33 Ridiculously Funny Best Friend Gifts That'll Make Your BFF ROFL IRL

Updated: Jan 04 2025

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Your comedian bestie will be cracking up over these funny best friend gifts, and that's how you know you did a good job. Maybe it's your Friendaversary, maybe you just want to get your best friend a little something special because you love her, either way, you've come to the right place. Getting funny gifts for your friends is always a good move, the gift of laughter is one of the best parts of friendship, after all, and whether it's game night or Valentine's Day (or Galentine's Day!), she'll love these ideas. There are gag gifts galore and funny candles to make her giggle, prank birthday cards and long-distance friend treats to make her feel closer to you than ever. There are even one or two gag gifts for men that'll make her BF die of laughter. Your bestie for the restie is waiting, get her something to make her smile today!

Feejays Sweatpants with Feet

Take a step on the softer side of life with Feejays! The sweatpants have feet like the onesies you wore as a baby, elastic waistbands that are kind to your body, and a Sherpa lining that's soft as a cloud. There are tons of patterns, so you can have ones designated for both work and relaxation.

$39 .98

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

Shakespeare is totally played out, if your girl is looking for some interesting odes in something other than iambic pentameter this book will suit her bigly. The former president's best lines have been turned into some questionably, albeit hilarious, poetry in this book.

$17 .77

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I Adulted!: Stickers for Grown-Ups

Adulting doesn't get easier the older you get, if anything it gets harder. Give yourself a little motivation for continuing to kick ass and take names (or at least try to) with this sticker sheet, which is covered with badges for your achievements like "put my phone away."

$8 .55

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The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

If Cher Horowitz from Clueless was a Magic 8 Ball, it would be this one. The sarcastic ball will keep you humble with answers like "you wish" and "you've got to be kidding" with every shake.

$11 .39

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Hanging Testicles Stess Balls

Relieving stress is as easy as one, two, squeeze with these stress testicles. They've got a suction cup at the base of the balls to adhere them to the bottom of a desk or table.

$18 .00

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Workaholics Bear Coat

When she's riding the crimson tide and needs you and the rest of the crew to stay far, far away, wearing this bear coat will get her message across. The coat has claws, too, just in case she needs to take a swipe at people who try to steal her chocolate.

$179 .99

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Celebrity Prayer Candles

Manifest a man with the sexy smolder of Leo DiCaprio or the confidence to steal the Declaration of Independence like Nic Cage has with a little paraffin power. These celebrity prayer candles will make your bestie smile and light her way to greener pastures.

$22 .99

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Texts from Mittens Day-to-Day Calendar

Even a girl that's basically a golden retriever turns into a sassy cat when she's on or around her period. It's during that time that she'll empathize with this calendar even more. The day-to-day calendar is filled with sassy cat images and text messages that all girls will enjoy when they're feeling catty.

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Men to Avoid in Art and Life Wall Calendar

Keep your bestie safe from f*ck boys with a little help from women that did the same in days of yore. This hilarious wall calendar is full of museum-worthy paintings accented with funny quotes that'll keep your whole girl group faraway from guys that'll do you dirty.

$12 .01

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#10

Fk This St Show Gratitude Journal

When the going gets tough, if the tough get gracious they get through hard times even stronger than they entered them. This journal is packed with four-letter words and creative prompts that'll help your best friend get all her gracious AF thoughts and feelings on paper.

$6 .08

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#11

Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Keep the fellas away at the beach by wearing a hairy gut that looks a lot like theirs do. The fanny pack is made of a super stretchy fabric that seems to grow and grow (much like a dude's beer gut, once again) as you stuff more of your things in it.

$7 .59

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#12

Hanging Cat Kitchen Towel

Confuse your cat and dress your kitchen up with a little feline energy with this adorable hanging towel. Its position is reminiscent of those posters that tell you to "just hang in there" and will encourage you to make it through tough recipes.

$13 .59

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#13

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, because no matter where you go the wacky waving inflatable tube guy will be dancing with you. The fan-powered mini desktop toy is always ready to have a good time and do a little moving and shaking.

$11 .66

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#14

Stupid Deaths Funny Card Game

The game might seem a little morbid but for gals with a dark sense of humor, it's a must-play. Gather your fellow goths and hand out the cards. The one who's the best at separating fact from fictional deaths will be the winner.

$25 .93

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#15

Ginormous Granny Panties

There comes a time in every woman's wardrobe life when she considers retiring her thongs for something legitimately comfortable that doesn't floss her butthole. When that time comes, instead of a white flag of surrender, she can wave this pink pair of granny panties to signal her acceptance.

$16 .99

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#16

Kickasserole Funny Ceramic Dish

It's not just any hot dish you're making, you're cooking up something that would blow Great Aunt Esther's mind, and not just because it's in a ceramic dish with a swear word on it. This hilarious high-quality dish measures 10.6"x7.2"x2.3" and has plenty of room for your favorite baked and cooked goods.

$37 .95

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#17

Lipd*ck Lipstick

Get that gorgeous post-BJ glow with a little help from a lipstick that looks like the very thing you had to suck to make it all happen. There are several dazzling shades available for this LOL-worthy cosmetic, which leaves your lips moisturized and looking beautiful.

