37 Extremely Funny Christmas Decorations That'll Deck Your Halls With LOLs

Updated: Jan 10 2023

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Put on your most festive jammies, set up the Christmas tree, and get in the Ha-Ha-Holiday spirit with these funny Christmas decorations. You want funny Christmas ornaments? You got 'em with personalized face ornaments, preserved chicken nuggets (for real), and replicas of moments from Die Hard aka the best Christmas movie ever. Got an oddball in your life who adores eclectic decor? They'll be thrilled to kiss under the Missile Toad, a piece of funny home decor you have to see to believe. Funny Christmas gifts? Check! Give the guy next door a next-level LOL-worthy inflatable that'll give him a fighting chance in the neighborhood decorating contest, Santa will put you on the nice list for it. Christmas decor doesn't have to be hum-drum, just check out the ideas here for the funniest Christmas decorations you'll ever see.

Twerking Santa Claus

Santa's got sicker moves than you, sorry not sorry. See if you can compete with the tailfeather shaking that his 18" Claus has got going on. He plays music, he sings, he does it all and he'll make your days merry and bright.

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How Snowflakes Are Really Made Funny Ornament

Your kids won't be able to stop laughing at this absolutely ridiculous ornament. They've probably wondered where snow comes from and now you can tell them that it's actually Frosty the Snowman farts. They'll love the glass globe so much, you'll have to get one for each kid to put on the tree.

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Redneck Christmas Tree

Jingle bells, shotgun shells, and a partridge in a pear tree for dinner, that's what redneck Christmas is made of. That and this tree, which you can use to decorate your bathroom and unclog your toilet after chowing down on that partridge. At 15" tall, she's quite the beauty.

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Star Wars Light Up Lawn Ornaments

If you're old enough to remember the Star Wars Christmas Special, there's not a single reason you shouldn't bring the Force to your yard with these light-up ornaments modeled after R2D2, Yoda, and Darth Vader. The youth must know the legacy of the worst Christmas movie ever made. Now, what do you get a Wookiee for Christmas?

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Tactical Christmas Stockings

A hardcore dude needs something as hardcore as he is to hold the cute little Santa chocolates and adorable snowman socks he'll get in his stocking. A tactical Christmas stocking should do perfectly. It's crafted from tactical material, has loops on the front to clip treats to, and a handle at the top for hanging.

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Grinch Optical Illusion Doormat

People will think they're falling into the deep dark abyss (is that where the Grinch's heart is hiding) when they see this doormat on your porch. The playful and festive mat tricks the eye and will make people walking in do a double take to try and figure out what's happening.

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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

You've been good all year long, you deserve a major award, even if it is FRA-GI-LE (must be Italian or something). The noteworthy leg lamp from A Christmas Story will look dazzling in your window or on your side table (it's about 20" tall). The officially licensed lamp is, as Ralphie says, "OH FUDGE" awesome.

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Grinch Shower Curtain Set

The Grinch knows what you did and he approves. Step your stink, stank, stunky ass into the shower and clean yourself up. You'll be singing "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" with this bathroom set decking your halls. It comes with two rugs, a toilet lid cover, and a shower curtain.

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Barry Wood Meme Ornament

Someone's got a gift for you this Christmas and if you need a hint about what it might be, why not take a listen to Lonely Island's "D*ck in a Box." D*ck, er, deck the boughs of your tree with Barry Wood and get ready for your most sensual season yet.

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#10

Upside Down Artificial Christmas Tree

Santa's going to think something went terribly wrong while he was coming down the chimney when you have this upside-down tree in your living room. It's all of the tree you need at 7 feet tall and 50 inches wide, just turned on its head for some holiday whimsy.

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#11

Christmas Vacation Marty Moose Punch Bowl

Anyone that makes it a tradition to watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation every holiday season is going to recognize this bad boy. Break the 4L Marty Moose punch bowl out at your next party and enjoy a chat with a pal about how their kids are getting cured off the Wild Turkey and barking for the yak woman.

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#12

Funny Christmas Coasters

Santa's watching and all the people on the nice list are careful not to f*ck up the coffee table. With this eight-piece coaster set, it'll be safe from water rings and you'll enjoy a whole season of laughs reading the alcohol-inspired puns on them. They're cork, so they won't scratch the furniture.

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#13

Hanging Santa Sign

There are a lot of things you can do to have fun with this hanging Santa sign. You can throw his hands over the gutter and make it look like he's falling. Position him over the bathroom window to make him look like a creep. Or hang him from the side of the chimney, he's 5 feet tall, he'll fit!

