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44 Skol-Worthy Viking Gifts That Don't Require Any Plundering Or Pillaging

Updated: Sep 13 2022
44 Skol-Worthy Viking Gifts That Don't Require Any Plundering Or Pillaging
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The Norse-obsessed dude in your life will raise a hearty "Skål" to these awesome Viking gifts. Whether he's an avid Valheim player or the most manly man you know, he'll feel extra badass showing off these legendary Scandinavian treats. From tankards and horn goblets he can drink mead from to Vegvisir-engraved home decor and statues that will bring protection to his longhouse, no stone has gone unturned. And yes, there are some treats here and there for his trusty and beloved Shieldmaiden too. He can even indulge in some Viking-related experiences like life in a Viking village, sailing on a Viking boat, and throwing axes. With any of these rustic, badass gift ideas your man will be living his best Nordic life.

Valhalla World's Strongest Coffee

You've already got that Viking hair on your face, this coffee will put Viking hair on your chest. With double the caffeine of a normal cup of coffee, it'll give you enough hype to row your Viking boat clean across the Atlantic Ocean.
$79 .00

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Viking Beard Comb with Leather Case

You think you're getting in Valhalla with a beard that looks like a mess? Think again, bro, and grab this comb. It's made for dudes with thick, Viking-style beards. There are two sides: one with wide teeth to get the knots out and one with fine ones to make it smooth.
$15 .95

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Bearded Viking Beanie

Some dudes just can't grow beards and while that's a bummer, they don't have to let it stop them from becoming Vikings. This hilarious knit beanie not only outfits them in a helmet, it gives them a healthy, flowing beard, too.
$34 .99

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Carnivore Club Gift Box

If eating like a Viking means chowing down on a lot of meat, count us in, that sounds awesome. With Carnivore Club's subscription box, you'll be treated to a carefully curated 5-6 piece selection of cured meats from around the world. Call yourself a fancy Viking and enjoy!
$54 .99

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Axe Bottle Opener

Axes are good for more than cutting, they're great for opening bottles! After chopping some firewood, crack a cold one with this hilariously miniature metallic axe and raise some brews to your boys.
$13 .98

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Leather Viking Armband

To ensure you never stray too far from the path the gods have set forth for you, keep this Vegvisir engraved armband on your wrist at all times. The leather and stainless steel combo looks hella badass and will encourage you to be your best.
$8 .99

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Stainless Steel Viking Skull Mug

If there's a mug more badass than this one, we haven't found it yet. Drink to the death of your enemies, it's a sure-fire way to pep yourself up in the morning, with this vacuum-sealed mug that'll keep your drink as hot as your passion for ransacking the lives of your enemies.
$11 .99

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Viking Wall Tapestry

Dress up your longhouse with a little longboat style by hanging this vintage tapestry from the top of your wall. At 60"x50", the massive lightweight artwork will add some Scandinavian flair to your living room.
$18 .99

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Viking Rune Crystal Set

For communicating with the gods or divining spells, you need to have the right equipment. This Viking rune crystal set will serve you well. There are 24 in total, each with an Elder Futhark symbol on them. They're available in dozens of gemstones with various mystical capabilities.
$14 .99

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Viking Axe Shaving Straight Razor

Even a Viking has to shave sometimes, and he'll get an enviably close shave with this straight razor. The small axe has been honed to perfection and despite having one blade will give you a better shave than never versions with five or more blades.
$157 .00

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Thor Hammer Bottle Opener

Only the worthy shall be able to wield Thor's hammer, and any dude who's willing to crack a cold one for a buddy is worthy. Show off your generosity and your strength with this Asgardian-themed bottle opener.
$9 .99

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Horn Shot Glass Set with Bottle Tray

Invite your fellow Viking warriors over for a party, but keep it compact with this horn shot glass tray. The woodcut tray is engraved with five runes to help you toast to good health.
$47 .87

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Mad Viking Premium Beard Balm

Don't let the cold air dry out your beard and make it all frizzy, treat those tresses with the tender loving care they deserve with Mad Viking. The Premium Beard Balm contains 7 different oils and butters that make your beard silky smooth.
$20 .00

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Handcarved Wood Odin Figurine

Feel the constant protective gaze of Odin watching over your abode with this beautiful totem figurine on your shelf. Handcarved from mango wood using only traditional tools, the 6" piece is an excellent addition to a collection of Viking artifacts.
$31 .87

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