55 fantastic gifts for older guy who think they have everything

The Book Of Unusual Knowledge

The man's been walking the Earth so long he knows everything...or does he? The Book of Unusual Knowledge is packed with so many facts about weird stuff that he probably doesn't even know half of what's in it.

$10 .00

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#2

Cell Phone Screen Magnifier

This screen magnifier is an old man's dream come true. Instead of using more confusing technology to make his phone bigger, all he has to do is pop this miracle (non-electric) screen in front of his phone and it'll become almost tablet-sized.

$11 .97

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#3

WTF Is My Password Log Book

Let's be real, you can't even remember all your passwords, you have to make Google do it for you, do you really think your old man can remember them? Hell no. He'll thank you forever for getting him this journal with room for all his passwords.

$7 .99

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#4

Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

These slides are about to become his new favorite kicks because they'll make his feet feel better than any orthopedic version in his collection. They harness the power of acupressure to massage trigger points on his feet that relieve pain over his whole body.

$24 .29

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#5

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

The smoke detector is a little high up for him to be poking whenever he grills something inside, but he won't have to worry about that with a smokeless grill. The device gives him all the flavor and char of a regular grill without the smoke and ash.

$19 .99

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#6

Senior Moments Aging Disgracefully

He'll be hollering up a storm flipping through the pages of Senior Moments. The book is full of knee-slappers that only an old man would understand. The grayer his hair, the funnier he'll find the jokes.

$10 .99

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#7

Carnivore Club Subscription Box

Vegetarians, avert your gaze, this box was made just for cavemen. Every month your man can expect a delivery of the best selection of meat he's ever seen. It's curated from sources around the world, packed with unique, mouthwatering flavors, and has a guide to help him with drink pairings.

$54 .99

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#8

You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children

Kids at heart will love the whimsical images and smile-inducing story crafted by Dr. Seuss in You're Only Old Once. The book proves that getting older isn't an end, it's just a start of a whole new adventure.

$10 .79

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#9

I Wrote A Book About You

Tell the old man how much he means to you in your own words. At his advanced age, it'll take a little more than a card, and that's where "I Wrote A Book About You" comes in. It's filled with pages of prompts for you to pour your heart out onto.

$14 .83

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#10

Heated Stair Mat

This heated stair mat is as much a gift for you as it is for the old man you give it to. It gives you the peace of mind you need knowing he's got an easier and safer trip up and down the stairs.

$49 .99

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#11

Mini Electric Chainsaw

Make him feel like a real badass with a chainsaw that he can wield all by himself even when his hair is grayer than its blade. This tiny wonder makes quick work of small trees and logs and is powered by a rechargeable battery.

$59 .99

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#12

Microsuede Moccasin Slippers

Every old man needs a pair of slippers that he can count on and this is the pair that he can wear around the house and out to the mailbox. With thick anti-skid soles, you can trust he'll be safe and with thick shearling on the inside, you can trust his feet will be warm.

$26 .99

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#13

Shiatsu Back Shoulder & Neck Massager

With the flip of a switch, he can melt away pain in his back, neck, and shoulders thanks to the rotating heated nodes in this massager. It's easy to use, he just has to drape it over painful spots and let it go to work.

$35 .99

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#14

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

You're never too old to try new things and he'll feel like a kid again getting excited over the crazy flavors in this meat bouquet. Elk, kangaroo, and wild boar are just a few of the selections he'll get to taste in this exotic fifteen-piece set.

$27 .99

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#15

Where to Go, When to Go, What to See, What to Do

Sure, he claims to have seen everything, but has he really? He'll probably make it through about 5 of this book's richly illustrated, info-packed pages before dashing to his computer to book an RV for a long-term cross-country trip.

$11 .94

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#16

Reminisce Magazine Subscription

If his favorite thing to say is "back in my day," he'll love Reminisce Magazine. The monthly mag is packed with pictures, stories, and tidbits from a time when people walked uphill both ways to get to school.

$17 .98

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#17

Criminal Minds: Crack the Code Brain Puzzles

He can't get enough of true crime shows but does he really need more screen time? Netflix will check to see if he's still there when you give him this book of brain puzzles that test just how well he was paying attention to all those crime shows.

$8 .99

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#18

The Master Theorem Book of Puzzles, Intrigue and Wit

We hate to break it to you, but after reading this book cover to cover, your old man is gonna be smarter than you are. The Master Theorem is a tome full of puzzles, logical conundrums, and brain-twisters that'll keep his mind sharp.

$29 .99

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#19

Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set

His neck, his back, neither of them will crack after he takes a snooze on this acupressure mat and pillow set. That's literally it, he just has to sleep on the mat that's covered with little nubs that massage trigger points to relieve pain.

$18 .73

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#20

HandyBar Car Mobility Aid

Getting in and out of the car poses more and more of a challenge the older he gets. With the HandyBar, he can maintain a sense of independence longer. With just one hook around the inside of the door, he can use its leverage to get in and out of low seats.

