44 ridiculously funny gifts for guy guaranteed to make him laugh his butt off

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

Move over Walt Whitman, there's a new writer in town, BIGLY! The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a poetic breakdown of DJT's morning Tweetstorms, tele-unprompted campaign speeches, and treasure trove of transcripts reassembled into terrific, beautiful, incredible, phenomenal arrangements that are totally the true meanings behind the words of the covfefe-in-chief.

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#2

How To Take Better Dick Pics

Getting the ideal pic of your ham candle is a skill that is learned, and this book is the teacher. This book will take you from the dreaded "K." text in response to your peen pic to a more sought after heart eyes emoji.

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#3

The NoPhone Air

You must've missed this at the last big tech conference. It's at the forefront of cutting-edge technology. It's lighter than air, has an unbreakable screen, it's always on silent, and fits in the palm of your hand or your fullest pocket. What is it? The NoPhone Air. It's the gag gift you didn't know you needed to give.

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#4

DIY Vasectomy Kit

You walked by the toy section at Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon and the decibel level of children's screams were enough to scare you off tots forever. Give your bits the old snip n' clip with a DIY Vasectomy kit. LOL JK! But may tuck a urologist's business card in the gag box just in case.

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#5

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Play a Jim Halpert-style prank on the Dwight of your office with annoying sound torture devices. Just stick them on a place that they'll never be found, set them off and watch your most annoying coworker start going bonkers trying to figure out what the noise is and where it's coming from.

$14 .99

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#6

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

A dude that needs a little help with his party lines can benefit from a book of jokes that will delight kids and make adults groan. Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is rife with puns, wordplay, and other jokes that only a father could tell.

$10 .99

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#7

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Boxes

Make April Fool's Day every day with an embarrassing prank shipping box. The poor postman won't know what he's delivering, and as the sender, you don't have to put anything in the box at all to mess with your bro.

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#8

52 Things To Do While You Poo

A man that takes a lookie-loo through these pages while spending some time in the chamber of thought might be reluctant to leave. From fart jokes to word finds, dot to dots and a poop checklist, you might find him spending a little extra time on the porcelain throne.

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#9

How Not To Be A Dick

He may have one, but that doesn't mean he has to be one. How Not to Be a Dick teaches a man what to do in situations of potential dickery with a series of fun illustrations of the misadventures of two kids.

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#10

The Roto Wipe

Bidets are too bougie, TP is too expensive, what's a man to do? Hit that sh*t with The Roto Wipe. Think of it as a belt sander for your grundle. It spins at 2700RPM (aka Random Prank Minutes). See how long you can keep your boy confused about the actual contents inside this gag box.

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#11

True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t

Sounds fake, but ok. Everything in this book is true, or false, you have to guess. After you do, you get the right answer and a wealth of knowledge about absolutely useless sh*t like whether or not the dog in Wizard of Oz got a salary. You'll be a hit at parties.

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#12

Stained Underwear Wallet

Stores these days won't take bra money or sock money, but they never said anything about stained underwear money. Ruin and then make a clerk's day by paying for your goods from a stained underwear wallet. Put your dollars in the crotch and fold the tire-tracked ass up to keep your stuff secure inside.

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#13

How To Live With A Huge Penis

A dude that's got a bologna pony that all the girls wanna ride can never really explain what a burden that is. This book will walk him through the tough situations that life will throw at him, like how to tell his friend he's got an enormous dong.

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#14

F*ck I’m Bored Activity Book

Next time your man is b*tching about being bored and the Honey-Do list has run short, break out the crayons and give him this activity book. From mazes to games like Where the F*ck Did the Other Half Go, the vulgar book is great for a kid at heart with a sailor's tongue.

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#15

Offensive Business Cards

Offending is official business and when someone has committed an egregious error of etiquette, they need to be notified in an official fashion. With this box of business cards, you can tell someone what they did wrong and teach them a lesson without getting in trouble with any officials.

