33 A-maize-ing Gifts For Farmers Guaranteed To Be An Udderly Great Addition To Their Homestead

Updated: Oct 27 2022

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Your favorite farmer will be tickled pink to know that you cared enough to get them one of these terrific farmer gifts. The farm life isn't always an easy one, after all, it's not ever man or woman who will get up at 4:30am to make sure there are farm fresh items headed to market, so saying thanks with a thoughtful gift really will mean the world. A farmer who spends long days in the field will welcome coming home to a treat like a funny (and large) coffee mug or a bottle opener he can use to crack his favorite beer. He'll also love things he can take on the tractor with him, like a clip-on speaker or cooler to keep lunch cold. Don't forget about wives that love their farmer husbands. There are plenty of fun farmer gift ideas for her, too, from a clever and cute egg holding apron to colorful markers to use in her garden. America runs on farmers, and the farmer you love will be running extra smooth after receiving one of these delightful presents. And for the livestock farmer, don't forget to check out our pig gifts, cow gifts, and goat gifts!

The Universal Socket Grip

With this one tool in his pocket, a farmer can solve any problem that calls for a socket wrench. Thanks to springloaded steel rods, it can fit any nut or bolt up to 3/4" and can even remove stubborn stripped building materials.

$5 .99

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Farm-o-Poly

When the fields have been tended to and the chores are done, a farmer and his family can enjoy some quality time together bonding over Farm-o-poly. The board game is a unique farm-themed twist on the classic Monopoly game, is easy to learn for beginners, and has fun twists and turns to keep the family entertained.

$24 .99

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Dirt-Infused Heavy Duty Hand Wash

Just as you fight fire with fire, you'll be fighting dirt with dirt when you use this dirt-infused heavy duty handwash. The wash contains mud that breaks down even the toughest materials (think grease and oil) and leaves hands feeling moisturized and soft. It has a heavenly orange/coconut scent that will make the toughest farmers swoon.

$12 .49

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Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set

This clever acupressure mat and pillow set allows you to be productive without doing anything but taking a nap. How's that? All you have to do is lay on it and it starts to work on your body. The tiny nubs on the mat massage every inch of a farmer's sore back to relieve soreness and tension.

$19 .04

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IronClad Ranchworx Work Gloves

A farmer's hands are tough, but even he is gonna need a little help sometimes. These Ironclad Ranchworx gloves will give him the boost he needs when he needs it most. They're made of tough leather with Kevlar reinforcements for durability, and have a piece of terry cloth on the back to help him wipe his brow.

$28 .49

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Denim Egg Apron

Don't keep all your eggs in one basket, keep them in one apron. For one, it's hands-free so you can handle the chickens better, two, it's far more comfortable than holding a basket, and three, it's stylish. You'll want to wear this apron all day, even after you take the eggs out, it's great for cooking in.

$24 .99

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Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

When the boot-scootin' stops the slipper-shufflin' will begin! After a farmer slides his tired, achy feet into these sandals, he won't want to stop sliding. The red nubs target pressure points on the feet that dissolve aches through his entire body.

$24 .29

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Insulated Zipperless Cooler

Old Macdonald wishes he had this cooler out on the farm. It's got extreme insulation and will keep lunch cold for hours. The zipper pocket on the front can hold utensils. Farmers can take it out on the tractor for those long harvests and expect that the rugged cooler will stand up to a day's work.

$64 .99

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Shiatsu Back Shoulder & Neck Massager

Working the fields makes a farmer sorer than the day is long. As soon as he drapes this Shiatsu massager over his back, neck, or shoulders, he'll be ready to head back out and get more done. In just minutes, the heated rotating nodes will melt away tension and pain.

$35 .99

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#10

Butter Churner

Milk's trip from farm to table takes a quick pitstop to become a breakfast staple in this humble jar. Attached to the top is a crank that churns the butter more efficiently than the all-wood versions of years past. After some diligent churning, you'll have up to 8 ounces of butter to spread on your toast.

$39 .99

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#11

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

There's so much empty space at the top of the wheelbarrow, and that makes this wheelbarrow garden tray a game changer. It fits over the top of the wheelbarrow and can safely hold 2 large tools, a host of small ones, and even a tumbler of coffee.

$41 .95

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#12

Countertop Composting Bin

Farmers know better than anyone that "waste not, want not" couldn't be more true. With this countertop composting bin in their, a farmer can reduce, reuse, and recycle food. The 3L bin won't let smells escape as it helps food breakdown into all-natural organic fertilizer.

$29 .49

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#13

Spiral Egg Rack

Keep eggs safe in the fridge or on the counter in this spiral egg rack. It's as much a storage system as a delivery system. It holds over two dozen eggs and when one is taken out, space opens for another at the top, so you never have to wonder how many you have left.

