33 Dangerously Funny Gifts For Your Boyfriend Guaranteed To Make Him LOL

Updated: Jan 04 2025
33 Dangerously Funny Gifts For Your Boyfriend Guaranteed To Make Him LOL
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Show your BF that you're on his level when it comes to laughs with one of these funny gifts for your boyfriend. He's got a sense of humor and this list has the tricks and treats that'll make your boyfriend's next Christmas gift or birthday gift the funniest one he's ever gotten. Make your anniversary gift to him something that he'll love with funny gag gifts that center around farts and poo. You'll even find a few cards you can add a funny message to and DIY gifts you can add a funny spin to, proving that your comedic powers rival or outmatch his. This gift guide will help you find your time to shine with a gift that'll make your boyfriend howl with laughter. 

Why I MUST Have Sex With You Checklist

How do you want to love on him? You can count the ways on this list of reasons why you MUST (not just why you want) to have sex with him. These aren't your average reasons, either, these reasons will have him rolling. From "I've been Kegeling" to "You're rich", there's a mood for every mood you're in.
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How To Live With A Huge Penis

Life with a long schlong is rough, show your man a little empathy with a book that will help him deal with this burdensome problem. This is the first (and probably last) book written to help men with OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia), and a prank text that will undoubtedly make him LOL.
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Scratch Off Naughty Birthday Card

Don't give him this card in front of his mother! Save it for the private celebration at home, because after he scratches off the heart on the front of the high-quality card, he'll be ready for a party of a different sort. The inside is blank so you can write your own cheeky message inside.
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Sexercise Book

Why hit the gym when you could hit dat ass? Hop into bed and enjoy a sack sesh that burns fat, builds muscle, and leaves you sweating like 3 minutes on the treadmill with the Sexercise Book. The novelty novel is packed with playful tips that’ll help you and your man get it on…if you can stop giggling.
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The Dick Towel

Fans of IASIP will recognize this towel as one from the show and they will love it. He'll look like a grower even if he's fresh outta the shower when he wraps the uber-soft towel around his waist.
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Toilet Mini Golf

His bathroom trips are notoriously long, and they're liable to get longer when he can play some golf on the porcelain throne. This hilarious set has two balls (just like him!) in case he putts one into the rough.
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Naughty Greeting Cards

They say that size doesn't matter and it's what's on the inside that counts. They're not wrong, but they're not necessarily right. This card is a way to thank your man for being chill and having a willie that Wonka's your world.
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How To Take Better Dick Pics

Looking for a subtle way to give your man hints about how to take dick pics that'll actually seduce you? Look no further than this hilarious book. The penis selfie is a truly underrated art but with this book in hand, he'll be a penis Picasso.
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Clone-A-Willy Kit

He should really take a gift like this as a compliment. It means his magic wand is so powerful that you trust your orgasms with it when he’s not around. Make a silicone copy of your man’s member with this easy to use and completely safe set.
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Beer Cap Gun Set With Targets

Expect to be hit with a lot of beer caps after you give your man this clever gun. But he should beware, you can fire them right back. The gun makes quick work of bottle caps and sends them flying with just the pull of a trigger.
$24 .99

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

Tube guy is always excited. He's always down to party. And because he's been shrunk down to desk size, he's ready to be your man's go-to hype man. Just flip the switch and all 18" of the red dude will start dancing.
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Toilet Timer

It's so easy to get lost in Instagram when you're sitting on the can. Help your man find his way back to the party with the Toilet Timer. It gives him five minutes to do his business and whatever else he does when he locks the bathroom door.
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Nature's Dick Pics Calendar

Nature's most phenomenal phalluses are looking their best in Nature's Dick Pics. This calendar doesn't disappoint, someone clearly read the book about taking the best dick pics, and marries the majesty of landscapes that appear to have been perfectly manscaped.
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Croc Nuts

Make his Crocs a little more manly with a set of nuts that have more BDE than the ones hanging off the back of his truck. These hilarious 3D-printed twig and berries hang tight to his Crocs and give them that extra ballsy flair he craves.
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Burger Socks Box

Don't hold the pickles, your BF will want every topping on this big burger, it'll keep his feet warmer that way. The burger in this box might look real but don't be fooled, it's actually some carefully folded pairs of socks!
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Always Positive Prank Pregnancy Test

Make your man sweat his balls off by showing him one of these very special tests that look exactly like a very popular brand's. Like your personality, they're always positive and a surefire way freak him out.
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Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

If your BF's butt bombs are notorious for clearing a room, make your post-chili dog afternoons a little more pleasant with fart neutralizer pads. The soft pads are filled with activated carbon that sucks up those nasty odors.
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Yankee Candles for Men

