55 Ridiculously Manly Gifts Perfect For The Testerone-oozing Manly Man

Ballistic Dart Launcher

When it's necessary to bring along a device for self-defense, this is the launcher you need. It's compact, it's quiet, and it packs a punch. It loads 3 darts at a time in case you need to fire off more than one hit, or your can shoot a hole in boredom by using it for target practice.

$25 .00

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#2

19-in-1 Pistol Multitool

On the range or in the field, you'll be able to quickly dress your gun with this 19-in-1 pistol multitool in your pocket. To untrained eyes, it looks like an average multitool, but to a gun buff's eyes, it looks like gunsmithing bits, a wrench to tighten a laser sight, and a more.

$32 .99

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#3

Exotic Jerky Sticks

When you're looking for some jazzy jerky, look no further than this symphony of meat. There are 15 sticks in the bunch, each from a different animal than the last. You won't find cows or turkeys here, think something more interesting like kangaroo and elk.

$27 .99

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#4

Magic Stone Grill Cleaner

Old crap left on the grill grate does not add flavor, it just makes your steak sketchy. Scrub it off with the Magic Stone. This miracle grill cleaner cuts through layers of crud left from previous cookouts leaving your grate as shiny as the day you bought it. Just use water to start the cleaning process.

$5 .99

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#5

Vintage Aircraft Instrument Drink Coasters

Piloting a fighter jet is pretty badass, amirite? Take that badassery out of the cockpit and onto the coffee table with a set of vintage aircraft instrument drink coasters. There are six plastic coasters in the set, each with a non-skid base.

$25 .50

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#6

18-in-1 Tactical Survival Kit

Turn an everyday Joe into GI Joe with an 18-in-1 tactical survival kit that's got the goods to help better any situation. The kit contains an array of items, from a compass to a Mylar emergency blanket and comes neatly packed in a hardshell, waterproof plastic case.

$29 .99

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#7

Collapsible Steel Mech Fire Pit

Take fire with you everywhere you go with this collapsible steel mech fire pit. Camp will be warm, alight, and ready to cook after you set out the easy-to-assemble, impossible-to-break lofted pit. It weighs only 2.5lbs, so it's easy to carry on long journeys and has a fine mesh grate that prevents ash from falling through.

$19 .43

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#8

Tactical Battle Coffee Mug

Go to war with droopy morning eyes with this tactical battle mug as part of your arsenal. The body of the mug has ridges that you can put attachments that include but aren't limited to: a flashlight, compass, and kickstand.

$149 .00

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#9

Dango T01 Tactical Wallet

In this day in age, we need multitaskers in our pockets. The Dango T01 Tactical Wallet is one of them. Sure, it can hold cards and cash inside its sturdy and slim leather body. But it can also cut wood, open bottles, measure small distances and turn screws thanks to his metal skeleton.

$89 .00

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#10

Carnivore Club Artisanal Meat Subscription Box

A meat-eating man will find the Carnivore Club artisanal meat subscription box positively mouthwatering. In each monthly box, he'll find a selection of dried and cured meats that he's never tried before, sourced from around the world, and packed in a box with a fact guide about what to pair them with.

$54 .99

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#11

Waterproof Lighter

You don't need fire to make fire with this heavy-duty waterproof lighter. The electric apparatus is equipped with an arc lighter, stands up to any weather, and lasts up to two hours on a single charge. Plug it into a USB port, it'll be fully charged in a flash.

$8 .09

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#12

Air Powered Arrow Rifle

Put enough oomph to make you quiver behind your next arrow with an air powered arrow rifle. No compound bow can compare to the power of this 33.5" PCP power rifle that shoots 8 arrows at up to 450fps. It only weights 9 pounds, so holding it won't make you sweat.

$999 .99

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#13

The Ultralight Survival Tent

Since expectation doesn't always meet reality when a man's out on the trails, keep him safe with this ultralight survival tent. The bag is barely bigger than his fist and weighs only half a pound. The tent inside will keep two people safe and warm by reflecting 90% of their body heat back into the tent.

$21 .95

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#14

Scotch Infused Toothpicks

The spinach stuck in your teeth stands no chance against these Scotch-infused toothpicks. They're sharp, able to get between those tight spots that popcorn kernels like to hide, and they taste AMAZING. They pick up their barrel-aged taste because they're made from recycled whiskey barrels.