$19 .99

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#16

Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar

The Nature's Dick Pics calendar gives a whole new meaning to the phrases "rock out with your cock out" and "morning wood." Featuring a host of the most fantastically gorgeous phalluses the natural world has to offer, the calendar is a hilarious way to start the day and to help support prostate cancer research.

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#17

Flask Sandals

Step up your beach game by stepping with some sneaky feet while you're wearing flask sandals. Each sandal holds about a shot of your favorite liquor, enough to keep your celebration spirited, but not so much you fall off your feet.

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#18

Pooping Dogs Calendar

A guy who's a real dog, or has one, will get a kick out of pics of a bunch of pups droppin' and ploppin'. The Pooping Dogs calendar gives a man a new doggie deucer to look forward to every month. Plus, with each sale $1 is donated to help the Maui Humane Society. Craps with a cause!

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#19

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

Tease the dude who got the brawn instead of the brains in the family with The Worst Alphabet Book Ever. He'll enjoy some cunning linguistics as he laughs his way through pictures accompanying his words that are spelled in a way that makes no sense.

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#20

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

Anyone walking to the watercooler will shudder when they see this nameplate on the desk of the f*cker in charge. All who pass must honor him whose desk sports such an immensely respectful, not at all vulgar sign.

$21 .99

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#21

Boxer Kilts

Ladies love a guys in a kilt so they’ll be falling all over a dude in these hilarious kilt boxers. There are a variety of plaid colorways to choose from, so you’re bound to find one that flatters him, and that bunch up by the butthole is just so appealing.

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#22

Dickhead Shirt

This shirt is the gateway to all kinds of jokes. With a set of chesticles hanging off his neck, the guy wearing this shirt will get a lot of comments about his knockers. And of course, the obvious dickhead crack is just waiting to be made.

$15 .99

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#23

Workaholics Bear Coat

You'll be looking straight grizzly in this bear coat. It's an exact replica of the gloriously fuzzy coat that Blake wore on the show Workaholics. Your cubicle may feel like a cave, and you'll be the warmest papa bear around.

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#24

The Cheese Printer

Take your face on an ooze cruise with a cheese printer that cements your selfie to cheese-flavored dairy product. Just kidding, the cheese printer isn't real, even though you know you wish it was, but the box is a great hiding place for an even cooler gift.

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#25

Door Knocker Balls

Every door needs a set of knockers, except these ones are testicles instead of chesticles. First polish the knob and then polish the bronze balls hanging off this clever door knocker's body. At 9 inches tall, he makes quite an impression

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#26

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Have your phone at the ready to shoot the reaction when your buddy scratches off these lotto tickets that make him a millionaire...or do they? They're pranks, but only you know that, so you can get some LOLs as he realizes he's SOL cuz they're fake.

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#27

Potty Putter Toilet Golf Game

Poop where you putt and never miss a moment of practice with a toilet golf game. With two balls, one cup, a green and club, a man's got everything he needs to score a coveted butthole-in-one.

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#28

How To Traumatize Your Children

If a guy gets called "daddy" enough times, eventually someone's gonna end up calling him "dada." When that happens, he needs a new set of goals and traumatizing the f*ck out of that kid is at the top of the list. Luckily, he has this hilarious gag book to guide him.

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#29

What If Book

Without an assist from a little 420, most of the questions in Randall Munroe's fascinating "What If?" book may never have sparked a light in your noodle. However, the strange questions that fill the pages of the book are fantastically captivating. You might even be tempted to pull an all-nighter reading about the robot apocalypse and speed-of-light baseball pitches.

$14 .00

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#30

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

Make the gift of extra sheets a little more fun when given in conjunction with Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce. It's hotter than hot, made with scorpion and bird's eye peppers. The Aussie hot sauce also boasts no GMOs, no processed sugar, and no preservatives. It's the healthiest hot sauce around.