His man cave has been smelling a little more "man" and "cave" than not as of late, it's time for an upgrade. Bring some quality aromas back into his favorite space with Yankee Candles for Men. He won't be ashamed to burn candles with scents like First Down and Riding Mower.
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The Tortilla Blanket

When he's feeling a little needy, wrap him up like one of his favorite foods and he'll feel a lot better. The tortilla blanket is available in 4 sizes, so even the tallest dude can be swaddled like sofritos.
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Pooping Pooches Calendar

Behold, the only calendar that your man will like more than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit one. Pooping pooches is his daily dose of laughter. Every new month brings a new dog caught in the act of dropping a deuce.
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You're Going to Want to Swallow Funny Apron

Your man will break out this apron when he's in the mood for a little Grill and Chill. Its sturdy fabric will keep every inch of him safe from flames and splatters and there are 3 deep pockets for all the goods he needs to cook with.
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Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock

Pick a day when you know you're not gonna spend the night and make your man's morning a lot more interesting with this defusable bomb alarm clock. It's terrible, terribly loud, and he'll have to "defuse" it to make it stop going off.
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Darth Vader Blanket with Sleeves

After he receives this robe, your BF will wake you up every morning by breathing heavily in your presence or telling you that he's your father. Call him daddy and let him have his fun times, this is one robe you can count on him using every single day.
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Stained Underwear Wallet

It doesn't matter how many times you wash this pair, you're never getting the tire tracks out, but that's ok. If there was ever a way to make sure your man's money doesn't get stolen, it's by putting it in a pair of drawers that looks like he threaded it between his cheeks.
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Urinal Shot Glasses

Urine luck if you need a shot glass that simultaneously delight and disgust your man. The only thing missing from this porcelain pair is that signature blue urinal cake that he'd see in his local public bathroom.
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You Can Blame It On the Tees Funny Golf Gear

That shot that didn't even make it close to the green and instead sailed into the parking lot was totally not your BF's fault. It was definitely the fault of these super high-quality bamboo tees. The bag says he can blame them, so he might as well.
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No Rip Toilet Paper

LOL at the BF that thinks he can prank his GF and not get pranked back on the same level. Switch out the TP before he drops his next deuce for this roll and the grunts you hear coming from the bathroom won't just be because he ate a calzone last night...
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The Roto Wipe

No one wants cold toilet water to clean their butt and toilet paper is a scam. Brushes work great on your teeth, why not your butt crack, too? Make your man think you've gotten him the greatest thing since 3-ply toilet paper with this hilarious prank box.
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Bofa Deez Nuts Candle

Give him a pack of matches and this glass candle and he's sure to enjoy bofa deez gifts. Bofa what, exactly? Bofa Deez Nutz, the candle. Not to worry, it doesn't smell like a set of testicles. It's got a sumptuous banana nut bread and hazelnut aroma.
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The Poop Knife

When he drops a snake so large you should probably just call Animal Control, it's time for the poop knife. While the plastic item is actually usable and quite effective at chopping up dookie, it's more for laughs than anything.
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Frickin' Cricket Hidden Annoying Chirping Box

Your prankster BF is going to go off his rocker trying to figure out where the hell the cricket sound is coming from. The frickin' cricket sounds off at random intervals every 2-15 minutes, making it even harder to find, and the battery lasts for 4 whole days.
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Hairy Gut Fanny Pack

Give him a preview of the dad bod he can look forward to with a fanny pack that looks exactly like the 12-pack he'll be packing in a few years. The fanny pack is incredibly expandable, so he'll get a hyperlapse preview of what all those bottles of beer will do to his physique.
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Morning Wood Funny Candle

Don'tcha just love the smell of erections in the morning? With this morning wood candle burning, you might actually start to look forward to it. With a 40-hour burn time and a delightful cedarwood/vanilla aroma, it'll set the mood any time of day.
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Remote Control Fake Rat

Your BF thinks he's a calm, cool, collected, confident dude. At least he does before you roll out this RC rat. Watch him scream and squirm for a few minutes, trying to get away from it before he realizes it's fake.
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Code Brown Emergency Underpants

When you gotta go, you gotta go, and if you went, it's good to have a few pairs of extra underwear on hand that you can depend on. Don't go commando in case of a code brown, try these emergency underpants instead.
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Butt Face Soap Bar

Your man will never make the mistake of using the butt side of the soap on his face again and it'll all be because of you. When you give him this soap, you're making sure that his complexion stays flawless and his face stays pube-free.
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Pooping Chihuahua Puzzle

Your BF probably isn't into those adorable vintage puzzles that you and your mom love, but he might be a little keener about this one. The guy that never grew out of poop jokes will be in tears over this 1000 piece puzzle that measures an impressive 19.5" x 27.5"
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