$25 .66

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#15

Loaded 6-in-1 Tactical Pen

Open a bottle, shine a light on a dark situation, break a car window, and scribble your number on a napkin to give to a sexy lady with this tactical pen. The high-quality pen really can do all that and more, and is made from aircraft-grade aluminum to prevent wear and breakage.

$9 .98

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#16

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

Bespoke gentlemen who have upgraded from man cave to library won't have a complete setup without this sixteenth-century globe bar. The vintage globe compartment houses a bottle of wine or spirits and eight glasses to drink from. The smaller shelf on the bottom is a perfect resting place for taller bottles

$142 .95

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#17

Thor Horn Drinking Flagon

Is there a manlier man than Thor? Drink like the God of thunder with a horn-drinking flagon. The tankard is made from an ox horn and arrives in a burlap sack. During construction, songs praising Thor are sung, which only infuses it further with Viking badassery.

$39 .97

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#18

Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce

Put down the plastic sheets, you're going to need them after dousing your dinner with Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce. The mind-blowingly hot condiment will set your mouth ablaze with 35K Scoville units.

$15 .95

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#19

Arkam Premium Beard Straightener

When the occasion demands you class it up from a casual lumberJack to a more fancy lumberJohn, tame your beard with this premium beard straightener. The ceramic plates will keep your face fro from getting fuzzy and the long teeth will keep your skin from getting burned.

$20 .99

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#20

Mace Self-Defense Pepper Spray Gun

Don't go trailblazing in the forest without this self-defense pepper spray gun. The weapon is armed with Mace and delivers a steady and powerful stream of UV-dye (it helps cops catch bad guys) that will light a fire in a thieve's (or large animal's) face.

$45 .99

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#21

Trucker's Friend Demolition & Multitool

If this weird-looking hammer would be a trucker's best friend, you know it's got to be hefty. It's a multitool first, equipped with a tough metal axe head, hammerhead, and pry bar. It's a demolition tool second, with a full metal design that's virtually unbreakable.

$89 .99

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#22

Bose Open-Ear Audio & AR Sunglasses

If you've ever wanted to take a stroll without dealing with the bulk and hassle of headphones, the Bose Open-Ear Audio sunglasses are for you. The fancy frames allow you and only you to listen to music while keeping you aware of your surroundings and protects your eyes with polarized lenses.

$199 .00

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#23

Carhartt Deluxe Cooler Bag

A dude can launch into lunch like a boss with this Carhartt deluxe cooler bag. The roomy pack has space for lunch, snacks, and drinks (or a six-pack of beer and some ice). It's got two waterproof zippered compartments with a smaller one on the front for utensils.

$29 .50

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#24

The Universal Socket Grip

Stripped nuts and bolts are no match for the dude with the universal socket grip in his toolbox. For pieces as small as 1/8" up to 3/4", the socket can take it on thanks to a set of springloaded steel rods. It also comes with an adapter so it can be used with a drill.

$5 .99

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#25

Bushcraft 101: A Field Guide to the Art of Wilderness Survival

Surviving in the wilderness is not as easy as it looks on reality TV. A man needs to have the skills to save his ass if he's stuck out in the bush. Bushcraft 101 will be his best companion, and teaches him not only how to prepare for his trip, but also how to prepare for the worst.

$9 .04

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#26

Foosball Rolling Cooler

If there's an invention more bro-tastic than this rolling Foosball cooler, we haven't found it yet. The 68qt chest holds an astounding 80 cans of beer, which you can tap into while playing the full-size game on top. Don't forget to lock two of the casters to prevent your entertainment from rolling away.

$189 .99

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#27

Drink Cocktail Smoker

Skip the Liquid Smoke when you want to infuse your cocktails with deep flavors that'll leave a drinker's mouthwatering and use this smoker instead. The gun includes wood chips you'll load into its barrel to get that oaky flavor, and can be used with food as well as drink.

$19 .99

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#28

The Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet

BOU-quet? More like BRO-quet! This "vase" aka pint glass is full of long-stemmed jerky flowers that will tantalize the tastebuds of your favorite manly man. They're made of premium beef jerky and will fan the flames of any hot bromance.

