27 ridiculously funny christmas stuffers that'll crack up the entire family and santa too

Exfoliating Butt Masks

Start the new year with an ass that sparkles and shines just as much as the ball they're dropping in Times Square. These exfoliating butt masks will remove embarrassing dead skin and leave you looking fresh and smooth.

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#2

The Screaming Goat

There's no situation that can't be improved by the screaming goat. Your cousin's wedding? Press the button and make the goat scream. Your brother's graduation? Make the goat scream. Santa just ate the last cookie in the whole house? Make the goat scream.

$7 .96

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#3

Exotic Meat Jerky Sticks

After a whole batch of cookies, you might be in the mood for something that has a lot of flavor and a lot of protein. Tap into these exotic meat jerky sticks for a wild ride on the exotic side. The sticks are made with the likes of alligator and kangaroo meat that’ll thrill your tastebuds.

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#4

Am I Overthinking This? Book

If you have to ask yourself if you're overthinking something the answer is most likely yes, you're overthinking it. Give yourself all kinds of funny, factual, and fascinating things to overthink with this book, which is packed with charts, graphs, and graphics that'll make you think even more than you're already thinking.

$9 .10

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#5

WTF Is My Password Log Book

No, your brain isn't fried, you just have twenty-first-century probs and too many darn passwords to remember. This book is a safe place to put them all, hackers haven't figured out how to tap into paper yet and they never will!

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#6

The Don't Laugh Challenge: Stocking Stuffer Edition

If a kiddo is lucky enough to find this in their stocking you can bet that the next year will be full of lots of giggles. They won't be able to keep the Don't Laugh challenge contained to just the holidays, they'll be on their way to becoming a comedian by Valentine's Day.

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#7

Gross Pimple Popping Toy

All that stress around the holidays is bound to make your face break out. Instead of dealing with your own zits, relieve some stress and have a blast playing with this pimple popper toy. The silicone toy is filled with gooey “pus” that helps you feel that satisfying gush.

$19 .99

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#8

Instant Underwear

It’s ok if you got really excited after telling Santa what you wanted for Christmas, it happens to the best of us. Swap out your soggy underwear for the pair of tidy whiteys in this tin. Just add water to make them expand to a wearable size...wait.

$7 .08

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#9

400-in-1 Retro Handheld Game

Enjoy a throwback to holidays past with a handheld game that has 400 eight-bit games packed into its hard drive. It's got a battery life that seems to go on for days, making it great for traveling and it comes with a tiny controller if that's more comfortable for your hands.

$25 .99

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#10

Prank Money Wad

This stack might look like it's fatter than Santa Claus but it's actually thinner than the reasons the reindeer gave Rudolph for not wanting to play with him. It's a wad, sure, a wad of crap that'll make your buddy smack you on the head before he bursts out laughing.

$12 .99

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#11

Things That Can Kill You Funny Calendar

Go into the new year prepared to look out for all of the things that can unexpectedly end your life. You'll be paranoid but alive when you're watching out for the things in this calendar, like falling coconuts and cats.

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#12

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Before you leave the office to enjoy your holiday season plant a few of these sound devices around the place to torture that one guy who sucks up to the boss by working when he doesn't have to. The sound devices make sounds at random times so he'll never be able to find them.

$24 .99

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#13

The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

This little dude is red-hot! Call him Mr. Heatmiser but know that he’s higher than one hundred and one degrees. He’s the world's hottest gummy bear and chock full of so many scorching Scovilles that your breath could melt Frosty the snowman after just half a bite.

$8 .99

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#14

Croc Nuts

Well jingle my bells, you can just imagine the happy tinkling that these croc nuts would make if they were actual jingle bells. The hilariously fleshy balls are easy to install on the back of a Croc strap and a must-have accessory for any guy with truck nuts.

$9 .99

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#15

Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy Canes

You've gotta be pretty brave to try out these macaroni and cheese-flavored candy canes. To put it lightly, they're not great, but after a few glasses of egg nog as liquid courage, you might be ready to take them on.

$7 .87

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#16

The Fart Vacuum

When you've had a little too much eggnog and are crop dusting the room, save the guests the trouble of having to sniff your toots with the fart vacuum. The hilarious contraption sucks up your bust blasters with the squeeze of a balloon and keeps the scent far away from everyone's noses.

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#17

The Plumbus

Is that a glowing green portal behind the tree or did you just invite a Plumbus into your home? No house is complete without one and this rubbery fixture will make an eye-catching aspect of your decor.