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#31

The Gift Of Nothing

Stubborn men and sarcastic men both want the same thing: nothing. Beat him at his own game of semantics. If it's what he said they wanted, you can't feel bad about getting it for them. Inside this pack is literally nothing. It's what he wanted, he can't be mad.

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#32

Personalized Face Stickers

Chargers, electronics, the good mug, they're all up for the plucking. Designate what's yours by putting your best face forward. These personalized face stickers feature your fantastic face and come in 4 different sizes to be used to intimidate folks trying to steal your stuff big and small.

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#33

Confetti High Fives

If your bro has an occasion on his hands, like his team just won the Super Bowl or he got the number of a chick with a great rack, you need to celebrate for all that occasion is worth. Slide on this ring and when you guys high five, a burst of confetti will explode from the shooter.

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#34

Scare Box Spider Prank

The scare box spider prank has been making the rounds for generations and there's a reason for that. It's an oldie but goodie. Even if he claims to be a mature, grown man, there's a chance that if his stocking is stuffed with this wooden box he's gonna prank everyone at the holiday party.

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#35

Alexa Enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass

If you didn't think Big Mouth Billy Bass was leaving the mid-aughts, you were wrong in the best way. He's back and bigger than ever. Now, he's Alexa enabled so you can use your devices to tell him when to sing. He can also dance to Amazon music and be set up as a morning alarm.

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#36

Poop Soap Bars

At first glance, it looks like someone really missed the toilet. Upon further, closer inspection, it's clear that these poos are A LOT cleaner than they look. For some good, clean, dirty fun, drop a few of these dookies in your boy's stocking.

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#37

Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Transform a rad bod into a dad bod just by clipping on this hairy gut fanny pack. Much like an actual hairy gut, it grows with you. The large canvas and PU leather pouch expands to hold quite a bit. Wear it on your next beach vacay to show off your flab abs.

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#38

Deez Nuts Scented Candles

What's that smell? It's Deez Nuts (in a candle). This jocular gift is scented far better than a jockstrap. There are three layers of appealing aroma in the stein-shaped candle. He'll burn his way through banana nut bread, toasted coconut, and hazelnut.

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#39

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

A bro whose ass sounds like a lawnmower being started more often than not could use a little help not poisoning the air around him. Subtle butt might be a gag gift, but thanks to the activated carbon in the pad, they might just work. Give to your bro to test out on his next SBD.

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#40

Giant Tortilla Blanket

Wrap yourself up in a dude-rito with a tortilla blanket. The flannel fajita shell is 71" in diameter, so guys of every shape and size can use it. If your burrito folding skills are lacking, no need to worry, you can wear it like a cape or roll yourself up in it and enjoy a warm nap.

$19 .99

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#41

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Shirt

Keep the dream of being a ninja alive with a clever t-shirt that's casual one minute and kick ass the next. Just flip up the bottom to show off your ninja skills (and maybe your 6-pack to impress the ladies).

$23 .99

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#42

The Toilet Timer

A guy whose trips to the bathroom seem more like expeditions to the unknown needs you to drop a hint he needs to take a little less time dropping a deuce. The toilet timer gives him 5 minutes to sh*t or get off the pot, there are other people in line out here!

$16 .99

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#43

The Decision Coin

Got a big choice coming up that you don't want to make? Let the universe make the call with a decision coin. Will it be a yes or a HELL NAW? The only way to tell is by tossing the coin in the air.

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#44

Slang Flashcards

If your bro is still using words like "groovy" and "neato," help a brother out with a set of slang flashcards. In order to relate to and be respected by the youth of today, he needs to be able to understand them and these 50 cards will help him get hip in a flash.

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#45

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Got a promotion? Got dumped? Seagull stole your pizza crust? Won $5 on a scratch-off? Full of air, don't care, the mini wacky inflatable man is ready to throw down to celebrate with you any time. He's flailing, you're wailing, everybody's having a good time with this desk-sized dancer.