$54 .95

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#14

Sunrise Alarm Clock

Give the rooster a morning off by setting a time on this sunrise alarm clock. Instead of a crowing bird, you'll be woken up by the soft artificial sunrise that's so gradual you'll swear it was the real thing. The clock allows a more natural wake up experience, ensuring a more refreshed day.

$32 .88

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#15

Clip On Bluetooth Speaker

If plants grow better when you play them music, are they easier to harvest if you play them music, too? A farmer can find out and jam to some sick beats for up to 12 hours with this clip-on Bluetooth Speaker. As long as he's got his phone, he can use the waterproof pod to broadcast tunes while he's working.

$44 .95

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#16

O'Keeffe's Working Hands Hand Cream

Just like the fields, hands need some irrigation. Farmers will find it with O'Keefe's Working Hands. This tried and true cream brings back all the moisture that a farmer's hands lose throughout the day and prevents them from cracking and splitting.

$8 .60

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#17

ABananaCover Naked Feeling Boxer Briefs

Overalls aren’t known for their breathability but by wearing these naked feel boxer briefs out on the tractor a farmer will be protected from dreaded swampass. They’re made of MicroModal fabric that’s comfortable, breathable, wicks away moisture, and doesn’t feel bulky under already bulky farmer clothing.

$14 .99

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#18

Heavy Duty Cleaning Wipes

If the tub overflowed, you wouldn't try to sop it up with toilet paper, so why are you trying to clean outdoor equipment with regular wipes? These heavy-duty cleaning wipes were made for tough messes and working outdoors, making them a must-have for workers that need to care for heavy machinery.

$8 .79

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#19

Romaine Lettuce Head Umbrella

Lettuce go out in the romaine, we're safely protected with this hilarious umbrella. The standard-sized umbrella has a canopy that looks exactly like a leaf of romaine lettuce. When it's folded, it might even fool those around you into thinking it's the vegetable it impersonates.

$180 .90

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#20

The Funky Vegetable Kit

Forget Monsanto, if a farmer wants to grow some veggies that are cooler than cool, they can grow a window garden with this kit's seeds. The seeds are for fun veggies, like purple carrots, and the kit contains the soil, the pots, and the markers you need to get the garden started.

$21 .25

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#21

Insulated Picnic Backpack

Anyone who lives in the country knows about "the spot." It's an idyllic spot that's perfect for picnicking, but is often pretty far from anything. With this insulated backpack over their shoulder, a farmer will have everything (right down to the plates) they need for a picnic and a place to store food where it'll stay cool.

$59 .98

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#22

Make Your Own Goat Cheese Kit

Goats are friends and they can help farmers make delicious food! With this make your own goat cheese kit, a farmer can make and add some unique flavors to their favorite salads and flatbreads.

$27 .95

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#23

Portable Back Decompressing Device

Whoa Nelly, being a farmer is back breaking work! Make a farmer feel better with this back compressing device, which can be hitched up over the rafters in the barn. It’s the only stretching device of its kind that accommodates two positions of stretching to maximize decompression.

$298 .97

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#24

Indian Corn Candles

These taper candles are so realistic, they look like they were taken straight off the wagon at harvest time. They're actually made of wax and make a great addition to the table around Thanksgiving. Each set comes with two each of the multi-colored corn cobs.

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#25

Bourbon Coffee Gift Set

There aren't a lot of things with whiskey in them that you can drink and drive, but this coffee is one of them. Cooper's Bourbon Cask Coffee was blended with rich, oaky whiskey flavors and then roasted to perfection, giving you all of the taste with none of the BAC.

$39 .95

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#26

Yeti Rambler Vacuum Insulated Mug

The cowpoke and the coffee-lover are one and the same. When your cowboy takes off for the day, rest assured knowing that he won't have to stop off at Farmbucks for a warm up. This Yeti Rambler mug will keep 14oz of his fave brew hot for up to 8 hours and won't ever spill or sweat.

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#27

Gerber Suspension Multi-Tool

You never know what you're going to have to chop, slice, or saw on the farm, but with the Gerber Suspension Multi-Tool, you never have to worry about it. The collapsible tool has 12 components and is made from super-strong stainless steel. It'll never let a farmer down.

$50 .37

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#28

Vegetable Spiral Slicer

When you've got a lot of vegetables to slice, even the toughest farmer's wife is going to want a little help slicing. Have a little fun making zoodles with this vegetable spiralizer. Put a cucumber or zucchini squash in one end and after a few cranks, it'll come out looking like curly-Q's.

$82 .10

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#29

Strawberry Shaped Berry Strainer

You'll be doing berry well after you wash some fresh fruit in this strawberry-shaped berry strainer. Its happy round shape will put a smile on your face as you wash berries and other fruit before eating. The fine holes won't allow anything to escape.

$11 .76

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