. And we're not talking about the grandma who always spoils you, the sibling that gets straight A's, or the cool mom, we're talking about the dog. He's impossible not to love and he'll be even more lovely as the star of this personalized blanket.

$14 .95

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Sloth Wearable Hooded Blanet

Sloth is supposedly one of the seven deadly sins but it's so darn comfortable, just repent later and you'll be fine. Be extra slothy cuddled up in this wearable hooded sloth blanket and live your life according to the Billy Joel lyric about laughing with sinners than crying with saint, sinners are much more fun (and sloths are so cute!).

$28 .95

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Glow in the Dark Dinosaur Blanket

You could say this blanket is really dyno-mite! The playful piece features glow-in-the-dark reptiles from tip to tip and only needs a few minutes in intense light to glow for a good long while.

$33 .99

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Spider-Man Snuggie Blanket

When Spidey needs a day off he's gotta keep his costume close in case of emergency, you know? Take a break from saving the world but never be too far from it when you're wearing this sleeveless blanket.

$29 .99

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Kosher Dill Pickle Blanket

Don't freak out or anything, but this blanket is kind of a big dill. Spear-head a refit of your drab decor and switch it up to something more briney and bold with this throw. It's so comfortable you can spend your entire afternoon fermenting in fleecey feels.

$34 .99

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Fried Bacon Blanket

Is your mouth watering just looking at this blanket or is it just us? Bring some scrumptious softness into your home with a blanket that looks like a freshly fried pan of bacon. Breakfast never felt so good.

$27 .96

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Tortilla Blanket

When you're falling apart this tortilla blanket will be there to catch all of your pieces. Tacos fall apart sometimes and people still love them, so folks will love you, too, when you're clad in a flour shell that reminds them of tasty food.

$16 .99

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Bob Ross’s Happy Little Blanket

Bob Ross once said "you can do anything you want" and that includes draping yourself in a blanket with his image and painting on it while you paint your own Bob Ross painting. It wouldn't be a mistake, it would be a happy accident if you got this blanket and made some art while snuggled in it.

$29 .99

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Shark Wearable Blanket

Ack, there's been a shark attack! You don't have to be afraid of being eaten by this beast, though, his teeth look sharp but they're actually kind of floppy and his insides are as soft as sherpa fleece.

$39 .99

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#10

Cow Face Blanket

Moo's that girl? Swaddle yourself in a real beauty with this blanket, featuring none other than a pal from the pasture, a cow. The brilliant bovine has an inquisitive look on her face and would love nothing more than to join the herd of blankets in your living room.

$11 .99

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#11

FRIENDS Icons Fleece Throw

Could you BE any warmer when you're cuddled up in this FRIENDS icons throw? It's a blanket that will be there for you like 6 thirty-somethings in NYC even when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

$18 .99

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#12

Doctor Who TARDIS Blanket

Take a trip across some wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey and grab your sonic screwdriver by draping this TARDIS blanket over yourself. You'll immediately be turned into a Time Lord and be ready to defeat some Daleks and Cybermen or get in a heated debate about which doctor was the best. Allonsy!

$24 .99

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#13

Golden Girls Comic Blanket

Get your own troupe of golden girls together for a chill night on the sofa cuddled up under this blanket. Your couch will become the lanai and you'll share lots of glasses of wine and laughs.

$34 .99

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#14

Kraft Mac and Cheese Blanket

It's the easiest, the cheesiest, and the warmest there ever was. It's Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, the blue box that meant you were about to have the best lunch of your young life as a child. The throw is the delightful pop of color against the gray backdrop of your couch you need.

$39 .99

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#15

Hooded Llama Blanket

Is your mama a llama? She is when she's wrapped up in this hooded llama blanket. The head-to-toe blanket will make you look more adorable than an alpaca (a friend of the llama) and keep you swaddled in woolly comfort.

$32 .95

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#16

Avocado Blanket

Give up avocado toast, they said. You'll be able to afford a house then, they said. Swap your guac for this blanket and save some pennies on the heat with this avocado blanket. Complete with a pit, it'll inspire you to eat more green goodies.

$16 .99

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#17

Chicken Blanket

Don't chicken out on that horror movie, snuggle up with some protective mother cluckers! These hens will help you scratch that scary movie itch without freaking you out so hard that you lay an egg. The throw will have a happy roost on your couch.

