Get ready to combat the day ahead of you by energizing yourself with your favorite caffeinated beverage served out of the ninja mug. It features a removable hood sleeve, a built-in ninja star coaster, and a deadly stirring sword.

Make your favorite runner tear up with laughter by gifting them C is for Chafing. This hilarious children’s book for adults explores the world of running in a humorous way accompanied by twenty-six equally uproarious illustrations.

The Hook-Eze fishing knot tying tool should be in every avid fisherman’s tacklebox. This helpful tool features a high-quality build that’ll stand up to saltwater and will allow you to easily tie your tackle with a professional knot every time.

If you’re a big fan of re-purposed obsolete technology, you’ll love the floppy disk drink coasters. These floppies are made of silicone and look exactly like the standard 3.5″ floppy disks of yesteryear. It’s a fun and geeky way to unsightly water rings on the furniture.

Get into the best shape of your short lived life when you embark on the self destructive journey outlined in the drunk diet. This diet will have you drinking, chugging, and snorting your way to a thinner you. You may die young, but at least you’ll look great.

Leave your dinner guests begging for seconds by utilizing this easy to use meat and poultry injector. It features a large handle so that you can pull and push from any angle and boasts a wide stainless steel needle that is ideal for thick sauces and marinates.

This hunting laser slingshot is a far cry from the homemade ones pops and grandpa grew up playing with. This precision weapon boasts an ergonomic design and is fitted with three high-velocity rubber bands in addition to a removable infrared sight.

Make science fun for your future Madam Curie or Dimitri Mendeleev with the Crayola Color Chemistry set. This amusing STEAM set comes with everything your intellectually curious youngster will need to perform 16 amazing experiments.

The aptly named Quik Shot flask was made for partying. Available in an 8oz or 16oz model, this plastic flask is remarkably durable and comes with a built-in half ounce or full ounce shot chamber that can conveniently be filled with a squeeze.

Experience your favorite ’90s games in glorious high definition by playing them on the SupaRetroN gaming console. Compatible with SNES or Super Famicom cartridges, it supports both a 16:9 and 4:3 aspect ratio and comes with a HD port that outputs in 720p.

Keep the chaos at bay by organizing all the stuff in your garage using these expandable shelves. The shelves are composed of expandable steel tubes, feature high strength anchors and screws for durability, and install in minutes. 

Celebrate love with a spooky twist by making your home the talk of the block and placing this skeleton couple inflatable on your yard. It stands 5.5-feet when fully inflated and comes with built-in LEDs so it’s impossible to miss.