$25 .49

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#21

Deluxe Sock Aid Sock Helper

No one wants to slip a disc trying to put on a pair of socks and thanks to the Sock Aid, he won't. The helper allows him to remain safe and upright while pulling on any sort of sock.

$9 .97

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#22

Lazy Daze Hammock

When it comes to this hammock, it's all in the name. He's been around for a while, he's earned some lazy days and in this floating bed, he'll be extra lazy. It's got enough room for two people and has padding included for extra comfort.

$69 .89

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#23

399 Games, Puzzles & Trivia Challenges

He'll grow a whole 'nother year older before he finishes all of the puzzles in this book. They're challenging enough to keep his brain engaged and specially designed to keep his mind flexible and young.

$9 .63

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#24

Stingray 7-in-1 BBQ Grill Multi-tool

Seven tools in one? That means more grilled things and fewer dishes and that's pretty awesome. This multi-tool turns your average backyard griller into a grill master and makes clean-up a breeze thanks to its stainless steel construction.

$24 .99

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#25

Remote Control Caddy

Losing the remote is a tragedy to an old man. He's still watching TV live, he needs to be able to get to his favorite channels and get to them fast. With this classy caddy on the coffee table, his remotes, glasses, and other small necessities will have a safe place to call home.

$22 .99

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#26

Electric Car Blanket

He's got places to be, he doesn't have time to wait for his engine to warm up to turn on the heat. With this electric car blanket on his lap he can put the pedal to the metal and start his adventures right away, all in cozy, fleecy warmth.

$17 .87

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#27

The Book Of Myself DIY Autobiography

The old guy's got a lot of stories inside of him and this book is the best way for him to get them all on paper. The Book of Myself is filled with lots of pages and prompts to get him sharing all the best stories from his past.

$13 .65

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#28

Senior's Texting Code Mug

The codes on the side of this hilarious mug are as much for a senior as they are for the person that's being texted. It comes in clutch when gramps is dropping words like "DWI" and not asking you to bail him out of jail.

$18 .99

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#29

Magnetic Wristband for Tools

From drill bits to screwdriver heads to fasteners, this heavy-duty wristband can hold it all. The magnet in the Velcro wearable is so strong it can even hold small tools like wrenches.

$9 .99

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#30

The Bucket List Book

It's important to have a bucket list, it's the ultimate list of life goals. This book offers a gent who might otherwise have trouble putting one together a list of 1000 cool things he simply must see or experience before he retires to his Barcalounger for good.

$24 .07

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#31

Can't Remember Sh*t Daily Planner

He doesn't even have to be that old to have the inability to remember sh*t, there's so much sh*t we have to remember these days. From packing lists to groceries, passwords to to-do's, this clever planner will help him keep track of it all.

$5 .53

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#32

Universal Socket Multi-Tool Adapter

Stripped nuts and bolts are a breeze for this awesome universal socket multi-tool. The adapter head fits on any drill or wrench and has spring-loaded stainless steel pins that grip fasteners as small as 1/4 inch.

$14 .99

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#33

Therapeutic Weighted Sleep Blanket

Young and old, it's important to get good sleep. It keeps the mind sharp, it keeps the body feeling good, and with this weighted sleep blanket, it's easier than ever. The added weight sewn into the soft blanket lowers stress and anxiety levels and leads to a better night's sleep.

$34 .99

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#34

Yeti Loadout Fishing Bucket

Call this his chuck-it bucket because he can throw it anywhere and it can withstand the toss. The heavy-duty bucket is perfect for fishing, outdoor activities, and doing work around the house. There's even a top that turns it into a seat for him when he gets tired.

$189 .99

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#35

Grow Your Own Bonsai Tree Kit

Give him a look at this newfangled mindfulness thing and add some years to his life and some greenery to his shelves with a bonsai tree kit. It contains 4 species of trees for him to plant and grow, each slightly different than the last.

$26 .99

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#36

Kanoodle Brain Games

Keep his hands and his brain busy with Kanoodle. With bright colors, this game is for kids of all ages, even old ones, and is a guaranteed good time. Playing keeps his brain sharp and his fine motor skills sharper.

$11 .19

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#37

Don't Forget My Senior Discount Hat

He won't even have to ask for that free cup of coffee or 5% discount on the bill when he's got this hat on. With a bright tan color and red letters, it might even get him a seat on an otherwise full subway.

$19 .99

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#38

LED Magnetic Pick Up Tool

When he's tinkering in his workshop and drops a small piece of equipment he'll find it fast and pick it up easier thanks to this tiny device. It's got a telescoping neck that turns to flash a powerful light in the tiniest spaces and a magnet to grab those metal objects.

$12 .99

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#39

EZ Off Jar Opener

Since he can't very well ask a stronger guy that just happens to be around to open his jars, spare his dignity and make his dinner with the EZ Off. The Jar Opener is easy to install, easy to use, and operable by arthritic hands with ease.