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#46

Fish Slippers

If you look to your man's feet any time something smells fishy, now you'll have good reason to. These fish flops perfectly capture the look, but not feel of a fish. Instead of scales, the shoes feature a soft foam that offers feet a luxurious cushioned experience.

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#47

The Cash Cannon

Make it rain up in this B with the cash cannon. If you're short on bills, that's all right, it comes with 10 G's of movie prop cash so you can fire at will. The gun is a real pistol and fires off dolla dolla bills at 15/second up to 6-8 feet.

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#48

A Can Of Whoop Ass

Your buddy who's always eager to throw hands can shake up his routine with a can of whoop-ass. Ingredients include 8 oz of pwnage, the most critical part of any whooping. Inside the can is a bunch of compost, so if the laugh from the gift didn't cool him off, the scent of the contents definitely will.

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#49

The Bullshit Button

Is it a good idea to bring this button to the next board meeting when you know you're going to have to listen to nonsense about QBRs, EBITDA and KPIs? No. But will it be fun? Hell yeah. The Bullshit Button calls BS so you don't have to, just give it a tap and it'll start shouting.

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#50

Death Wish World’s Strongest Coffee

If you've got a morning off and want to ascend to a new astral plane, try a cup or two of Death Wish, the World's Strongest Coffee. With notes of chocolate and cherry, the coffee is surprisingly smooth for having twice the amount of caffeine as a regular cup of coffee.

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#51

Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles

Fight fiery farts with fire by literally lighting up the room after figuratively lighting up the room with a personalized fart extinguisher. The candle features the name of the offender and is available in 8 different scents. With over 100 hours of burn time, it can flame out a lot of farts.

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#52

The Fart Filter

Think of The Fart Filter as a wine cork for protecting the world from the aromatic bouquet that is your man's toots. His face will likely twist up in horror when he first realizes that these are basically butt plugs that make his booty blasts smell like daffodils, but as soon as he realizes it's a gag box, he'll laugh.

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#53

Elephant Trunk Boxers

An elephant never forgets and when he's wearing these trunks a guy will never forget just how warm his own trunk is. He'll be sitting in the lap of luxury, the yarn used to make the boxers is extra soft. Just be sure to hand wash so you can preserve this pair of undies forever.

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#54

Delete My Browser History Bracelet

These days, everybody's got a Questionable Browser History Syndrome. Remind your bro on his birthday that he could meet his untimely demise at any time and that he should line up his Deleter. That is, the bro that will go clear his history before the cops, or worse, his mom, show up and start going through his laptop.

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#55

Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

If the paint has started peeling off your bathroom walls because your poos are so potent, you're a master crapsman. Inside this toolbox are two liquids to repair the damage you do to the toilet before you do it. Spritz Trap-a-Crap or Royal Flush on the toilet water before doing the do. Don't forget a courtesy flush.

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#56

Hidden Flask Tie

When the boss asks if you can come in on Saturday, it's reason enough to tie one on. With a flask hidden inside this tie, looping your brain in knots has never been easier. Guys can hide 8oz of their favorite spirit in the flask that comes with a funnel for easy filling.

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#57

Grass Sandals

Looking for that bare feet in the grass feel but also concerned about just how many dogs have pissed in the spot you could be walking? Grass sandals are your answer. The footbeds are made of synthetic grass that feel like the real deal, but will keep your feet much cleaner than sod.

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#58

Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

Have you ever seen a face more beautiful, more chiseled, more picturesque than that of Nicolas Cage? No, you haven't. Now, you can reveal it at will by swiping up or down on this bold sequined pillow. When it's not a shiny red, it's a shiny flesh-colored lump of Nic Cage's face.

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#59

Prank Fake Bird Poop

Your buddy just washed his car, does he not know that's a call for birds everywhere to drop some bombs? If the pigeons missed the message, mess with your boy a bit by coating his car in harmless, but very realistic looking bird crap. Mix the powder in the bag with water and you've got an instant sh*tty situation.

