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27 Absurdly Funny Bookmarks That Are Perfect For The Bookworm In Your Life

Updated: Jan 20 2023
27 Absurdly Funny Bookmarks That Are Perfect For The Bookworm In Your Life
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There comes a time in every book lover's life when "one more chapter" turns into "I gotta sleep" and when that time comes these funny bookmarks will be there. So get ready to giggle, bookworms because each of these hilarious "quitter sticks" will have you cackling, hollering, guffawing, or rolling on the floor laughing for real. They're funnier than the funny books you'll put them in with clever puns and funny-cuz-they're-true phrases. Leave them in a book to delight a librarian looking for a chuckle, they're sure to love the animals, literary jokes, and crazy character captures in the bookmarks. And for your funny friends, make sure when you lend them a book outta your library that you throw in something fun like Judgmental Jesus. There's not a joke book in the world as funny as these markers and you don't want to miss out on these laughs!

Senility Prayer Bookmark

Yes, you read the name of this bookmark correctly, it's really called the senility prayer and not the serenity prayer. Frankly, this one might be better, and has the same baller vibes that Bilbo Baggins' speech did at his birthday party.
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Knight Feet Bookmark

"Tis but a flesh wound" is what the knight that belongs to the feet of this bookmark would say if you were using it to mark your spot in a funny book. If it's a fantasy book, it might make a joke about being the wicked warlock of the round table.
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Wicked Witch of the Book Feet Bookmark

Before it was a movie, The Wizard of Oz was a book and it had a lot of sequels! Make like Dorothy and kill the witch on your way to Oz by using this Wicked Witch bookmark. The Munchkins will thank you.
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A Wise Woman Once Said Funny Bookmark

A wise woman who was also a sassy woman, no one with only sage wisdom would tell folks to f*ck off so she can read. When you need to break out some floral language but can't be bothered to look up from your book flash this mark at 'em.
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Whoopee Cushion Bookmark

Get a kid excited about doing their nightly reading with a bookmark that lets out a loud, sloppy, wet fart when the timer ending reading time goes off. This Whoopee Cushion bookmark rips a loud toot when they close the book, and it's such a fun noise, they might wanna open the book to keep reading.
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Ignore My Problems Funny Bookmark

The great thing about books is that they're a way to escape your real life without going anywhere at all. Ergo, this bookmark couldn't be closer to the truth. Take a little stay-cay vaca by cracking open an old favorite.
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Shark Attack Bookmark

You're gonna need a bigger book when you start marking your pages with this shark. May we suggest Moby Dick, which is so freaking long that you'll get an ocean-sized use out of the mark. That is...unless the shark eats the whale and cuts the story short.
$9 .99

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Sprout Little Green Bookmarks

Watch your love of reading literally grow with a set of bookmarks that look like little sprouts. There are eight in this set, which makes it ideal for books where you want to mark a lot of pages.
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Shark and T-Rex 3D Bookmarks

Have a roar-some good time getting a little reading done with a set of bookmarks that are truly intimidating. Have you ever seen something scarier than this flat shart and flat T-Rex? We haven't either.
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Reading in Bed Funny Bookmark

Reading in bed is actually one of the most dangerous hobbies you can have. It can lead to falling asleep at your desk, dark circles under your eyes, and perpetual fatigue. But it can also lead to having a particularly juicy scene to discuss with Carol at the office the next day. Worth the risk.
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Spaghetti Monster Bookmark

It's im-pasta-ble to get reading done when you're not sure how you're going to mark your page. Luckily, the spaghetti monster is here to help you out. The cute plastic bookmark would really look cute in a cookbook.
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Word Tacos Funny Bookmark

The sentiment on this bookmark seems like the kind that someone came up with when they were super high and honestly, it's genius. Now imagine what the taste of different genres would be. Mind. Blown.
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Not Meow Funny Bookmark