$14 .99

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#40

Air Compression Massaging Leg Sleeves

Harness the power of air in a pair of compression leg sleeves that keep the massage going on and on and on. They're easy to wrap around sore spots and even easier to work once they're wrapped. With varying pressure options, he can get the control he craves every time.

$88 .99

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#41

Heavy Duty Work Gloves

Whether he's in the workshop or the garden his hands will be safe and sound when they're inside these heavy-duty work gloves. Poison ivy and splinters will be a trouble of the past thanks to the super-strong suede-like material that has a grip that can't be beat.

$14 .43

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#42

Folding Garden Kneeler and Seat

His love for tending his garden will grow greater each day when he gets inside and his knees aren't killing him. This folding kneeler makes it safer and more comfortable for him to work in the garden and includes a pocket for him to keep his tools close by.

$40 .99

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#43

Fill-In My Family Recipe Book

Nona's not the only one with recipes to impress. Ask the old man what he cooked up to win over loved ones and he's going to deliver. He'll have the perfect place to record his best creations in this 70-page fill-in-the-blank recipe book.

$19 .99

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#44

Ancestry DNA Heritage Kit

The more he watches his family tree grow, the more curious he might get about the roots of it. Is there royalty? Is there fame? An unsolved mystery? He'll find members he never knew he had with Ancestry's DNA Kit.

$99 .00

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#45

The Day Clock

It's hard enough to keep track of the day when you're young but when you're old, pfft, forget about it. With The Day Clock on his wall, he'll never miss a tee time, a birthday, or a Tuesday special down at the diner.

$48 .95

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#46

Goshi Exfoliating Shower Towel

He might be up there in years but he'll be looking younger than you after he starts using this exfoliating towel. Its size makes it easy to maneuver over hard-to-reach places of his body and its got a thin weave that helps it dry fast so it won't get mildewy.

$17 .49

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#47

MagniPros Text Magnifier

It doesn't matter if he's still reading paper books or if he's moved on to an eReader, the MagniPro can help him see the text a little easier. It's a basic magnifier he can position over the words (and even illuminate!) to help prevent eyestrain.

$21 .95

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#48

Heated Shiatsu Foot Massager

Watching football and getting a foot massage at the same time? Yes please! The old man will love hanging out on the couch with his tootsies in this massager that has multiple heat and pressure settings to give him the best possible massage.

$149 .99

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#49

Extra Large Day Clock

There will be no confusion over the day, the date, the time, or the time of day with this clock on his nightstand. The multi-functional digital clock has big letters and numbers that he won't need his bifocals to read.

$59 .95

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#50

Trailer Hitch Hammock

On your next camping trip the old man can kick back with a pal using a genius combination of hammock and trailer hitch. These lightweight swings are easy to install and uninstall right on the truck's trailer hitch.

$306 .39

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#51

David's Gourmet Cookie Gift Tin

Is there an age where someone doesn't want cookies for a gift? Even the most angsty teen and curmudgeonly old guy will melt over the mouthwatering flavors inside this bright red tin of gourmet treats.

$36 .02

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#52

Elastic No Tie Shoelaces

He's a dinosaur and he's moving so fast it seems like he's trying to get away from an asteroid. He doesn't have time to stop and re-tie his shoes but with these elastic laces, he'll literally never have to. Plus, they'll hold his shoes good and tight to his feet for extra safety.

$9 .99

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#53

Simple Retro Music Player

"They just don't make things like they used to." --Your Grandpa. They don't, they make them better and this retro music player is proof. All it takes is one touch of an ON/OFF button and he can enjoy his favorite tunes for hours on end at an ear-friendly volume.

$129 .99

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#54

Plug-in Heated Travel Mug

On his longest road trips, his coffee will be good and warm thanks to this innovative travel mug. Unlike average double-walled mugs, this one plugs into the cigarette lighter and uses power to keep his drink piping hot for hours on end.

$13 .49

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#55

Picnic Backpack Bag with Cooler Compartment

The love story between him and his sweetie will flourish in old age thanks to a timeless classic: the picnic basket. He and his favorite person can take a jaunt to a nearby park and all they've gotta bring is the food, this backpack contains literally everything else they'll need for a lovely afternoon.

$49 .98

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#56

Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch

He's an economical guy and with this pouch that not only allows him to use the last slivers of his bar of soap but also exfoliates his skin, he'll be economical and looking excellent. The sack gently scrubs dead skin from his face and body leaving it feeling moisturized and soft.

$11 .99

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#57

Laser Golf Range Finder

He and the boys will have a great day out on the links with this laser golf range finder in his bag. The tiny device measures slope with incredible accuracy and can lock into a pin over 300 meters away.

$169 .99

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#58

Hearing Amplifier Prank Megaphone

Say what? He said what now? He said that this is the best prank gift he's ever received in all the years that he's been giving and receiving joke gifts? Sounds about right for this hearing amplifier.

$14 .99

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#59

Airbnb Gift Card

The dude that insists he's got enough stuff can use one more small piece of plastic to open up his world. With this Airbnb gift card in hand, he'll have access to hundreds of thousands of places around the globe to explore.

$50 .00

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