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#18

Punderdome Card game

Put your dad joke skills to the test with Punderdome. The card game is all about twisting your brain to wordsmith some incredible puns that'll outwit your opponents and make everyone at the table double over with laughter.

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#19

Fish Sandals

For an outdoorsy guy, these are o-FISH-ially the best sandals that you can receive in your stocking. The soft foam fish sandals are surprisingly supportive and float when they fall into the water so they're easy to catch.

$21 .88

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#20

Pooping Dogs Puzzle

Spend the afternoon making memories with the family by putting together this pooping dogs puzzle. There are 1000 pieces so it's gonna take you all a while, longer if you account for the time it'll take you to stop laughing.

$19 .09

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#21

Inflatable Reindeer Ring Toss Game

Gather your family and friends for some reindeer games with a totally tubular ring toss game. You’ll feel like you’re at Santa’s carnival playing with the set, which comes with a pump for easy inflation.

$14 .99

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#22

Bocarina Nose Flute

Instead of singing Christmas carols offkey hum your way through an entire album of songs with the Bocarina. The nose flute has a perfect sound and is professional quality, you know, in case you were considering a second career in nose fluting.

$31 .58

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#23

Glow in the Dark Christmas Tattoos

The tree is lit and so are you when you’re covered in Christmas-themed glow-in-the-dark tattoos. The charming temporary tattoos are a great fit for kids that are super pumped to celebrate the holiday and looking for ways to spread even more cheer.

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#24

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Write your Christmas wishes on the inside of this card and thanks to a little butterfly magic they'll be more likely to come true. The lovely card has a flat butterfly in it wound up just right so when the card opens the insect flies out.

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#25

Slingshot Rubber Chicken

Fling in the new year with a set of rubber chicken slingshots and you’ll have the best clucking one yet. The chickens get pretty good air time, sailing at least six feet before they start to fall out of the sky.

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#26

100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster

There are 52 weeks in the year and 100 movies on this scratch-off poster, do you have what it takes to watch all of them before next Christmas? Put your cinephile skills to the test and enjoy a lovely minimalist piece of art in your man cave.

$26 .15

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#27

The Gift Of Nothing

Surprise the person that keeps insisting they want nothing with just what they want. Inside the plastic packaging of this minimalist treat is their dream come true, it's precisely, exactly nothing.

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#28

Jolliest Bunch of @$$holes Shirt

Wear this tee on Christmas Eve and you’ll have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. The hilarious tee might make your grandma clutch her pearls but it’s so stylish in bold red and white, how could you not wear it?

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#29

Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Be sure to make a buzzing sound when you're slicing your pizza with this circular saw, it'll make the pizza taste that much better with its playful vibes. The saw is easy to handle and has a safety cover for when it's not in use.

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#30

Light Up Christmas Beanie

The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year! Your head will be looking dazzling when your hair and ears are covered by these ugly Christmas sweater beanies. There are tons of fun designs to choose from and they're all soft as a cloud with an easy-touch light housed inside.

$11 .99

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#31

Ramen Socks

Have some fun with your footwear in a pair of socks repping your favorite food. These noodle-inspired socks come in a noodle tray for added fun and are comfy enough for everyday wear.

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#32

Christmas Fun Mad Libs: Stocking Stuffer Mad Libs

Grab the whole family and trot out the old dictionary to enjoy a rousing game of Mad Libs. The Christmas special edition is packed with funny sentences for you to fill in that will get everyone in the holiday spirit.

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#33

Corkcicle Whiskey Wedge Glass

This whiskey wedge glass was made by someone that paid attention in science class. How do you know? The big triangle of ice melts more slowly because of increased surface area, which means that your drink stays cold longer without getting watered down. Genius.

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#34

Beaver Pencil Sharpener

How much wood would a beaver eat if a beaver would eat wood? Find out with this pencil sharpener. The clever sharpener will be your writer or artist friend's favorite desk accessory.

$15 .36

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#35

Festivus Celebration Kit

For the rest of us, there is Festivus. Put up the pole and get ready to air some grievances with this Seinfeld-inspired set. It’s tiny, so no feats of strength are involved to get it set up.

$12 .19

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#36

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Scratch-offs are a time-honored stocking tradition and you can pull a fast one on your entire family with these prank million-dollar winner tickets. They're winners in the sense that they're very convincing losers that'll have your family jumping for (fake) joy.

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#37

Bacon Candy Canes

These candy canes are gonna be bacon you crazy! Your taste buds will be like "WTF" when you put the canes in your mouth and experience all the smoky, salty, strangely kind of delicious but also very strange flavor.