$49 .00

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#29

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Get a little help busting up that man stank with a Big Ass Brick of soap. Duke Cannon's olive green bar is huge, has a super-masculine scent, will make his skin feel soft and smooth and does it all while maintaining maximum manliness. It's based on the soap GIs used, so you know it's good.

$9 .99

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#30

Fork Drill Bit Peanut Butter Mixer

Real men don't mix peanut butter with their hands and some paltry spoon. Real men use this fork drill bit to turn their natural peanut butter into a natural delight. Use it in smooth peanut butter and you'll whip up something delightful. Eat it off the fork drill bit, too, just remember to turn off the drill first.

$7 .99

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#31

Death Wish World's Strongest Coffee

If a dude's chest wasn't already covered in hair, this coffee would put hair on it. Death Wish is the world's strongest and might be among the tastiest. It's got much more caffeine than a normal cup does, a sumptuous dark roast, and is accented with notes of cherry and chocolate.

$16 .48

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#32

Rolling Mechanic Tool Tray

Gearheads can spend as much time as they'd like fixing up parts of their car and never experience a second of knee pain with the rolling mechanic toll tray. They can sit on the waterproof seat and place their tools on the compartmented spacious tray below.

$29 .93

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#33

Axe and Hammer Multi-Tool

Level up the number of things you can do and cut down on the amount of crap you have to carry to do it with a combination axe and hammer multi-tool. The stainless steel miracle tool of manliness also comes with several other helpful fold-out tools like a saw and a fish de-scaler.

$19 .99

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#34

Home Theater Leather Sofa

Who needs to pay $25 for a movie ticket when you have your own luxury movie seats IN YOUR HOUSE! Not you, that's who. You'll be basking in complete comfort and silence in the living room outfitted with this sofa set that has seating for three, reclines, and has movable trays and cupholders to secure your snacks.

$2,299 .99

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#35

Man Snacks Bacon Bacon Bacon Gift Kit

B is for "Bro, you need more bacon." You can get it in this Man Snacks gift set. What's in it? Bacon in every way that bacon can be part of something. From jerky to seasonings to brittle for dessert, it's a three-course bacon dinner in a box.

$39 .95

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#36

12 Gauge Shot Gun Shell Shot Glasses

Call shotgun and get a front-row seat at the bar so you can sidle up and enjoy some whiskey from these 12 Gauge Shot Gun Shell glasses. The man cave-staple are modeled after the real deal and hold 4oz of liquid.

$14 .99

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#37

Dewalt Mechanic Set

Mr. Fix-It will be finding stuff that isn't broken, breaking it and fixing it back up again with this Dewalt Mechanic Set in hand. Choose from a 108, 142, and 168 piece set and kick back, it'll last you forever. The set's tools have DirectTorque technology and are made from polished chrome vanadium.

$87 .79

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#38

12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Coaster Set

Your coffee table will look like you just took it to target practice when you put these coasters out, but really, how awesome will that be? The golden 12 gauge shell coasters come in a set of four with a holder that matches them in color.

$26 .84

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#39

Bud Light Bluetooth Speaker

Meet your new best beach pal, the Bud Light Bluetooth Speaker. It looks and feels like a beer, but cranks out tunes instead of suds. Its wireless connection spans a full 30 feet for easy listening in big places.

$24 .95

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#40

Cigar Holding Glass

You need to keep one hand free to gesticulate wildly while telling the crew about your adventures, and that's where this cigar-holding glass comes in. The brilliantly crafted rocks glass has a divot that perfectly fits a standard cigar so you can sip, smoke, and storytell all at once.

$21 .77

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#41

Duct Tape Wallet

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed, but if it is duct tape, it can't be broken. That means this duct tape wallet will last a guy a lifetime. The bifold wallet has a grommet for a metal chain, has four credit card slots and a vinyl ID window.

$14 .97

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#42

Meat Shredder Bear Claws

If claws work for bears, the manliest of animals, they'll work for men, too. When the meat is cooked and ready for shredding, grab these ergonomic super-strong claws and get digging. The wideset tines tear apart meat, making it barbecue-ready in no time.

$8 .99

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#43

Otto’s 1500°F Steak Grill

"Sick burn bro." -your buddy after tasting a steak you just seared in Otto’s 1500°F Steak Grill. This miracle of modern technology is a portable steak grilled made of 100% stainless steel. It gets hot super fast, so you won't have to wait long to enjoy your meat.