$11 .99

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#18

Today I Will Do Absolutely Nothing Sloth Mug

Call this your hangover hangout mug because it's all the encouragement you need to spend a whole darn day doing a whole lotta nothing. Embrace the spirit of the sloth hanging out on the side of the mug, who would really like it if you just kept kicking it on the couch.

$11 .35

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#19

The Penis & The Vagina Owner’s Guide

You might think you know the ins and outs (and ins and outs, hehe) of your own parts but an owner's manual can teach you a few tricks you might not have known otherwise. Take a leaf through this book and get up to speed on all the reasons why it's fun to have a vag.

$16 .95

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#20

The Screaming Goat Button

Once you've heard the Taylor Swift song with the goat screams in it you can't unhear it. Make your own renditions with this button, which shrieks when you give it a tap, and see what it can do for other artists' songs, too!

$17 .99

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#21

The Screaming Goat

When she's feeling frustrated and needs to let out a shriek of anger but is feeling a little self-conscious about it, this goat will do it for her. With just the tap of a button, the bitty bleater will unleash a scream so shrill her stresses will be instantly relieved from shock.

$7 .96

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#22

Bag Of D*cks

After a few bites of these wieners, your bestie will be ready to admit they're the best d*ck she's ever tasted. With fruity flavors, how could they not be? There are several varieties for her to enjoy, and the gummy candies are great for everyday occasions or a bachelorette party.

$19 .98

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#23

Wonder Woman Wearable Blanket

Slammin' bod, invisible plane, lasso of truth, strong AF, is there anything not to love about Wonder Woman? Transform yourself into a true icon of the times with this wearable blanket. It's fleecy and comfy and an ideal item to wear while binge-watching any DC movie.

$45 .99

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#24

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

You know your friend is your best friend when you're allowed to poke fun at her single-dom with a gift like this. The crazy cat lady action figure is almost aspirational in a way, wearing sweats all day and hanging out with fuzzy critters sounds pretty nice.

$15 .62

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#25

Clone A Willy Kit

Some ladies have got a guy whose dong really dings her bells, and is so good she wants to use it to ring-a-ding-ding when he's not around. With Clone a Willy, she'll have all the stuff she needs to cast and mold her man's member and turn it into a silicone dildo she can use.

$44 .99

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#26

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Surprise her with a card that she'll demand she gets to open again for an Instagram Reel with one that's truly unique. The second she opens the card a spring-loaded butterfly will flutter out and flyaway. You can reload the butterfly, too, so it can flutter many times.

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#27

50 Shades of Bacon Cookbook

Christian Gray was a sucker, the real way to a woman's heart isn't by smacking her ass, it's by bringing her the bacon. We're not talking about billions of dollars, we're talking about actual bacon, cooked in a way so delicious it feels almost naughty to eat.

$7 .04

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#28

Ride On Inflatable Horse

Save a cowboy, ride a horse at your next pool party with an inflatable horse made for grown-ups. This horse is super strong, he's made for taking tubing trips down the river, and has straps to hold onto (or hook up gear like coolers) and a cup holder to boot. Giddy up.

$49 .99

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#29

Full Bottle Of Wine Glass

You promised your BF that you'd only have one glass of wine with the girls, but you didn't say just how big that glass would be. How lucky for you that this oversized glass fits the whole darn bottle! And it's got a wide base to prevent spilling.

$9 .99

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#30

Grow A Boyfriend

She always calls you to b*tch about how her mom never shuts up about not bringing home "someone special" for Christmas, and with this Grow a Boyfriend toy you can help shut her mom up. When she drops the toy in the water he'll grow to six times his original size. Who's single now, mom?

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#31

The Boyfriend Body Pillow

This is one boyfriend that will commit and won't break up with her because his mother said that she doesn't seem good enough for her. His arm will never fall asleep when she's napping and he'll never snore. He's the perfect man.

$34 .95

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#32

Guzzle Buddy Wine Bottle Attachment

Why dirty a whole wine glass when she could just drink from the bottle with sophistication and style? The Guzzle Buddy pops into the top of any wine bottle and turns it into an elegant beverage receptacle.

$17 .99

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#33

30 Second Dance Party Button

Dance like nobody is watching unless the person watching is your BFF because she wants to see all your bonkers moves so you can laugh together later. Press this button and go wild, you’ll have 30 seconds of music to jam out to before you collapse into giggles.

$24 .99

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#34

Endlessly Singing Prank Happy Birthday Card

Play a little prank on your girl with a birthday card that just keeps singing, even when her birthday is long over. When the day comes that she tires of it and rips it in half to shut it up, SURPRISE! She'll get glitter bombed, it's a card filled with flakes of the sparkly stuff.

$14 .99

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#35

The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

There are times that she'll need to retreat into her own little world and she can make herself one that's soft and cozy with the Comfy. The blanket sweatshirt has a super soft sherpa lining, a big pocket for storing snacks, and a hood for comfy wearing.

$49 .29

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#36

Waffle Blanket

Wrap yourself up in a waffle and you'll be in a sweet and buttery mood in no time at all. At almost six feet in diameter, this fleece blanket is big enough to share but why would you want to when you can wrap yourself up in it like a waffle burrito?

$24 .99

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