33 utterly ridiculous gag gifts for guy guaranteed to make him laugh his butt off

The NoPhone Air

Forget everything you know about cellphones and get ready for the newest, most sophisticated piece of tech out there. The NoPhone Air is lightweight, it literally weighs nothing, its battery lasts forever because it doesn’t have one, and its only functionality limit is your imagination.

$5 .99

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#2

Big Book Of Breasts 3D

B is for boobies and he’ll get to see a lot of them with the Big Book of Breasts in 3D. Or should we say Triple D? This titillating book will enchant him from start to finish. Just don’t be surprised if you see him salivating as he turns the pages.

$26 .05

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#3

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

With a battery life that lasts for 3 f*cking years, you can really give your bro the gift that keeps on giving with these sound torture devices. They’re nondescript, easy to stick onto any surface, and therefore almost impossible to find. They emit noise at an unpredictable frequency, too, for funsies.

$24 .99

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#4

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

Give this book two tiny thumbs up, it’s about to be your most fantastic, greatest, most incredible, amazing purchase ever. The author has turned some of Trump’s most famous lines into the bigly bodacious poetry you didn’t know you needed to read.

$17 .77

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#5

Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser

Good old Danny Boy gives a whole new meaning to “getting pissed.” Enjoy going three sheets to the wind with the boys with a little tinkle from Danny’s spout. The dispenser holds over 500mL of your favorite amber liquid and requires only the press of a button to work.

$39 .99

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#6

Offensive Business Cards

Instead of catching charges for keying up a double-parked guy’s car, insult him several times over for the low, low price of these offensive business cards. Tuck one of the many in the set under his windshield wiper and revel in the fact that you told him to F off 4 times.

$19 .99

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#7

Yankee Candles for Men

When his man cave is smelling a little more “caveman” he needs to step up his scent game. Take the stankee scents out of his abode with Yankee candles for men. He can’t stay no to aromas like fresh cut grass, freshly cut lumber, and new leather.

$27 .99

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#8

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

A guy that’s recently been promoted from “dude” to “dad” might need a little help retooling his joke game. Enter this book, which will take him from the raunchy world of his bachelor joke days to puns that are so bad they may cause his buddies to collapse under the weight of their eye rolls.

$10 .99

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#9

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Boxes

He’s gonna have some explaining to do when this prank shipping box appears on his doorstep. You can put whatever you want inside, but the mailman, his neighbors, his wife, and even his dog might have some questions after getting a load of what’s printed on the outside.

$12 .22

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#10

The Dick Pic Stick

Boost a man’s ego and compliment his pocket rocket with a ruler that looks like the ones he used in school but has a salacious secret. The ruler is eight inches long but marked for 12” so his Willy appears 25% larger than it actually is.

$19 .95

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#11

You're Only Old Once Book

Old dudes that need a reminder that being of advanced age is a good thing will crack a smile reading this lovely book by Dr. Seuss. Packed with whimsy and a childlike sentiment, the book will make them feel young again.

$10 .79

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#12

How To Live With A Huge Penis

Guys that suffer from GPS (Giant Penis Syndrome) need sympathy and this book is the gentle dose of loving he needs to feel a little better. The book encourages mindfulness for the owner of a macropenis and offers sage Willy wisdom that one might call a true stroke of genius.

$12 .08

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#13

100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings

Failing upward is every man’s dream. Who wouldn’t want to do less work for more money and be more respected? 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings is his ticket to the big game, taking him from clueless to C-suite in only the time it takes him to read the parody.

$11 .33

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#14

Nature's Dick Pics Calendar

His morning wood has nothing on the raging boner that nature wakes up with every sunrise. This calendar is a funny reminder of the majesty and phallic appeal of some of nature’s greatest wonders. And, since there are no actual willies, it’s totally safe for work.

$19 .99

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#15

Porta Potty Shot Glasses

These are the kinds of shot glasses that inspire you to come up with a truly trashy, gut-wrenching combination of alcohol to try. The ceramic porta-Johns are your companion for a night of drunkenness and debauchery that’ll have you getting down and dirty.

$14 .29

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#16

Croc Nuts

Make sure his trailer hitch matches his Crocs band with a tiny pair of knockers that he won't be envious of. Instead, he'll be in awe at the detail of the 3D printed pair, and if he looks closely he'll even see a d*ck vein there.

