The 55 Best Gothic Gifts That Will Liven Up Your Cold, Dead Soul

Updated: Sep 20 2022
The 55 Best Gothic Gifts That Will Liven Up Your Cold, Dead Soul
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Queens of the underworld, vampire kings, and former emo kids, celebrate the darkness you revel in with one of these delightfully devilish goth gifts. Some are morbid, some are macabre, some are just weird, but all of them live in the shadows. From home decor that's reminiscent of the dungeon you've always dreamt of living in to creepy jewelry that'll make your friends and family shiver, this list is all-inclusive. You'll even find witchy wonders that the Sanderson sisters themselves would approve of. And for you more extroverted goths, leave the coffin and head out into the world to experience terrifying haunted locales that would make ordinary citizens roar with blood-curdling screams. Don't wait for Halloween, there's never a bad day to sit in the moonlight and spend the cash you sacrificed your cold, dead soul for. 

Skull Shaped Makeup Brush Holder

It takes a lot of brushes for a goth to get all that black and red makeup on and this skull is a great place to store it. It’s sizable, able to fit almost a dozen brushes, and embellished with a Victorian damask that could inspire some makeup designs.
$21 .95

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Edgar Allan Poet Magnetic Words

Nevermore again will you run out of words to adequately and poetically describe the maelstrom of darkness swirling around in your soul. With this marvelously macabre magnetic poetry kit on your fridge, you’ll find all the right words all the time.
$14 .95

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Creepy Doll Stress Relief Toy

In moments of high tension, like when someone’s turned on some pop music or is wearing pink, a goth can find their happy place with one of these squishy stress dolls in hand. They’re sure to find the super-soft flesh-colored dolls soothing, especially if everyone else around is terrified.
$7 .49

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Sin Book Mindfulness Journal

Goths have feelings, too, even if they’re all sad and twisted, and it’s healthy for them to express them. The Sin Book is the perfect place for them to confess and profess their feelings. From the grim to the gleeful, the meditation book has a cover as dark as their soul (which will feel lighter after they’ve journaled).
$12 .50

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Valhalla World's Strongest Coffee

The coffee you’ll make with Valhalla is so strong that it’ll either kill you or raise you from the dead. Maybe both. The roast has double the caffeine ordinary cups of coffee do and thanks to a deal with the devil, and always has the perfect rich, smooth, never bitter taste.
$79 .00

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Deluxe HP Lovecraft Book Collection

HP Lovecraft’s incredible tales have earned their place in goth literature history. His stories will speak to you and stay with you and introduce you to long-heralded (and feared) characters like Cthulhu and Azathoth. There are six books here, and you’ll sleep with the lights on after reading them all.
$35 .47

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Skull Shaped Ice Tray

Take your next glass of whiskey on the rocks with a side of shock by dropping a cold AF skull into it. This ice tray is your key to colder drinks that are stronger than ever; the increased surface area of the ice cubes makes them melt slower, which keeps your drink tasting fine.
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Murder and Mystery Ravens on Skulls Bookends

Make your new abode look a little like apothecaries of old with a set of bookends that looks pretty murderous. No, really, a group of grows is called a murder and there are two here atop some fresh-looking skulls. At almost a foot in height, they pair well with heavy, leather-bound tomes.
$49 .95

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Stainless Steel Skull Spoons

Stir and steep your witches brew to perfection with an oddity oddly suited to helping you make your best cup of tea. This skull spoon’s eye and nose holes make it perfect for lifting your tea bag from the bottom of your mug without taking a big scoop of tea with it. No drop will ever be wasted.
$9 .98

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Customizable Vampire Fangs

When your canines are looking a little dull, get them back to their highest blood-sucking potential with a set of fangs. These faux fangs are easy to mold to your teeth and even easier to wear. They’re comfortable enough to keep in place for hours and won’t affect your speech.
$18 .99

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Witches Brew Cauldron Mug

A witch’s personality will be bubbly after she’s sipped on her morning brew from this clever cauldron mug. It holds more than 10oz of coffee and has little legs for authenticity. You might even hear her cackle as she stirs it with her spoon.
$9 .99

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