33 Horrifying Zombie Gifts That Are Even More Desirable Than Braaaiiinnnsss

Updated: Feb 15 2023

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Give someone obsessed with the undead the gift of a lifetime with one of these terrifying zombie gifts. They run the gamut of all things zombie related. Know a prepper getting ready for the zombie apocalypse? You'll find zombie-themed survival gear they can trick out their bunker with and a zombie survival guide to get them through the thick of things. Got a cinema buff friend who can't stop watching horror movies when Halloween rolls around? They'll love the zombie movie decor and The Walking Dead merch. Got a zombie head friend who rolls so deep as a zombie lover that they transcend zombie enthusiast into zombie aficionado? Send them on a once-in-a-lifetime experience where they'll have to survive from midnight to dawn with a group of friends as hordes of zombies converge around them. From the practical to the playful, the absurd to the awesome, this list of zombie gifts has it all.

The Zombie Plant

It's pretty easy to kill this plant, all you have to do is touch it, but after a couple of days you'll be surprised to see it has come back to life. The zombie plant will amaze both kids and adults and comes with the seeds and soil you need to get started growing it.

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The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide

Since it's going to be pretty challenging to find an overturned Twinkie truck during the zombie apocalypse, you're going to need to know how to cook. Unlike the undead, your taste buds aren't going to atrophy, so you'll want to consult the 80 recipes in this book to get the best gastronomic survival tips.

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Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

Get yourself a set of zombie apocalypse survival weapons and you'll be ready for when the worst happens. Inside this sturdy canvas case, you'll find three knives, two machetes, a hatchet, and a high-performance ax.

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Bleeding Zombie Targets

When it comes to killing zombies, it's important that you get the most authentic practice that you can. This 3D mannequin is hand-painted to model a real zombie and actually bleeds when you shoot it. It can be shot with up to 1000 rounds from an airsoft or similar gun.

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18-in-1 Tactical Survival Kit

If you're going to survive the zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you have the right equipment. Inside this emergency outdoor set, you'll find a knife, saw, multi-tool, flashlight, and so much more it will help you beat zombies and build a shelter.

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The Walking Dead Zombie Escape Room in a Box

Join Rick Grimes and his crew and see how you'd do by playing The Walking Dead escape room in a box. You and your group of 4 to 8 will have 90 minutes to solve the puzzles in the box or be turned into a zombie. Anyone can play, you don't need to be familiar with the show to enjoy.

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Zombie Crushing Axe

Yeah, this tool can come in handy if you're a trucker or someone who likes camping, but you know what else it does well? Kill zombies. You can use this ax to hack, pride, pole, pound, and so much more. The grip is shock absorbing so you can get more swings in with less pain.

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Crawling Baby Zombie Prop

Your mom has been asking you for grandchildren for years and you can all but guarantee she'll stop after you hand her this animated crawling zombie baby. The sound-activated baby has red flashing eyes and a creepy voice as well as a realistic look that makes it even more terrifying.

$59 .90

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Heat Reactive Creepy Zombie Mug

Is that a zombie in your coffee mug or is your morning just going really roughly? This heat-reactive mug reveals a terrifyingly bloody scene as soon as you add a hot beverage to the container. It holds about 11 ounces of fluid, enough coffee to get your morning started right.

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#10

Zombie-opoly

The fun never dies when you're playing this zombie-inspired game of Monopoly. Instead of property, you'll buy zombies and rent with boxes of flesh. Instead of jail, you'll get buried underground and have to claw your way out. It's all kinds of undead fun.

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#11

Solar Powered Garden Zombie

No one will have the guts to pass by your garden at night after you install this solar-powered zombie in the ground. He holds a lantern that illuminates his terrifying face and his entire body is made of resin that is hand painted for an extra scary effect.

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#12

Zombie Chia Pet

Breathe some new life into the undead with a Chia pet that grows around a zombie. This Halloween-themed set grows a luscious green coat in just one to two weeks. It includes enough seed packets for three plantings so "Dragging Drew" never has to go without his greenery.

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#13

Zombie Outbreak Warning Sign

If you really want to have fun with this sign, consider installing it on the door of your bathroom. Or perhaps your boss's office. The 8" x 12" sign is crafted from lightweight tin and has holes pre-drilled to make it easy to hang.

