Get in shape while keeping your lumberjack skills sharp by exercising with the ChopFit workout axe. It features a tough durable design and comes with a multi-grip handle for added versatility so that you can get a full-body workout indoors or out.

Leave toilet paper behind for good and clean your nether regions in a more hygienic way with the squeeze bottle bidet. This 10-oz bottle features an ergonomic design that’ll let you easily wipe away any mess without having to get your hands dirty.

Show your blind faith and give praise to the holy flying spaghetti monster with this omnipotent car decal. Beautifully capturing our lord and savior – the flying spaghetti monster – in blasphemous like detail, this decal is sure to get your car keyed up in Bible belt like areas.

Get quick access to your entire gaming library by storing it in the P10 gaming external hard drive. Purpose-built for gamers, this HDD will give your console or PC the performance-enhancing tools required to help you keep your competitive edge.

Unleash epic adventures with the D&D Monster Dice Converting Giant. This geeky gadget transforms your dice into a menacing monster. Perfect for Dungeon Masters and players alike, it’s a must-have for any tabletop enthusiast.

Terminate beer after beer with the help of this Terminator T-800 bottle opener. Modeled after the ruthless T-800, this resin bottle opener is hand painted and can mount directly onto the wall for further convenience.

Now you can enjoy the great sport of bicycling during the winter months with the bicycle handlebar mittens. These easily to use mittens wrap around your handlebars so you can keep your hands warm, making winter bicycling less painful on your warm blooded body.

This Cinnamon Toast Crunch seasoning will change your life. With this must-have “Cinnadust” seasoning blend you’ll be able to improve virtually any meal you can think of by sprinkling a generous dose of this addictingly good seasoning all over it.

Get a laugh with the Freudian Slips Funny Sticky Note Booklet! This playful set features sticky notes with Dr. Freud’s face, a prescription pad design, and smaller page markers. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to your notes and reminders.

Enjoy a snooze in the great outdoors without getting feasted on by every insect in a one mile radius by laying inside the portable mosquito net tent. This ultra portable tent weighs less than two pounds and pops up instantly in seconds.

Place yourself on the road to becoming a lean, mean, punching machine by incorporating these wearable punch tracking sensors into your workout. These sweat-proof sensors will help eager fighters improve their technique to get them more combat-ready than ever.

Look like the tattooed badass you’ve always wanted to be without the compromise with the temporary tattoo printer. This technological marvel will help you create over 5,000 different tattoo designs that you can put on your skin on a whim.