37 Ridiculously Funny Golf Gifts That Are Even More Hilarious Than Falling In A Water Hazard

Updated: Oct 09 2022

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You'll hit a hole-in-one with your golf buddy when you treat him to one of these funny golf gifts. A little birdie told us they're on par with the funniest golf gifts of all time, but you'll have to see for yourself. There comes a time in every funny man's life when he needs to take his sense of humor and put it to good work somewhere besides the office, why not make it the golf course? He'll have eighteen holes to break out tees that look like ladies in bikinis, beer cooler attachments to his golf bag, golf clubs that secretly dispense liquor, and golf mugs that he can play with at work. Speaking of work, if he's done with it, guarantee him a funny retirement with loads of golf accessories that poke fun at saggy and Schweddy balls. Let's not forget a funny Father's day gift for hilarious golf lovers, how could he not love gags that play to his interest in fart jokes? Abandon golf claps for guffaws and treat your party to these laugh-out-loud funny golf gifts.

Golf Club Drink Dispenser

It doesn’t make sense to wait on the beer cart to get your drinks, take them with you in a subtle way that won’t get you thrown off the course. This genius club draws from a hefty reservoir of your favorite drink and dispenses it with ease and secrecy into your glass.

$89 .95

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Portable Urinal Golf Club

When you’re on the back nine and there’s no end in sight but your bladder is screaming for mercy, fear not! There’s a golf club that can solve all of your problems. This one is cleverly disguised receptacle for all the beer you drank on holes 1-9 when it’s finally time to break the seal.

$39 .99

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The Farting Golf Ball

Your buddy’s putting will have a little something BUTTING into it when he takes a stroke to hit this golf ball. When he taps it with his club it’ll let out a ripper that would knock the socks off any 5-year-old obsessed with bathroom humor.

$11 .53

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Why You Suck at Golf Book

Well…haven’t you always wanted to know why you’re so terrible at golf? Your buddies won’t be able to tell you the reason. Instead, read through this book and you’ll be on your way to a green jacket in no time.

$9 .99

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Tee Toss Game

Your wife may make you come in from the course to celebrate a family birthday (boo!) but with the Tee Toss game you can play golf at the affair (yay!). Hang up this simple string toss game for hours of sober (and drunken) fun.

$39 .95

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Caddyswag Golf Bag Cooler Attachment

There are a lot of holes that the beer cart girl has to cover so sometimes it's a good idea to bring your own. Pack 'em up in this golf bag cooler attachment and your six beers will stay ice cold for your afternoon.

$24 .99

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Golf Course Drinking Game

If your golf game sucks when you’re sober, wouldn’t it make sense to do a little experience and get absolutely hammered to see if that improves things? It’s easy to do with this on-course drinking game, a challenge your whole party will be able to get behind.

$22 .99

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Frosted Tips Funny Hair Golf Visor

Is that Guy Fieri taking a trip to the 18th hole or is it just some random trying to keep his bald spot from burning in the sun? Trust us, the ladies will be totally fooled by this rug on a visor, which is totally authentic.

$16 .99

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Tabletop Putt Putt Drinking Game

When lightning strikes and they sound the horn that says you can't golf outside anymore, take the game inside with this tabletop putt putt game. Obviously, it's a drinking game. What's golf without a little alcohol?

$19 .99

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#10

Exploding Golf Balls

Get your buddy pumped up to have the best drive of his life and then ruin his life by switching out his ball for one of these bad boys. When his driver hits the ball, it’ll explode into a harmless cloud of white powder.

$11 .99

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#11

Potty Putter Putting Mat

When you had a few too many beers and hot dogs on the course and need to spend a few holes on the can, keep up with your game with the Potty Putter. The playful mat comes with a couple of balls, a tiny putter, and a hole you can move around. The green wraps around the toilet, too!

$14 .65

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#12

Schwetty Pair of Balls

By the end of playing eighteen holes with these Schwetty Balls in their golf bag, a guy will actually have two sets of them. If he checks the balls in his “other sack” he’s bound to find something there that’s a little wet and ripe.

$14 .99

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#13

Nice Shot "The Bird" Golf Gloves

Congratulate the buddy that had the shot of a lifetime and stole your top spot in the game with a pair of gloves that does the talking for you. It’s quiet as a golf clap when you raise your middle finger and flash him or her the message on these comfy leather gloves.

$19 .99

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#14

Golf Green Sandals

There’s this technique pro-athletes use called grounding to really get in touch with their surroundings to elevate their game. You can ground yourself day in and day out with these turf sandals. After a week of wearing them you should be able to sink a hole-in-one on all 18!

$44 .95

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#15

The Golf Ball Cannon

When you get ready to use the golf ball cannon, you're not gonna wanna shout "Fore!" you're gonna wanna shout "Fire in the hole!" It's your ace in the hole for freaking out fellow golfers, and all it needs is a little gunpowder to work.

