Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

Get a taste of what life as a space explorer is like by snacking on some astronaut freeze dried ice cream. This out of this world treat is freeze dried into compact bars and vacuum sealed in special foil pouches so you can enjoy them without creating a sticky mess.

Fall in love with your favorite Dunder Mifflinites all over again by getting your hands on The Office LEGO set. It faithfully recreates the iconic office and comes with minifigs of 15 unforgettable characters like Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, and Dwight Schrute.

This whiskey tasting glass with chilling base will revolutionize the way you drink your favorite spirits. It features a metal cooling base that keeps the drink chilled for up to 30 minutes while the glass helps reveal the most sublime notes from a wide range of liqueurs.

Add some cool ambient lighting to your bedroom or desktop with this USB plasma ball lamp light. Using multiple beams of bright neon light, this USB/battery operated sphere creates the appearance of a magnificent corona discharge

The Tough Tesla Lighter 2.0 is the ultimate lighter for any outdoor activity. This ultra-rugged rechargeable lighter will produce a steady flame with a push of a button in both windy and wet environments and can be used 300 times per charge.

Take a fascinating tour of the myriad penises found on planet Earth by perusing the illustrated and informative pages of Phallacy: Life Lessons From the Animal Penis. You’ll examine tons of fascinating specimens and learn all about its evolution and many uses.

Put your coloring skills to the test by trying to complete a page from the intricate illustrations coloring book. Each page comes chock-full of impossibly convoluted designs that’ll make coloring inside the lines into a Herculean task.

Take your smartphone’s storage capacity to the next level with this 1TB microSD from SanDisk. This waterproof, shockproof, and x-ray proof card has an insane storage capacity and boasts read speeds of 90 MB/s and write speeds of 60MB/s.

Spice up your game nights with Don’t Get Stabbed! party game. Hilarious and suspenseful, this game turns friends into foes as you dodge “murder” attempts. Perfect for twisted humor lovers, it’s all fun and games until someone gets stabbed!

This marvelous margarita glass bottle is the perfect way to put an end to a stressful and hectic workweek. Just one serving of this jumbo 32-ounce glass is all that you’ll need to refresh and hydrate – all the while taking the edge off.

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space.