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#60

The Plant Urinal

Watering the plants is as easy as dropping your pants. Did that last conference call run a little long? What a relief that you can relieve yourself in the ficus by accounting. JK! But for a dude whose office looks like a greenhouse, this is a hilarious gift box.

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#61

Bob Ross Chia Pet

While his hairline is receding might envy the green growth that Bob Ross starts to rock in just 1-2 weeks of planting. This Chia Pet version of the popular painter doesn't just add a chill vibe to a dude's apartment, if the fro grows, it shows the ladies he's a responsible lad.

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#62

Ballsy Charcoal Balls And Body Wash

A dude whose personal odors require pounding with a rock can take their ballsy scent from taintly to saintly with Ballsy Charcoal Balls and Body Wash. It's loaded with activated charcoal and manly essential oils to stop odor in its tracks and leave an incrediBALL scent in its place.

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#63

AfterCourse Wipes

Sex is like a fine dinner. You have the pre-course appetizer, break out the meat for intercourse, and once you come to dessert, it's time to clean up. AfterCourse Wipes are just the napkins you need to clean and condition your most sensitive parts. The wipes are gentle on sensitive skin and infused with essential oils and chamomile.

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#64

The Good Hurt Fuego Hot Sauce Set

A guy who thinks nothing is too hot for him to handle hasn't tried to handle The Good Hurt Fuego Hot Sauce Set. The package looks like a bundle of dynamite for a reason, each of the 7 sauces will cause a fiery explosion in his mouth. Can he stand the heat? Wait and see.

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#65

My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress

Trash the dress parties are so gauche, there are 101 other uses for your ex-wife's wedding dress that are far more productive and far more fun. Kevin Cotter's book details every one of them, from making a pasta strainer to turning it into a scarecrow.

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#66

Beef Jerky Rose Bouquets

Meat roses are red, Boobs can be perky, Your man will never forget, A bouquet made of jerky. This bouquet's aroma is a little different than the one you'd find down at the flower shop, but it also tastes a lot better. The set of one dozen "flowers" comes in a pint glass to wash them down with some beer.

$69 .00

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#67

Big Bad Book Of Bill Murray

He's more than a movie star, he's more than a screen legend, he is Bill Murray. No more needs to be said. Find some inspiration channeling your inner IDGAF with the story of Bill's life, LIVE from these pages.

$12 .43

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#68

Beer Belly Drinking Sack

Whether you've got abs of steel or oatmeal, the addition of a paunch with a purpose isn't one you should skip. The beer belly drinking sack is a hilariously productive reason to gain weight. The bladder can hold up to 80oz of your liquid of choice, hot or cold, so you can stay hydrated and stay hefty.

$49 .99

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#69

Bible Hidden Flask Book Safe

Glory be to the vodka, the guy that gets this Bible will be alco-holy rolling in the aisles. There's no commandment that says thou shalt not drink during the sermon, and with 8oz of liquor hidden in the flask that fits flush with the cutout in the book, the only thing he'll be praying for is no hangover.

$48 .99

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#70

Flushable Wipes For Dudes

When the deuce is a little juicy for TP, a dude needs to move to his second line of defense. These flushable wipes prevent those pesky tire tracks and leave the crack feeling fresh, clean, and moisturized with soothing vitamin E and aloe.

$6 .99

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#71

Triceratops Taco Holder

Embrace your inner Tacosaurus Rex and build the perfect meal in a shell held up by this Triceratops. The gentle herbivore holds soft and hard tacos and keeps the filling from falling. He's made of BPA-free plastic so you can feel extra safe when you finally indulge your carnivorous side.

$17 .99

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#72

Hoppy Beer Soap

Give the devil's driveway (and the rest of his body) a little scrub-a-dub-dub with Hoppy Beer Soap. It's made with real hops and real beer, and that's what it smells like, too. Its pleasing herbal, grassy scent will get your man smelling fresh and looking fresh in no time.

$6 .50

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