This bookmark was made for your local cat lady. No one will be bothering her while she's reading her stories with this cute marker on the table next to her.
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Just One More Chapter Bookmark

If you've ever been in the performing arts you'll know what this bookmark *really* means. "Just one more chapter" is code for "one more chapter after that" and so on. It could turn into the whole darn book if you're not careful.
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It's Not Hoarding If It's Books Bookmark

10/10 book lovers would agree that the sentiment on this bookmark is the god's honest truth. You're not hoarding books, you're building a library, and is there a more noble cause?
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Giant Paperclip Bookmark

There may come a time when you have to read some stupid corporate lingo book that your boss gives you. When you do, mark a few pages, any pages, with these office-appropriate giant paperclips and it'll look like you've actually read it.
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Wiggly Worm Bookmark

He wiggles and he wobbles but he'll never fall out of the book you tuck him into. This worm comes in a variety of playful colors and is great for anyone that calls themselves a bookworm. Get it? A bookworm?
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Rubber Chicken Bookmark

Rubber chicken, you're the one, you make reading lots of fun, rubber chicken, you're the one it's true, HONK! That's how the rhyme goes, right? Keep your place in your book with this plastic marker, styled after the iconic annoying toy.
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My Favorite People Are Fictional Bookmark

Have you met most people, though? There's a reason that every girl is looking for her Mr. Darcy (sorry not sorry, Edward Cullen), it's because he's better than any real guy. Kinda like any book partner or book best friend will always be better than real people. Always.
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Thoughts From the Commode Funny Bookmark

Just like you have your best thoughts in the shower, you're probably doing your best reading on the can. There's no place like the porcelain throne and when you need a marker to keep the place of your secret toilet read, this one will come through for ya.
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Plush Animal Bookmark

Take a buddy with you in your book with one of these plush animal bookmarks. There are a variety to choose from, or you can get a set all of them and create your own reading menagerie.
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Bear Mouth Funny Chomping Bookmark

Take a bite out of a big book with a bookmark that won't make your reading experience grizzly at all. This intimidating chomper turns your book into his dinner, but that won't stop you from reading it.
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Bear Paw Bookmark

Mark your page with a real BEAR of a bookmark, get it? You'll be clawing for your book when you've got your spot denoted with the 3D metal marker, which is modeled after the Dire Wolf in Game of Thrones. Winter is Coming, and when there's a chill in the air, it's a great time to read a book.
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Guitar Bookmarks

Dude, these bookmarks are gonna be music to your ears. Everyone knows that a book, much like a man, is all the more attractive when associated with a guitar and you'll have four in this set at your disposal. They're crafted from wood so they're made to last.
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Astronaut Space Hero Bookmark

One small page turn for man, one huge book finished for mankind! Or something like that. Go to space and a little further with a bookmark of an astronaut on the moon. The plastic marker looks like he's sitting atop the book pages when it's closed.
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Owl Keep Your Place Bookmark

When it comes to bookmarks and just books in general, you can't go wrong with puns. This clever piece is good for whooooo? Kids! Little ones with an appetite for books will adore this silly marker.
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How Can I Miss Him Funny Bookmark

Start asking the real questions with this funny bookmark. First, address the vibes. Is it giving murder mystery? Passive aggressive rom-com? It all depends on the mood you're in after finishing your chapters.
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Bookmarks are for Quitters Bookmark

If you're marking the page in a book where you stopped that means you've stopped. You know who stops doing things? Quitters. Get back to reading, this bookmark better not be in your book for more than five minutes!
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Funny Hippo Mouth Bookmark

Hippos are omnivores but are books in that category? IT would seem so if you take this very chompy bookmark seriously. The hippo in question is getting ready to take some big bites out of an equally big book.
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Got Nuts Squirrely Bookmark

Got nuts? Go nuts...for books! This bookmark might leave you feeling a little squirrely, but all the best books do. Save your spot in something a little sheepish and you'll only double down on those feels.
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