33 Absurdly Funny Lingerie Garments That'll Fire Up The Laughter In The Bedroom

Updated: Mar 22 2023
33 Absurdly Funny Lingerie Garments That'll Fire Up The Laughter In The Bedroom
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Bottoms up, or down, as the case may be with this hilariously sexy and funny underwear. Fire up a sassy sack sesh with thongs, hipsters, cheeky briefs, and granny panties (come on, they ARE funny!) and let the good times roll. Break some out at your girl's bachelorette party and make a game of what she might wear to make her husband giggle on their wedding night. Treat your lady to a funny Valentine's day present printed with sexy snark. Or, treat yourself! These panties are as much a funny gift for your boyfriend as they are for you! When your pants come off and he sees the messages and pictures on the cloth underwear, he'll be doubled over with laughter. Unless they're the ones that tell him you'd rather have tacos than a roll in the hay...just kidding!

Custom Zipper Photo Panties

Heeeeeeeeere's your boyfriend! Or your husband, whatever, you can surprise your man with the face of your man next time you take your pants off. These panties are personalized with his face and it looks like they're being unzipped from the center.
$19 .99

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Giant Red Bow Lingerie

On Christmas, all the best gifts are tied up with a big red bow and are you not the best gift ever? Tie yourself up in this lingerie bow but don't double knot it, your guy will want to take it off pretty quickly.
$22 .78

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Bubble Wrap Lingerie

Get in bed and make it snap, snap, snappy with this set of bubble wrap lingerie. The parts that cover your most sensitive parts are all covered in the wrap, which will pop when prodded hard enough.
$15 .95

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Toothy Alpaca Funny Panties

Watch your man rear back his head in sheer terror when he takes a peek inside your pants and sees these yellow teeth looking back at him. If you "forget" to shave your hoo-ha, the effect will be all the more disturbing.
$9 .78

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Happy Meal Funny Panties

There aren't any French Fries or apple slices included with the happy meal behind this pair of undies but you do get a pretty nice piece of fish taco. Too far? Who cares, break out the toys and have a fast food kind of a time.
$9 .99

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Two Person Funny Underwear

Give a new meaning to being attached to the hip of your lover with a pair of two-person underwear. You'll have to face each other the entire time you're wearing the novelty pair, so make sure you brushed ya damn teeth.
$9 .98

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Glow In The Dark Underwear

Instead of dreaming about what nebulous things lie beneath your pants, go galactic with a pair of celestial skivvies that glow in the dark. There are tons of styles to choose from for this pair, which lights up bright after a little exposure to light.
$18 .00

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Okay But Then We Get Tacos Funny Panties

Have you ever noticed how sex is a lot of work? Go for a roll in the hay and your Apple watch things you got a workout in. Wear these panties to suggest to your man that you get a little fuel back in the tank to fire up the next session.
$15 .99

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Lick It Before You Stick It Funny Underwear

If a guy is gonna try and slide something on into your more sensitive areas, he really should heed the words of this pussy cat before trying anything. They'll help him out, help you out, and lead to an all-around better experience.
$9 .99

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Llama Underwear

There are few things your BF could look at your lady bits and see that would freak him out as much as the face of a llama, but a llama with ears will really send him over the edge. He'll want to rip these off of you in sheer terror.
$8 .99

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Same Penis Forever Classic Bachelorette Party Panties

"Same penis forever" sounds like kind of a threat but also kinda not the worst thing ever, right? Like, why would you marry a guy if he didn't know how to use his magic wand to cast a spell on your lady parts?
$13 .99

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