33 TEAT-ally Awesome Goat Gifts For Farmers And People Who Really Love Goats

Updated: Sep 29 2022
33 TEAT-ally Awesome Goat Gifts For Farmers And People Who Really Love Goats
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This list of goat gifts will bring all the boys and girls to the yard because it really is the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time). From billy goats to pygmy goats, Nubian goats to Irish goats, the gift ideas are a farmer's or a goat lover's delight. You'll make an animal lover's day with cute goat treats like coffee mugs and t-shirts featuring the fabulous farm animal. Or send them on a once-in-a-lifetime experience to meet pigs, chickens, cows, and, of course, goats at a goat farm. Treat a sophisticated goat fan to products loaded with goat's milk, one of the world's best natural moisturizers, or art featuring the regal beast. You'll find all that and more on this goat-ally awesome list of gifts featuring the friendly creature. 

Fluffy Goat Slippers

Fluff up your feet with a pair of bearded, horned slippers that are as cute as can be. These adorable slippers are ideal for shuffling around the house on a cold winter morning, with little sticky nubs on the soles to keep you safe.
$19 .95

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The Screaming Goat

When your coworkers do something that you disagree with, tell them in the loudest and most obnoxious way with The Screaming Goat. Press the button on his body and he'll let you the most ear-splitting bleat you've ever heard.
$7 .96

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You've Goat This: Wisdom to Get You Through the Good, the Baaad

Don't be fooled by their silliness, there are a lot of lessons that humans can learn from goats. All of them are detailed in this book, which encourages you to take life by the horns and do a little more kidding around.
$21 .96

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Emergency Goat Noise Maker Machine

Improve any situation with a noise maker machine that'll have everyone bleating with laughter. This handheld device blurts out four different goat-related sounds with just the touch of one of its buttons.
$11 .97

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Waterproof Goat Printed Rain Boots

When you're out tromping around in the yard where the goats play your feet will be warm and dry in these goat-printed rain boots. The boots have insoles that support your feet for comfy all-day wear and a deep tread that keeps you upright when the mud gets slippery.
$44 .99

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Goats in Trees Funny Calendar

Goats love the barnyard but do you know what they love more? Trees. The four-legged critters could outclimb a daring child trying to scare their mom sh*tless. You'll be in awe every month as you turn over a new desert image featuring goats hanging out on tree branches.
$46 .32

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Huggable Stuffed Pygmy Goat

Kids (of the two-legged variety) that are obsessed with goats will adore this kid (of the four-legged variety). Taking the 9" plush goat everywhere will be at the top of their list, and so will napping with the incredibly soft, fuzzy stuffed animal.
$19 .99

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Mountain Goats Party Game

Elevate your game night by enjoying a few rousing rounds of Mountain Goats with the family. The card game challenges you and the crew to roll the dice to get to the top of the mountain, but it's not that easy, you can't let anyone knock you off the hill either.
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Peeking Baby Goat Pocket Shirt

Someone's popping in to say hello! Wear this adorable shirt and plenty of people will stop by to say hello to you and ask what that strange creature is popping over the top of your pocket.
$21 .99

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The Screaming Goat Coloring Book

When the world's getting you down let out a metaphorical scream by coloring in the unique patterns in the Screaming Goat coloring book. The book is filled with intricate designs and goat-related patterns that'll take your mind off your stress and get you excited about goats!
$7 .99

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Screaming Goat Button

Spice up any situation with the screaming goat button. Is it 2AM in your apartment's hallway? Screaming goat. Are you on a conference call? Screaming goat. Tap the button and the goat will scream! It's that simple.
$17 .99

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Dancing Goats Coffee

Real talk: legend has it goats are the reason coffee was discovered. Kaldi and the dancing goats, check it out while you're sipping this delicious goat-inspired blend. With hints of almond, chocolate, and spices, the dark roast is delicious and works well with any brewing method.
$18 .99

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Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza Game

Corral the kiddos and enjoy a fun evening playing games and making memories with Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza. It's easy for young ones to pick up and will be responsible for lots of laughter and shenanigans.
$8 .49

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The G.O.A.T. Goat Costume

You're not Tom Brady but that doesn't mean you can't be the GOAT! Instead of dedicating your life to football and a weird diet all you gotta do to be the GOATest of GOATs is wear this simple costume, complete with hooves for hands and feet.
$52 .52

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The GOAT Trucker Hat

Declare yourself the G.O.A.T of all time and everything by slipping on this rustic trucker hat. The fuzzy dude on the top illustrates what a distinct individual you are. Wear it around the farm and all the animals in the barnyard will respect you.
$69 .90

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Goat Lords Card Game

High drama, fast action, strategy, and uncontrollable laughter aren't often things you associate with goats but that's exactly what you'll get from the Goat Lords card game. Some bombs and dragons, too! Grab 1-5 of your closest friends and see what it's all about.
$19 .99

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