$710 .00

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#44

50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Do some shotguns...of beer with this 50 Caliber bullet bottle opener. It's crafted from a real 50 cal shell, so you know it's authentic and is crafted in the United States by hardworking Americans.

$12 .99

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#45

Jim Bean Bourbon Barrel Cooking Pellets

Meat cooked on a grill over charcoal is good, but meat cooked on a grill with Jim Beam Bourbon Barrel Cooking Pellets is great. They're made of 100% natural oak sourced directly from Kentucky and infuse your meat with a mellow flavor.

$48 .99

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#46

Camo Beer Can Holster

Weekend warriors, take up arms and ammo against dehydration and boredom with this camo beer holster. The comfortable canvas holster is adjustable and holds a full six-pack of cans for you and the boys to enjoy.

$10 .89

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#47

Heavy Duty Canvas Tool Bag

A toolBOX is large but cumbersome and hard to carry, and that's why your dude needs a heavy-duty tool bag. This canvas option has two strap options for easy carrying, a top that folds open, 13 pockets, and an inner organizer to keep everything in its place.

$91 .99

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#48

Magnetic Wristband

Never drop or have to reach for a tool again with this magnetic wristband on your wrist. A guy that's always spending time in a workshop or garage will love what he's able to keep on hand with this comfy wrist wrap that latches onto everything from nails to wrenches.

$9 .99

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#49

Mr. Beer Craft Beermaking Kit

Craft a brew that'll put hair on your chest and courage in your heart with Mr. Beer's craft beer-making kit. Inside the box, you'll find everything necessary to make a twelve-pack of suds, right down to the bottles you'll need to brew them in.

$54 .95

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#50

Survival Credit Card Tool

Credit cards can get you into trouble, but this survival credit card can get you out of it. The stainless steel multitool is equipped with everything from a bottle opener to a saw. Whether you need a drink or need to escape a car, this tool has got your back.

$6 .99

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#51

Stanley Classic Flask

Stanley is a trusted name in beverage canisters for a reason and this flask only solidifies it. With a contoured body and never-lose cap, the olive green flask is made from rust-resistant stainless steel and holds 8oz of spirits.

$29 .99

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#52

Whiskey Decanter Globe

Take a trip around the world from the comfort of your mahogany-clad office with this whiskey delicate globe. The etched globe spins on a wooden axis and includes two etched globe glasses. Inside the globe you'll see a beautiful blown glass ship that accents the overall piece and lends it an air of sophistication.

$59 .95

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#53

Black Rifle Coffee

With a dark roast, robust flavors, and a spicy aroma, Black Rifle Coffee is ideal for guys looking to wake themselves up with kick-ass coffee. Plus, the company has partnered with organizations that support Veterans, so with every sip, he'll feel extra patriotic.

$10 .96

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#54

Bowflex Adjustable Dumbbells

Pack the whole weight room into one corner of the room with a set of Bowflex adjustable dumbbells. This super set will support your supersets with a weight range from 5 to 52.5lbs. Turn the notch and adjust the weight in 2.5lb increments to make sure you get maximum gains.

$399 .00

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#55

Yeti Colster

On the hottest days, the coldest beers need a little help staying extra chill. Not only does this extra-thick Yeti Colster keep beers icy by protecting against the heat of the day, it keeps the drink from sweating and keeps it insulated from the heat of the drinker's hand. It's a win-win.

$34 .99

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#56

Balls of Steel Whiskey Stones

When you need the stones to get up and talk to a lady, find them in some liquid courage cooled with Balls of Steel. The whiskey chillers are literally balls of steel, nothing more, nothing less. Channel their smooth simplicity to charm the gal you've got your eye on.

$29 .99

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#57

Climbing Tree Stand

Take him back to the hunter-gatherer days with a tree stand that's comfortable to sit in and offers almost 360 degrees of a field of view. The minimalist stand has foam pads for comfort and is camo all over to further blend in with his locale.

$438 .84

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#58

Char-Griller

Experience meat grilled to perfection with an egg-shaped grill with a sweet secret. Unlike other grills, this one is made of triple-insulated stainless steel. That means it uses less charcoal, has less airflow, and gives you a juicier finished product than most other grills on the market.

$620 .99

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