$25 .99

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#18

Million Dollar Bill Blanket

After you're paid your rent and your bills, bought food, and purchased something large that you'll never use, you're not going to have a lot of money leftover to go out and do stuff. That's ok, you can wrap yourself in this million-dollar bill blanket and you'll feel a little richer and warmer.

$14 .28

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#19

Giant Cabbage Blanket

Get your greens in by osmosis by snuggling up with a blanket that looks like an oversized cabbage leaf. The blanket is so big that if you really could eat it, you'd be guaranteed an infusion of Popeye the Sailorman-like strength.

$45 .00

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#20

Giraffe Selfie Blanket

Did you know that giraffes can only take selfies with wide-angle lenses because their necks are so long that's the only way they can get the whole group in frame? That's not true but what is true is that this blanket will make you giggle every time you see it.

$23 .99

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#21

Hamburger Blanket

Do you think this is a real whopper of a blanket or are you seeing something that's a little more McSizable? It's a tough call, but no matter which team you play for, the King or the Clown, you'll be Shake Shook if you don't grab this blanket immediately.

$25 .99

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#22

Sprinkle Donut Blanket

Donut be afraid to admit it, you want to take a big bite out this donut blanket. And how could you not? With pink frosting that looks absolutely mouthwatering and an array of sprinkles, it's pretty appetizing.

$19 .99

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#23

Pepperoni Pizza Blanket

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie are you sure it's amore? Could it actually be this oversized pizza blanket? Snuggle up in it and instead of having sweet dreams you'll have savory and cheesy ones. Yum.

$16 .99

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#24

Shark Tail Blanket

When you've been attacked by a shark sometimes the best move is to just surrender to your fate and let the guy eat you. If this blanket is any indication, not only is his bark worse than his bite, he'll give up on eating you halfway through and you can sit down and watch some TV.

$36 .95

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#25

Chocolate Chip Cookie Blanket

How, precisely, does the cookie crumble? It doesn't when it's in blanket form. It's just soft and it keeps you warm inside and out, just like a real cookie does. What a sweet blanket.

$19 .75

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#26

Ramen Noodle Blanket

Next time you get asked to send noods, you'll have a blanket on hand that'll make it easy to come through on the request. Cover your whole pajama-clad body with this blanket and snap that selfie. In the name of the fusilli, the soba, and the holy spaghetti, it's brilliant.

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#27

Cozy Dachshund Blanket

When you've had a looooooong day and it's finally over, you'll feel so much better when you pull this blanket around yourself. Nothing makes a day better like a dog does, and there are over a dozen on this blanket.

$25 .99

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#28

Cat-stronaut Blanket

Ground control to Major Tom Cat! Take your tuna treats and open your mouth to yawn. Take yourself a comfortable little cat nap and let your mind wander up to the heavens with this cat astronaut blanket. It's trippy, it's cute, and it's intergalactically soft.

$28 .99

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#29

Darth Vader Blanket with Sleeves

Even on his days off, it was important for Darth Vader to maintain an imposing look. If you're a middle manager or in a similar profession that requires you to seem more intimidating than you really are, you can't go wrong with this blanket with sleeves.

$27 .10

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#30

Flamingo Fuzzy Blanket

Birds of a feather flock together and if you're the sort that's pretty in pink and prefers standing on one leg, you've found your folk in flamingos. Join them for an appointment watching nature documentaries with this fuzzy blanket.

$34 .99

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#31

Ninja Turtles Blanket with Sleeves

Not even Spiderman started off with a real suit, why should you, as the world's newest hero in a half-shell, start off any differently? You'll be dressed for success in protecting the couch in this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blanket with sleeves.

$26 .99

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#32

Sushi Roll Blanket

Roll yourself up in this blanket and you'll dream of sushi. California Roll, Salmon Roll, Tuna Roll, you can be all the rolls with this appetizing blanket on the bed.

$29 .99

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#33

Dogs Playing Poker Woven Blanket

You'll see your current decor scheme and raise it with this woven blanket. Ante up to the biggest pot of them all, the pot of a bunch of dogs playing poker. Rather than snuggle up in the throw, you might be tempted to hang it on the wall.

$59 .95

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#34

Waffle Blanket

You won't be waffling back and forth over whether or not to use this blanket, it'll be a hearty ding (just like the sound the waffle maker makes!) from the moment you see it. Just be careful not to spill any syrup on it.

$23 .99

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