45 Honorable Retirement Gifts For Police That Will Perfectly Commemorate Their Years Of Service

Updated: Feb 22 2023
45 Honorable Retirement Gifts For Police That Will Perfectly Commemorate Their Years Of Service
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It's time to give that job ar-REST and treat the law enforcement officer in your life to one of these cool retirement gifts for police. These gift ideas are guilty of being exactly the kind of stuff that a man retiring from an honored career will love. How so? They'll help a retiring police officer discover new hobbies that he can enjoy now that he's not on the beat, like cooking and carving wood. They'll remind him of his legacy and time on the force in things like a retirement plaque or a keepsake box with his police badge number engraved on it. They'll even make him chuckle with funny retirement treats like toilet paper that'll have officer Seymour Butz reporting for duty. With these gifts, his retirement party will be rocking but don't worry, he won't call in a noise complaint.

How Police Swear Adult Coloring Book

As a police officer, he's uttered some four-letter words in his day but none of them will be as flowery or as funny as the ones in this book of designs. The book is filled with 50 coloring pages so be sure to give him a big ol' box of colored pencils when you send this his way.
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Yeti Loadout Fishing Bucket

Now that he's got time to do some fishing, he's gonna need the right gear. This loadout bucket is 5 gallons of greatness designed with Yeti toughness in mind. In addition to a compartmented basin it has a load-out utility belt that would make Batman jealous and a lid inspired by Yeti's famous rambler lid.
$129 .96

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Pop Up Police Retirement Card

Just when you thought you couldn't make a tough guy like a cop tear up or turn into a kid with a card, this one came along. The peppy pop-up piece showcases his favorite vehicle and leaves plenty of room on the "road" for you to write a heartfelt message.
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Retirement the First 365 Days

A lot of folks struggle to find their footing when they retire but this book can help him start it off on his best one. It's got 365 pages of sincere advice, ideas, and wisdom that'll help him transition gracefully into retirement and live his second life in a fulfilling, happy, and productive way.
$15 .42

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Official Retirement Papers Gag Toilet Paper

Office Seymour Butz is reporting for retirement DOODy! He'll be arrested and charged for causing a public nuisance because of how hard he'll be laughing at this ridiculous toilet paper. It's pretty and completely functional so he could use it to wipe his tears of laughter away or wipe his butthole.
$12 .95

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Police Flag 12 Gauge Shot Glasses

As soon as the liquor hits this shot glass it turns into two ounces of pure American amazingness. These are replica 12 gauge shotgun glasses that make a badass addition to any mancave. And you'll be doing good with every purchase, a portion of the proceeds are donated to the Wounded Warrior Project.
$14 .98

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Senior Moments Aging Disgracefully

While he might not to admit that he could be considered "a little older," it's a book like this that will help him find joy and humor in his new age. The laughs will be abundant and after reading it cover to cover, he'll be flashing his AARP card as a point of pride.
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Bullet Shaped Whiskey Stones

When he's got some saucy topics on his mind he can fire shots with his words and his whiskey using these bullet-shaped stones. They come in a barrel for easy storage and are crafted from stainless steel that delivers all the chill without any metallic flavor or dilution.
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Police Officer Playing Card Set

He can have the boys over for a game of poker or blackjack and play in true cop style with this card set. There are two decks in the box as well as five dice. The cards and the box have a cool "back the blue" design that the whole squad will love.
$34 .87

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The Day Clock

Now that he's retired it really doesn't matter if he knows what day it is, that is, until sports season starts. With this Day Clock on the wall, he'll have an easy way to see what day it is and ensure he never misses a game.
$48 .95

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Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers

After years of walking around in boots, these foot massage slippers are going to feel like a dream. They look a little weird but they're wonderful in how they deliver instant relief through the power of acupressure and trigger points. It's not just his feet that'll feel better, his entire lower body will feel better.
$24 .29

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Lazy Daze Outdoor Hammock

He's earned the right to kick back, relax, and enjoy doing absolutely nothing. The Lazy Daze hammock was made for just that - lazy days - and has a pillow for neck support, a pad on the bed for added comfort, and can accommodate up to two people.
$69 .89

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Smart TV Golf Home Simulator

When the weather outside isn't good for golfing, he can do it inside and improve his game with this simulator. It can be used with any TV and pairs with this smartphone to deliver instant results and analysis. A stick is included, and it's small enough that he won't smack the ceiling when he swings.
$249 .00

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