33 fantastic christmas gifts for father that he'll be dying to open early 33 fantastic stocking gifts for dad that he'll be dying to open early

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

Newer dads might not be on their pun-derful dad joke game yet. Give them a hand with this Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes Book. On its pages are hundreds of cringeworthy, groan-inducing, eyeroll-causing kneeslappers.

$10 .99

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#2

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

Hey dad, meet meat! These exotic meat jerky sticks are all he's going to be talking about for days. Instead of his usual Slim Jim, he'll break open jerky made from elk, ostrich, wild board, kangaroo, and all sorts of other wild game you don't find stateside. He'll have a great time comparing and contrasting flavors.

$27 .99

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#3

PanGogh Pancake Art Griddle and Stencils

If he's been flipping the same tired round pancakes for years but has always longed for more, give your pancake artist in the making a chance to flex his creative muscles with PanGogh. The Pancake Art Griddle and Stencils is the kit with the accessories, instructions, and canvas he needs to make Instagram-worthy pancake creations.

$39 .49

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#4

Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set

Getting a massage is as easy as falling asleep in front of a sports game with this acupressure mat and pillow set. While dad is snoozing, the super supportive neck pillow and back mat will be pressing into pressure points that release tight muscles and reduce pain. It can also help improve blood circulation, which improves muscle recovery.

$19 .04

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#5

Fish Sandals

Don't you fish you had a pair of soft shoes to flip flop your way around the beach in? When you've got these comfy foam flippers, you'll be gill-ty only of wearing the most attractive footwear known to man. If they slide off in the water, the buoyant bobbers will float for easy retrieval.

$21 .88

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#6

The Universal Socket Grip

If dad can't fix it, you're totally screwed, but with this Universal Socket Grip as part of his arsenal, there's almost nothing he won't be able to make right. The spring-loaded metal rods give it the ability to grip stripped nuts and bolts up to 3/4" in size. It also comes with a drill attachment for quick work.

$5 .99

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#7

OXO Good Grips Sweep & Swipe Laptop Cleaner

If he's a serial snacker, his keyboard is liable to be covered in crumbs from that last Christmas cookie he snuck. The OXO Good Grips Sweep and Swipe Laptop Cleaner is a dual-purpose wonder that serves two purposes. It swishes away crumbs and can also be used to scrub splashes from the screen.

$11 .80

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#8

Weighted Cooling Blanket

After hitting the slopes with the youngsters for a morning of sledding, dad's bound to be beat. Help him get the best nap ever with this weighted cooling blanket. The 15lb blanket is shown to reduce anxiety and relieve stress, giving dad a better night's sleep.

$34 .99

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#9

The Gift Of Nothing

He never asks for anything and any time you ask him what he wants, he tells you he doesn't want anything. Secure your place as child of the year by getting him exactly what he requested: The Gift of Nothing. Inside this clear sphere is precisely nothing, you did a job well done.

$22 .98

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#10

Bluetooth Headphone Beanie

Dad will be jammin' to some festive tunes when he's out hanging the lights with this Bluetooth Headphone Beanie atop his noggin. The beanie has buttons on the side he'll use to control the volume or skip songs, and he'll do so in total comfort. The hat is made with merino and alpaca wool for the best possible warmth.

$22 .99

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#11

100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

Give a movie-loving dad some cinema goals with this 100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster. If he watches one every 3-4 days, he can cover the whole thing in a year, so gear up for movie night on the regular. The scratch-off poster makes a lovely modern piece of wall art when all the movies are revealed.

$26 .15

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#12

Fudge Covered Oreo Gift Tin

As if Oreos weren't good enough already, some genius went and covered them in fudge. Now, they're beyond irresistible. The cookies in this blue collectible tin are coated in milk or white fudge and are a sweet treat dad will be begging for more of. He'll have two dozen to enjoy, probably all in one sitting.

$20 .00

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#13

Dad I Wrote A Book About You

Really show dad that you're not phoning it in this Christmas with a book that requires effort. The DIY Dad I Wrote A Book About You is filled with prompts for you to write in all the things you love most about dad. The promotes include some pages to doodle, too, so the book is truly unique.

$14 .83

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#14

FishEye Camera Prank Gift Box

Dads that love to fish will be bummed they got duped by this fun and funny FishEye Camera Prank Gift Box. What looks like it could be a fisherman's best friend is actually just clever housing for their real gift. Soften the blow and make it something really cool inside.

$9 .99

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#15

Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

Dad will be feeling more footloose than Kevin Bacon as soon as he slips on this pair of Acupressure Foot Massage slippers. The shoes have nodes that pinpoint and relieve foot pressure and tension and reduce pain in his feet and ankles. Every step feels like a complete foot massage.

$24 .29

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#16

Anker Backyard Movie Projector

Cinephile dads will start planning the next movie night ASAP when they unwrap this Anker Backyard Movie Projector. The projector is about the size of a soda can and blows up images to over 100", has 360-degree sound, can be used with Netflix and Hulu, and is compatible with HDMI-enabled devices.