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#14

Zombie Hand Back Scratcher

Get a little help from the undead to get to that stubborn itch on your back with this terrifying zombie hand-back scratcher. It's over a foot in length, meaning it can get to those impossible-to-reach spots.

$19 .99

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#15

Zombie Apocalypse Hot Sauce Trio

This three-pack of hot sauce is so spicy you'll swear if you sprinkled it on the tongue that someone recently deceased that it would bring them back to life. The three sauces in the set have been featured on Hot Ones and include flavors such as Son of Zombie, Garlic Reaper, and Zombie Apocalypse.

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#16

The Zombie Survival Guide

If you're not one of those people who's been doomsday prepping since Y2K, The Zombie Survival Guide will come in handy. It's got 10 key lessons that will ensure your survival against a horde of the undead. It'll keep you safe even if those undead are stalking you and your friends.

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#17

Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce Gift Set

After sampling any of the four hot sauces in this pack, you might wish you were dead. It'll be the job of milk to bring you back to life again. The package contains a recipe book that you can use to style the sauces which are flavored with cayenne, jalapeno, habanero, and garlic.

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#18

Zombie Shooting Game

Make sure you're good and ready for the zombie apocalypse by practicing with a set of dart blasters and a pop-up target. This shooting game toy set is great for kids and comes with two guns and 40 darts. That means two kids can play together at the same time without fighting.

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#19

The Walking Dead Bobbleheads

Deck your shelves with bobbleheads from one of the most iconic zombie TV shows of all time. These 8-inch tall high-quality poly-resin bobbleheads are each hand-painted and arrive with a certificate of authenticity. There are several characters to choose from, with Rick Grimes being just one.

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#20

Zombie Slippers

After a long day of walking, your feet might feel pretty dead. Bring them back to life with a pair of zombie slippers. These plush slides make it look like two zombies are chowing down on your legs. What a start to a Monday morning!

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#21

Zombie Flip Flops

If you really want to freak out people on the beach, bury your feet in the sand and put these sandals where your feet used to be. The hideous pair of flip-flops is a must if you'll be hitting a tropical clime at Halloween.

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#22

Xpand No Tie Shoelaces

The last thing you want in the zombie apocalypse is an untied shoelace. With these elastic laces, you can be sure your shoes will stay on your feet and that you'll never have to stop to tie them. They're available in a variety of colors because, well, fashion.

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#23

Zombie Munch Survival Snack

If you've ever wondered what you'll have to survive on during the zombie apocalypse, Zombie Munch will give you a pretty good idea. The trail mix includes spicy peanuts, roasted almonds, roasted pepitas, salted corn nuts, chili lemon sticks, and more. Maybe the apocalypse will be more gourmet than we thought.

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#24

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

If you put down an entire bottle of wine on Halloween night, there's a good chance you'll feel like the gal who this zombie wine bottle holder was modeled after in the morning. The 12-inch resin holder is sturdy and can accommodate a full bottle of wine.

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#25

Fully Articulated Zombie Action Figures

Create your own stop-motion B-movie or terrifying desk scene with a set of six fully articulated zombie action figures. Not only can you move around their arms and legs, but you can also pop them off and swap them with their comrade's body parts.

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#26

Sharks Aliens Zombies Card Game

Sharks, aliens, and zombies is kind of like rock paper scissors but with jokes and fun facts infused into the gameplay. It's a fast-paced game suitable for adults and kids and a fabulous addition to your next Halloween game night.

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#27

Zombie Hand Oven Mitt

Add a little extra whimsy to your Halloween treats by baking them up and pulling them out of the oven with an oven mitt that looks like a zombie's hand. This high-quality mitt has a professional print that won't rub off over time and fantastic insulation to keep your hands safe.

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#28

Zombie Dice Game

Grab your friends and make game night extra creepy by rolling the dice with zombies. This carry-in cup game is simple to learn and takes only minutes to play. There are 13 dice in the package, and the goal is to eat brains, not get shotgunned, and defeat all the humans.

$13 .98

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#29

Zombie Cookie Jar

No one in their right mind would try to steal a cookie from this jar, they might get bitten by a zombie if they do. Keep your cookies and other sweets safe in the ceramic piece that can accommodate dozens of delicious treats.

$29 .99

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