$9 .99

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#17

Humping Animals Coloring Book

“Doggy style,” “hung like a donkey,” “f*cking like rabbits,” we take so much creative inspiration from animals in flagrante delicto. In a true demonstration of Animals Gone Wild, this coloring book’s designs will have your man howling like a wolf that just took a little trip “over the moon.”

$5 .99

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#18

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

Your man’s house could use a little sparkle and shine, word has it girls like that kinda stuff. Give him what he didn’t know he needed or even wanted with a real bomb of a gift. No, really, this glitter bomb will explode the second he opens it, spreading a lot of unicorn magic around his space.

$17 .50

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#19

The Cheese Printer

Your next grilled cheese could be extra personalized, and we’re not talking about holding the mayo! Add your selfies to your slices with the Cheese Printer. Just kidding! Play a fun trick on your friend with this gift box that goes around their real present.

$9 .99

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#20

The Dick Towel

Sun’s out buns out, amirite? He can flex on his friends as he steps out of the pool with a towel that shows off his manhood (or insults it, the super absorbent towel also comes in a “grower” size). It’s extra-long, too, and can hang from his waist to below his knees.

$39 .99

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#21

Giant RC Cockroach

No amount of Raid will stop this roach coach from rolling through your buddy’s house like it owns the place. The cockroach on wheels is powered by a remote control that you can use to make it follow him around the house. Have fun watching a grown man scream!

$22 .98

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#22

Blinker Fluid

Everyone knows That Guy, the one whose driving makes you beg Jesus to take the wheel because he seems to have forgotten that his blinker and side mirrors exist. Poke a little fun at his Fast and Furious driving style with this big old bottle of Blinker Fluid.

$8 .95

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#23

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Winner winner no chicken dinner to the dude who wins jack sh*t from these faux jackpot winning lottery tickets. They’re dead ringers for the real deal but when he takes them to the bodega to cash them in the guy at the counter will have to break the news that he’s (still) broke as a joke.

$19 .99

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#24

I Pee in Pools Trucker Hat

Is this hat a joke or is it Lowkey genius? Sure, it’s pretty messed up, but with this red, white, and blisteringly brilliant trucker hat on his head your man can ensure that no one will be crashing his one-man hot tub party down at the local Holiday Inn.

$15 .98

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#25

Child Chucker Gag Gift Box

Yeet the whole baby with the Child Chucker, your answer to dealing with the terrible twos and screaming tots that just won’t stop shouting. New parents will definitely find this prank gift box the funniest thing they’ve ever seen and will definitely not use it as an excuse to yeet you out of their house.

$10 .99

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#26

Shart Wipes

Trusting a fart is a mistake you only make once until it catches you by surprise. Shart Wipes can make it all go away and prevent embarrassing tire tracks from taking up a permanent home in your boxers. Plus they feel refreshing on your crack when you’ve got a bad case of swampass.

$6 .59

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#27

Toilet Mini Golf

You’ll slay the competition on your next trip to the putt-putt course when you can practice your shots on the can. You’ll want to pee sitting down when you have this fun set to play with on the can. A putter, a hole, and balls are included with this set that wraps around the base of your porcelain throne.

$9 .99

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#28

Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Going from rad bod to dad bod doesn’t take years of eating only chips and drinking Budweiser by the case, all it takes is a fanny pack. This is a must-wear to his next big sporting event or music festival. Why? It’s fly AF for one, adjustable, and it expands to fit all sorts of goodies.

$13 .40

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#29

Dickhead Shirt

Your bald by-choice buddy might wanna slug you for giving him this shirt, but he’s also gotta admit it’s a helluva lot better than a group Halloween costume. When he’s acting like a dick remind him that being humble looks good on everyone with a shirt that’ll only look good on him.

$15 .99

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#30

Unt Funny Coffee Mug

Your man’s video conference calls will get a lot sassier when he starts sipping from this UNT mug. There’s nothing remotely suggestive about the ceramic piece, which features a stylish C-shaped handle that matches the bold black font of the UNT.