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#14

The Black Christmas Tree

Make it an Addams Family Christmas with a tree that's darker than your cold, dead soul. The artificial tree is six feet tall and has almost 1500 branches for you to decorate. It would look great with something blood red or perhaps a taxidermied ornament or two.

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#15

Light Up Mailbox Costume

The HOA will be so proud of the festive spirit you're showing when you dress your mailbox up in this light-up Christmas tree. It fits most standard mailboxes and looks great even if the sun is shining high in the sky.

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#16

Reindeer Toilet Costume

Grandma ain't the only one getting run over by a reindeer this holiday season! You'll be enjoying your own encounter with Santa's flyers this year every time you hit the can. The complete set includes a rug, toilet seat and lid cover, hand towel, and Kleenex box cover.

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#17

Santa Got Chased by a Dog Inflatable

You can always count on the dog to exact revenge. Grandma got run over by a reindeer and Santa's paying for that mistake with this inflatable. The hilarious piece is lit with an LED, making it visible to everyone on the block. And it's 6 feet tall, let's see if your neighbor can top that.

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#18

Inflatable Ninjabread Man

He came to kick ass and eat candy canes and he's all out of candy canes! The inflatable ninjabread man will be the reason you win this year's neighborhood decoration contest. The light-up inflatable is 5 feet tall and has LEDs inside that'll never overheat and can shine for hours.

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#19

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Lights

You're not the only one getting lit this year, Marty the Moose will be, too! These Christmas Vacation-inspired lights come ten to a strand and will bring the hap-hap-happiest holiday spirit the season has to offer to your humble abode.

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#20

Pizza Guy Nutcracker

AY! Call your Cousin Vinny, throw on a Christmas movie and get ready to crack some nuts. No, not the ones belonging to your sister Gina's cheating ex-bf, some chestnuts or something. This Italian pizza guy nutcracker will help you pop the shells off some walnuts like you'd pop the hood on a Corvette.

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#21

Dog Nativity Scene

Any animal lover looking for a nativity scene that'll suit their furry friends' tastes as much as theirs is barking up the right tree with this one. The set includes seven animals crafted from resin and painted to look like your favorite fuzzy pals.

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#22

Eight Foot Tall Santasaurus Rex Inflatable

Did you know that the dinosaurs aren't actually extinct, they're just helping Santa up at the North Pole? Whip up some wild stories to enchant the kids and add some prehistoric flair to the front yard with a festive inflatable that's over eight feet tall. This guy's got an LED in him to make him shine at night, too.

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#23

Nobody Likes a Half-Assed Jingler Funny Towel

If you only jingle some of the ways you're never going to make it over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house. Who knows where you'll end up? This charming and hilarious towel is a must for any holiday lover's kitchen, especially if they want to get the most out of the festive season.

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#24

Gumby Nutcracker

Gumby is usually a sorta squishy dude, but as a nutcracker, he's toughened up a bit. The charming character hearkens back to a simpler past and makes a whimsical addition to your decor. The 14" piece is fully functional and sure to make you smile.

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#25

Wacky Inflatable Tube Guy Santa

The wacky inflatable tube guy has gotten a fun holiday upgrade! He's Santa now and he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he wants to bring 20 feet of holiday fun to your front lawn.

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#26

Silly Reindeer Door Decals

The kids will get the biggest kick out of these reindeer door decals and might even ask to help install them. They're friendly to small hands and can be stuck and restuck both inside and outside your home.

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#27

16 Piece Snowman Kit

Corncob pipe? Check. Carrot nose? Check. Bright red scarf? Check. There's even some magic included in this 16-piece snowman kit. Each piece has a stake in it to help it stay stuck in your snowman.

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#28

Santa Poo Yard Inflatable

Your holidays will be extra crappy in the best way this season with a poo in the shape of Santa Claus adorning your yard. This enormous inflatable measures a whopping 4 feet in height and lucky for you, won't stink up the joint.

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#29

A Christmas Story Nutcracker

Don't worry, the leg lamp in the arms of Ralphie's dad isn't FRA-GI-LE, but the nuts he can chomp certainly are. The sturdy nutcracker makes a playful addition to your holiday decor and food scene. It's a major award for anyone that likes a little protein snack with their cookies.

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#30

Santa Claus Toilet Costume

Your bathroom shouldn't miss out on the holiday fun! Santa will be so surprised to see himself when he hits the head at your place. From the rug to the top of the toilet to Santa's face on the lid, this bright red bundle of joy will make your season bright.

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