$7 .69

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#38

Farting Santa Plush

Farting will never not be funny and whether you're giving this to a kid with an endless case of the giggles or an adult who's as straight-laced as they come, they're gonna crack up. The plush toots with a quick squeeze to its body and will keep everyone entertained for hours.

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#39

Ugly Christmas Hawaiian Shirt

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day and when you see someone wearing this shirt. The shirt is covered in all kinds of Christmas designs and has a rich maroon background flattering to all skin tones.

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#40

Bag of Reindeer Farts

Get ready for lots of toot noises and fart sounds when you break out this cotton candy. When kids have eaten handfuls of the tasty spun sugar snack they’re gonna want to try and figure out what a reindeer fart sounds like.

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#41

The Poop Knife

When you had a little too much turkey during the holiday feast and drop a real yule log in the porcelain throne don't flush and pray, chop up the lump of coal and watch it slide away with the Poop Knife. The plastic knife is easy to wash (thank God).

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#42

Horse Hoof Novelty Socks

Are these horse hoof socks or are they reindeer hoof socks? You'll have to ask the big man himself or try and sneak a peek at Rudolph's feet before they head off to the next house.

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#43

Do You Want to Build a Snowman Kit

Build a snowman in all weather and in all climates with a fun set that requires no chilling at all. Tucked inside this small plastic container you’ll find air dry clay and the eyes, carrot nose, sticks, and smile you’ll need to make your very own Frosty.

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#44

Bigfoot Multitool

You've found the missing link in your toolset and it was Bigfoot all along! This genius multitool is crafted from steel that'll never rust or break and contains 9 helpful tools to work with. And it includes a bottle opener to help you open beers after doing some hard work.

$10 .64

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#45

The Peppermint Pig

The peppermint pig is a tradition that's existed for decades and you can add it to your holiday celebrations this year. The hard candy pig is meant to be smashed with the included hammer and is said to bring good luck to the smasher.

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#46

Christmas Hat with Ornaments

Trim the tree and then trim your face with a Christmas hat that’s really rockin’. The selfie possibilities with this soft felt hat are endless, as are the opportunities for unique decor. It comes with over a half dozen felt ornaments that can be arranged and rearranged to your liking.

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#47

Reindeer Snot Fidget Putty

Rudolph had to sneeze and this glittery goo was what came out! Kids and adults will love reindeer snot, a shimmering stress-relieving putty that can help sharpen focus and give curious hands something to do.

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#48

Christmas Stress Squishees

Break these out the moment your mother-in-law arrives and the chances you’ll say something that’ll land you on the naughty list decrease significantly. There are four squishy toys in the box, and when squeezed they have tiny beads that appear to mesmerize your mind.

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#49

Holiday Turkey Slippers

Give your footwear a festive twist this Christmas with a pair of slippers that look like turkeys and use your feet as the stuffing. The comfy pair has a memory foam footbed that feels soft and supports your tired feet.

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#50

World's Hottest Chocolate Bar

Play some reindeer games with a friend that thinks they’ve got the strongest tastebuds and stomach of your group. The world's hottest bar of chocolate is packed with millions of Scovilles that will make anyone who wants to eat it wish they had snow to chow on afterward.

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#51

Funny Dog Calendar

Funny dogs are a great way to start every month and having this calendar on the wall means you'll be barking up a happy tree once every 30 days or so. The charming calendar features silly pups in all kinds of costumes and situations that'll make you smile.

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#52

Light Up Christmas Disco Necklace

Grab your legwarmers and put a lot of hair spray in your coif, it's time to get dancing at the Christmas disco. This light-up necklace will pump up the jams and give a new spin to your favorite carols.

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#53

COQ AU VIN Wine Bottle Stopper

You gotta stop the party early on Christmas so Santa has time to come by and put the presents under the tree. Stop up your wine with this rubber chicken and the laughter will make visions of sugar hens dance in your head.

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#54

Enormous 1lb Candy Cane

You might need a friend or four to tackle this stocking stuffer. The massive 1lb candy cane is more than a foot in length and looks like it could be used to start a golf game. Its minty deliciousness will last for weeks, if not months if you play your cards right.

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#55

Christmas Scented Colored Pencils

The scents of the Christmas season are some of the best, full of happy memories and heartwarming feelings. As you’re writing your letter to Santa, revel in that magic with these scented pencils. There are five in the tube, each with a fun holiday theme and yummy aroma.

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#56

Before You Go Poo-Pourri Spray

There are gonna be a lot of guests going in and out of your bathroom during the holidays, make sure none of them know that anyone visited it before them with Poo-Pourri. The toilet spray coats the water with a gentle liquid that seals in poo gas.

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