$279 .99

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#17

Millennium Falcon Waffle Maker

This Millennium Falcon can make the waffle run in less than 12 parsecs and is the key Resistance fighter against boring breakfasts. The plates inside the aluminum maker are non-stick for easy removal of the incredibly detailed carbohydrate-laden spacecraft. The details are accurate and deep, so they can hold syrup, powdered sugar, berries, or some floating Naboo fruit.

$59 .95

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#18

Dodow Sleep Aid Device

Getting a good night's rest means that dad will stay on the nice list. This Dodow sleep aid device is a combination metronome and light system that teaches the body how to fall asleep faster and naturally. There's an 8-minute setting and 20-minute setting, both with auto-shutoff, that help him get back over 100 hours of sleep per year.

$59 .00

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#19

Lego Ship in a Bottle

A dad with fond memories of building models as a kid will love putting together this one-of-a-kind Lego Ship in a Bottle Set. The set has 953 pieces and measures an impressive 12" long and 5" tall. The showstopping piece is perfect for more advanced builders looking for a fun challenge.

$169 .00

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#20

Tactical Battle Coffee Mug

Going into battle against fatigue or a baby that hasn't slept takes the right equipment. This badass tactical battle coffee mug is just what dad needs to deliver some motor-oil strength coffee to his system. The heavy-duty mug is made of aluminum and can survive drops, dings, and the hottest coffee a guy can brew.

$149 .00

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#21

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

A watched pizza never cooks unless you're using the Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Over. With this magical appliance, dad will get to watch every ounce of ooey gooey cheese melt. It rotates to ensure even cooking and heats both top and bottom for a complete cook. It also saves 60% in energy usage over a regular oven.

$79 .00

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#22

Holiday Elf Popper

Dad will have a ball using this Holiday Elf Popper to torment the cat or annoy mom. The chubby-cheeked festive fellow includes 6 harmless foam balls and shoots them up to twenty feet.

$9 .95

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#23

Inflatable Reindeer Ringtoss Game

Dad always wants to get in on those reindeer games, and this Christmas you and the fam can liven things up from the usual game of charades with this Inflatable Reindeer Ringtoss Game. The set comes with two inflatable antlers and a set of rings. There's a pump included to inflate it so you can get the party started quickly.

$14 .99

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#24

Bag Of Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy

A dad notorious for the noxious emissions popping out of his butt will crack up when he cracks open this bag of reindeer farts. As soon as he opens the bag he'll be delighted to find the scent of fluffy cotton candy (along with a sampling of the treat) rather than the scent of the rotten egg ass-blasters he perpetrates.

$8 .95

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#25

Rod-Runner Fishing Rod Rack

Armed with this Rod-Runner fishing rod rack, dad's gone fishin' and he might not be coming back for a while. The ABS plastic device has a handle for easy carrying, is super sturdy, holds up to 6 rods, and keeps reels and lines from tangling so dad doesn't have to waste a second before angling the big one.

$69 .99

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#26

Milk Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies

These cookies ain't for Santa, Claus to the left. These milk chocolate covered Oreo cookies are for dad and he'll get a sugar rush just opening the package they come in. Each of the eight cookies is coated completely in a thick layer of chocolate and four are adorned with happy candy snowmen.

$15 .00

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#27

Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch

Just how many slivers of soap bars past does dad have sitting on the soap shelf in the shower? Spare yourself and him the pain of looking at that mess with this soap saver pouch. Not only does it hold the soap remnants, it exfoliates his skin to leave him looking fresh.

$11 .99

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#28

Buffalo: The Name Dropping Game

Trivia loving dads will get a rush out of playing Buffalo: The Name Dropping Game. The game challenges players to name a well-known character or person who's associated with both prompts listed on a set of cards. The person who gets the most cards wins, so read up on your pop culture and you'll be unstoppable.

$19 .60

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#29

Podcast Microphone

Those winter months get awfully longs, give dad the chance to start up a hobby and rave about all his new Netflix finds with this Podcast Microphone. The mic attaches to an included tripod and hooks up to the computer via USB. It's easy to use, captures high-quality sounds, and is compatible with Mac and Windows.

$29 .99

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#30

Wood Phone Docking Station

This beautiful wood phone docking station is like dad's garage for his smaller things. With room for a watch, keys, sunglasses, wallet, phone, pen, and more, he'll never be running late to work because he can't find his valuables. Plus, if he's traveling, the station folds flat so he can bring it with him.

$32 .96

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#31

Meater Bluetooth Meat Thermometer

Dad might know his meat, but the Meater Bluetooth Meat Thermometer knows it better. The app-enabled thermometer monitors internal and external meat temp and broadcasts it to his phone, ensuring that every cut is perfectly cooked. It can even estimate how long he should leave the meat in the oven or on the grill for the ideal char.

$99 .00

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#32

Truffle Hot Sauce Two Pack

Drop a bomb full of bougie flavor into dad's next dish with this Truffle Hot Sauce Two Pack. One sauce is hot and the other sauce is hotter, but both are infused with highly sought-after truffle oil that will delight his senses and add an incredible depth of flavor to any foodie's meal.