$399 .00

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#16

VooDoo Doll Golf Tee Holder

Imagine this voodoo doll is the guy in your party who always beats you out by one stroke. You’ll always be sure the soft toy is full of tees if you imagine it being him. He fits half a dozen, that’s half a dozen putts your least favorite guy could miss.

$27 .99

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#17

Indoor Golf Putting Vent Cup

Don’t let wild weather ruin your tee time, sink one of these vent cups into your home’s HVAC systems and get putting. The cups are safe to use, even when the heat is on, and are compatible with most standard home vents.

$24 .99

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#18

Golf Turf Hat

If you can’t afford to golf the sweet greens of Scotland bring the sweet greens of Scotland to your head with this turf-inspired hat. You could wear one of those boring ball caps like all your golf buddies do or you would wear this hole-in-one of a piece.

$19 .99

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#19

The Crappiest Golf Balls Ever

Forget your handicap, not even God can help you when you're playing with the crappiest golf balls ever. The prank balls are loaded to sail in every which direction even if you think your putt should send them straight.

$9 .95

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#20

Squat and Putt Toilet Golf Game

Guys that want to elevate their game while they’re spending time on the can will get everything they’ve dreamed of from the Squat and Putt. Not only can they work on delicate strokes, when they put their feet up on the stool their bowels will be aligned to help them dump faster and easier.

$25 .99

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#21

Golf-Club Style Grill Accessories Kit

Enjoy a little post-game treat with a set of accessories that are right on par for a golfer. Even the bag has a golf bag-like shape, and the set includes four game-themed stainless steel tools and a set of golf ball shapes salt and pepper shakers.

$39 .99

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#22

Golfing Championship Belt

Forget whatever award the country club is giving out, the real prize at the end of a good golf season is this championship belt. The brilliantly handcrafted piece has a regal, weighty feel and is green, inspired by the jacket many golfers aspire to own. The piece can be customized in several ways to make it unique to your group.

$159 .00

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#23

Mini Golf Mug

When the conference call is running long, turn off your camera and start working on your golf game. In this mug you’ve got a way to drink your coffee and a way to work on making your putt a little straighter.

$9 .89

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#24

Find My Balls Funny Golf Towel

When the baggy gets saggy it can be difficult to find your balls, and we’re not just talking about the white speckled ones you golf with. This towel is a hilarious way to poke fun at a retiree who’s about to spend a lot more time on the course.

$7 .09

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#25

Poo Emoji Golf Club Cover

Hey, look! A golf club cover that’s an accurate representation of your golf game! If it looks like poo and it smells like poo, it’s probably your swing, but it could also be this hilarious club cover (which does not actually smell like poo).

$24 .25

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#26

Novelty Gag Printed Toilet Paper

Gents, ask your wives and your golf buddies and they'll tell you the same thing, it's really important to keep your balls clean. Shine yours up nice with this novelty toilet paper and no one will be upset.

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#27

Light Up Golf Balls

Play a game of golf at night with a set of balls that look like they could be used on a cosmic putt putt course. Each of the light-up balls is equipped with an LED that's touch activated. They glow for up to 40 hours, which comes out to about 300 uses.

$18 .30

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#28

Comic Book Style Golf Shorts

The country club has strict dress code rules for golfers but they can’t technically disagree with this pair of golf shorts. They’re the proper length and look good with a belt, and even the stuffiest staff member can admit that the pattern is super fun.

$59 .99

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#29

Funko Pop Caddyshack Gopher

Having this FunkoPOP figurine on the dash of your golf cart is exactly what you need to keep you humble and grateful. Grateful that the gopher isn't out on your course terrorizing your game.

$34 .00

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#30

Emoji Golf Balls

Add a little emotion to your golf game with a set of emoji balls you can use to reflect your feelings after every hole. The set contains a dozen of the 21st-century means of expressing feelings and all are regulation size.

$19 .99

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#31

Putt Now Wine Later Golf Towel Set

This towel set is for all the ladies out there that can't wait to hit the course...when they pass out drunk on the twelfth hold. Hang this towel on the front of your cart and let the beer girl know she needs to come by with some red, red wine!

$20 .95

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#32

Beer Cart Hailing Flag Towel

Don’t distract yourself from the game by waiting to flag down the beer cart, hail it with a red and green towel. The bright, bold, large towel is easy to see and makes it very clear to the driver just what you’re looking for.

$17 .97

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#33

I'd Rather Be Golfing Funny Socks

Even if you’ve got your feet up after a long day on the course, this pair of socks would ring true. You’re not snoring, you’re just pretending to be the sound a golf cart makes when you rev the engine hard.

$11 .99

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