Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

BACON. It’s delicious, it smells like heaven, and it’s the perfect flavor for any kind of edibles – especially candy canes. These bacon candy canes are a fun twist on the classic Christmas candy and make a great snack during the holidays.

Awaken your inner Jedi with this Star Wars augmented reality game. This captivating and immersive game trains you on how to become a fearless Jedi and expertly wield your lightsaber so that you can battle foes like Kylo Ren and the sinister Darth Vader.

All dogs go to heaven… unless they have a blasphemous owner who dresses them in this uproarious pet pope costume. This eye-catching doggy costume is guaranteed to get laughs and is available in sizes ranging from extra small to large.

Honk, honk! Push that old ice cream truck aside and make way for the taco truck tray. This novelty taco plate allows you to keep two extra hard shell tacos on reserve, so you can binge eat your delicious meal without ever taking a single break.

Get the kids moving and looking forward to playing outside on hot summer days with this giant kangaroo sprinkler punching bag in the yard. It even comes with a water chamber at the base which makes the kangaroo bounce back after every punch.

Enjoy swallowing a variety of cock everyday by receiving some helpful tips from the “50 Ways To Eat Cock” cookbook. This holy grail of culinary literature will show you how to prepare cock so you can improve your doctor recommended level of protein intake.

Make pool days infinitely better by splish-splashing around with this giant inflatable duck. This jumbo yellow duckie, made from durable rubber, measures four feet tall when fully inflated—ideal for pool days and parties alike.

Improve your shooting by outfitting your weapon with the Mantis X firearm training smart sensor. This next-gen accessory tracks every shot you take, in real-time, while also analyzing your behavior in order to provide you with helpful pointers for better shooting.

Make your nights more calming than ever by resting your tired head on one of these aromatherapy memory foam pillows. They’re made from soft yet supportive foam and are available in a variety of soothing scents like chamomile and peppermint.

The glass ziploc bag is the candy bowl that looks like America’s favorite storage bag. If you’re looking for a really unique piece of flair for your dining room table, stick the glass Ziploc on it and have folks ask you why you’ve got a bag — they’ll never know it’s glass.

Give even the simplest meals a delicious gourmet touch with this black truffle-infused mayo. This select mayo made using organic eggs and black winter truffles is available in both a regular and spicy mayo version that’ll give your taste buds and extra kick of flavor.