$34 .99

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#33

Christmas-O-Poly

Playing Christmas-O-Poly dirty won't affect your standing on the Naughty and Nice list, so if you have to get cutthroat, do it. This Christmassy version of the popular game will have you buying presents to raise the rent, passing ho-ho-ho for cash, and maybe getting run over by a reindeer.

$17 .00

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#34

Amazon Alexa Echo Smart Glasses

You’re gonna catch dad wearing sunglasses inside after giving him these smart shades for Christmas. They’ve got polarized lenses and all the Amazon Alexa functionality he needs. He’ll be able to make calls, ask for directions, change the song he’s listening to, and more!

$189 .99

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#35

JBL Clip On Waterproof Speaker

Adventurous dads can take their tunes with them on the go with this handy JBL Clip-On Waterproof Speaker. It's got a sturdy carabiner that'll ensure a strong connection to his bag. The speaker is Bluetooth enabled to stream his favorite tunes without cords, and it can pair with another speaker to pump up the jams.

$39 .95

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#36

Portable Tabletop Grill

When the snow is falling, the grill is still calling, and dad can answer it with this portable tabletop model. Its sturdy base and legs mean it won't tip, and it has a wide grill-space that can accommodate up to 8 burgers or steaks, up to 10 chicken breasts, or 4 fish. With 5,500BTUs, you'll get the perfect sear.

$169 .99

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#37

Giant Connect 4 Backyard Game

When he's not grillin', dad will be chillin' playing this game of Giant Connect 4. The massive wooden toy is 3 feet wide and almost 3 feet tall with discs about the size of a player's hands. When the party is over, it packs up into a durable carrying tote.

$99 .99

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#38

Papa Bear Slippers

The den daddy needs a pair of slippers that'll keep his paws good n' toasty and this pair of Papa Bear house shoes by Dearfoams will do just that. The plaid slip-ons feature a memory foam footbed to cradle his feet, soft interior fabric, and a rubber sole in case he needs to dash outside to grab the mail.

$15 .08

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#39

Merry Christmas Fruit & Treats Tower

Keep dad's paws off the Christmas cookies that are for Santa by giving him a set of snacks that's just for him. This Merry Christmas Fruit & Treats Tower contains all the delicious things he didn't know he was dying to eat. He'll get to munch on fruit, popcorn, candy, chocolate, nuts, and more.

$34 .70

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#40

DeLonghi Espresso Machine

Treat dad to barista-quality beverages at home with a DeLonghi Espresso Machine. If he needs that Red Eye to get his engine started in the morning, he can make it while frothing milk at the same time in case he changes his mind and wants a latte. The maker uses pods or packed espresso for endless options.

$298 .00

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#41

Nerf N-Strike Elite Disruptor

When dad's doing fire watch to make sure it's Santa eating those cookies and not the dog (or himself), he needs a weapon. With this Nerf N-Strike Elite Disruptor with a 6-dart rotating barrel, he'll have harmless fun popping off foam-tipped darts that won't damage mom's face. Bonus points if you tell him not to shoot his eye out.

$18 .99

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#42

Trees Knees Gingerbread Maple Syrup

Christmas morning will be extra festive when dad is pouring Trees Knees Gingerbread Maple Syrup on his pancakes. The organic syrup is made in the Catskill Mountains and is infused with gingerbread spice. Feeling adventurous? It also tastes delightful caramelized on vegetables.

$13 .99

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#43

Bevel Shaving Kit for Men

Leave the room, dad's going to be putting some smooth moves on mom after he uses this Bevel Shaving Kit for Men. The all-in-one kit treats him to an at-home salon-level experience with premium products like priming oil and restoring balm. It's dermatologist tested and is clinically-proven to reduce bumps and skin iritation.

$60 .00

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#44

Anker Portable Speaker

Wherever he goes, dad can bring this pocket-sized Anker Portable Speaker with him. The Bluetooth-enabled speaker has a 66ft connection range, has a 15-hour playtime, and can also be used with a MicroSD card or AUX cable. It boasts a robust bass sound that other speakers can't compare to.

$29 .99

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#45

Theragun Deep Tissue Massager

When the sleds are put away and the lights are on the house, dad is going to be sore. When he's armed with the Theragun Deep Tissue Massager, he can blast away the pain. The gun has a 300-minute battery life, interchangeable heads to target different muscles in different ways, and speeds between 1750-2400 PPMs.

$399 .99

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#46

Kindle eReader

Encourage dad's love of reading with a Kindle eReader that's so lightweight and compact he can slide it in a satchel. The tablet is great for traveling or commuting because of its incredible battery life and glare-free pages. Plus, it gives him access to millions of books on the Amazon marketplace.

$89 .99

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#47

Coravin Wine Preservation System

A guy with a wine cellar instead of a man cave will be thrilled to receive this Coravin Wine Preservation System. The multi-functional tool quickly and efficiently removes a cork from a bottle. If he and the crew can't drink it all, the device can reseal the bottle so the wine maintains its freshness.

$239 .99

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