$9 .99

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#31

Butt Shaped Pillows

Nothing’s quite as comfortable as the round, soft butt of a girl and you can have that softness without the woman thanks to the Butt Pillow. Each of the leggings-clad mounds is a perfect, supportive place to rest your head during a nap.

$99 .00

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#32

How To Take Better Dick Pics

Master the art of the dick pic and impress the next gal you send a solicited sausage selfie to with a little help from this book. From lighting to capturing the best angle of your gherkin, get out of the pickle of sending a flaccid pic and rise above the average bro.

$5 .99

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#33

Toilet Timer

How many times have you been on the can scrolling through your phone and all of a sudden your GF is banging on the door asking where you’ve been for an hour? Save yourself the awkward conversation with the Toilet Timer. The hourglass gives you 5 minutes to finish your business.

$16 .99

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#34

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Every guy could use a friend that’s always down to party and even after the age of 30, he can count on this little dude to keep going and going. When everyone else is sleeping, this pint-sized desk toy will be waving his arms in the hair like he just doesn’t care.

$19 .99

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#35

30 Second Dance Party Button

Some people swear by the Pomodoro method but you’ll be a step above the rest by living the Pomo-disco life. Give this button a smack and it’ll start blasting 30 seconds of music you can boogie down to. Be sure to wear your dancing shoes to work!

$24 .99

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#36

365 Days of Punbelievable Jokes Calendar

Daddio will be crushing it at the office water cooler dropping jokes that are safe for work but pun-safe for anyone that doesn’t like wordplay with this calendar. There are 365 whole jokes in this page-a-day calendar that he’ll commit to memory before December 31.

$11 .89

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#37

Wet Farts Potent Fart Spray

Ruin someone’s entire day with a spray that smells like a gas station bathroom 30 miles down the road from a Taco Bell. With a single spritz, the folks around you will be wondering what died and how long it's been decomposing. This sh*t could singe nose hairs.

$12 .99

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#38

Urinal Shot Glasses

Get piss drunk with a pair of shot glasses that look a lot like the very place you’ll be breaking the seal. This two set is made of ceramic so you can get a satisfying and classy “tink” when you toast them before throwing them down.

$16 .99

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#39

Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

Before your next trip to Chipotle (or anywhere with dairy, we see you lactose intolerant folks), slide the Subtle Butt into your underwear and get ready to have a rootin’ tootin’ odor-neutralizing good time. The activated charcoal stickers stop fart scents in their tracks.

$12 .99

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#40

Uh Oh Emergency Underpants

Whether it’s swampass or a bad burrito, shed the underoos that are doing you dirty in favor of a clean pair of emergency underpants. The perfectly portable boxer briefs come in a compact form that can go anywhere you go while remaining inconspicuous.

$7 .15

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#41

The Fart Filter

Just like the filters on your Instagram make your face more beautiful, the Fart Filter makes the toots that come out of your butt a lot more bearable. JK! You gotta admit this prank box does hold the key to a million-dollar idea, though.

$9 .99

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#42

The Poop Knife

When he’s dropping more logs than a lumberjack with a souped-up chainsaw the plumbing is gonna need a little help. The Poop Knife is a simple plastic scythe that’ll make quick work of butt nuggets that are a little more on the “chicken strip” side of things.

$14 .95

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#43

The Fart Vacuum

If you can’t get him to vacuum the house you can at least get him to suck up the evidence of his crop dusting with The Fart Vac. The simple device just needs a squeeze to get started on its very important job of eliminating his SBD’s before they get to the D stage.

$11 .99

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#44

High Five Tiny Hands

Sometimes a high five just won’t cut it, you need to give someone even more fives. With this pack of high-five tiny hands, you can give someone a high twenty-five. For epic achievements that are astoundingly awesome, nothing else will do.

$5 .79

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#45

The OG Snake in a Chip Can Prank Pack

You can’t beat a classic and with this one, once you pop the fun don’t stop. It’s the OG snack in a chip can prank and because it’s spring-loaded, it can be repacked over and over so the fun never has to end.

$8 .99

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#46

Butt Quack Funny Boxers

A guy that doesn’t give a duck what his underthings look like will look like a really silly goose waddling around the house in these boxers. They’re ridiculously comfy and airy, with plenty of room for his wiener to hang loose and be free as a bird.

$14 .90

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