27 Extremely Funny Gifts For Coworkers That'll Bring Some LOLs To Your 9 To 5

Updated: Oct 25 2022

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Put a pin in your current conversation and take things offline for a minute to circle back to this genius list of funny gifts for coworkers. The only thing that feels better than fantasizing about leaving the office one last time with middle fingers held high is receiving one of these gift items. Being an office worker is a struggle but inexpensive gifts for your coworkers like funny mouse pads and office supplies with swear words on them make it so much easier to do day after day. These gift ideas are great for the holidays, and your office secret Santa or white elephant party will never be the same after you break out gag gifts that Jim Halpert would approve of. You'll also find some perfect retirement gifts for your coworkers, because really, once you've worked a corporate job, that never leaves you. Per our previous paragraph, you'll find that these funny coworker gifts are unbeatable, block out some time on your schedule to take a deeper dive into this office awesomeness.

Demotivational Wall Calendar

The only place more hopeless than a cube farm is one of the actual circles of Hell. Remind your favorite coworkers of that every day with Demotivational Quotes: The Wall Calendar. Everything is pointless, useless, awful, and accompanied by a brightly colored picture that somehow makes it worse.

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Things I Want to Say At Work But Can't Adult Coloring Book

If you want to remain gainfully employed, hold your tongue at the office and let 'er rip when you get home with a little help from this coloring book. It's got all the snarky, sarcastic, snippy, and sweary things you want to say at work drawn up in pretty flowers and fun designs.

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Funny Office Message Flip Book

You don't have to say a word or set a message on your Instant Messaging tool when you've got this flip book on your desk. People need only look at the option you've chosen of the 30 available to know if they should keep walking or stop by to bother you.

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Dumpster Fire Notepad Holder

When there are metaphorical fires going on around you, make sure you can keep track of them all with metaphorical dumpster fires. There are tons of orange and yellow flames tucked in this trash fire to keep your organization game going strong.

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Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings Day Calendar

After one year of heeding the advice on the pages of this day-to-day calendar, you'll probably be running the company. From teaching you business terms like "put a pin in it" and ass-kissing techniques, the calendar is great for folks who want to fail upward.

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The Stress Relief Dammit Doll

When your AE walks around at 4:59pm on the last day of the quarter and tells you that you need work until the close of business PST, don't punch him, punch the Dammit Doll instead. Or, better yet, slam the colorful doll on your desk and scream obscenities in your head.

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Office Police Workplace Violation Sticky Note

Who are you, the workplace police? Uh, yes, actually, you are, and someone needs a citation for talking way too loudly on the phone, no one at the office needs to know about your IBS. Issue tickets to your fellow coworkers with this sticky note pad and start discouraging bad office behavior.

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I Adulted! Stickers For Grown Ups

Being of an age where you can be an office dweller isn't any easier just because you have a steady job. If anything it's actually harder to cook at night instead of pounding another fast food meal. That's why you need these stickers, which congratulate your fellow office folk for wins like wearing real pants.

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Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Treat the Jim Halpert of your office to a little something that will help them further their prank goals, as long as they promise to plant them on a day you have to work remotely. The annoying sound devices chirp at irregular intervals, making them almost impossible to find.

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#10

Oh, The Meetings You'll Go To!

The average person spends almost 3 hours in meetings per week but it feels like at least 3 times that long with how many could have been an email. Welcome a newbie coworker to the office with this book that will make endless conference calls a lot easier to stomach.

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#11

Affirmators! Daily Affirmation Cards

Pump yourself up for a day that you know will require you to skip lunch with Affirmators. It's all of the self-help with none of the saccharine schmaltz that makes you wanna roll your eyes. There are 50 cards in the colorful pack, enough to shuffle and reuse week after week.

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#12

Texts from Mittens Day-to-Day Calendar

Cats have office worker vibes about them and you'll realize that as you're tearing pages off of Text From Mittens, the day-to-day calendar. Enjoy all the sarcastic, snippy, snarky delight that cats would offer if they could talk. And then be glad that Mittens isn't your boss.

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#13

Poppit Stress Sheets

When you feel like you're going to explode with rage reach for Poppit, the stress sheets you didn't know existed. The box is no bigger than a package of travel tissues but will be the reason your stress melts away.

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#14

Not My Job Funny Stamp

When someone tries to pass the buck to you pass it right back with this funny stamp. Got a memo on your desk that's above your paygrade? STAMP! The stamp is self-inking so you don't need a separate pad and makes it easy to lessen your responsibility load.

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#15

Countdown To Retirement Clock

Maybe you just got your first entry-level position, maybe you're sitting in the C-suite, it doesn't matter who you are, you're counting down until you don't have to come to work every day. This clock measures how long it'll be 'til that glorious day you turn 65 down to the second.

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#16

The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm

Treat the “best” coworker you have, the one who’s always taking your jokes about asking for more work more seriously to The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm and maybe they’ll finally get it. After leafing through the entire alphabet of sarcasm they’ll finally understand that the “model employee” doesn’t want more stuff to do.

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#17

Somehow I Manage

Forget Atomic Habits or anything on the New York Times bestseller list for business books, anyone that really wants to perfect their management style should learn from a real one: Michael Scott. This ruled notebook gives them the chance to record their own thoughts and has Michael Scott quotes peppered throughout to inspire them.

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#18

Passive Aggressive Notepad

Being aggressive in an office setting gets you in trouble with HR, it's far more professional to be passive-aggressive. For grievances that go beyond "per my previous email", there is this notepad to tell coworkers that they're being obtuse.

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#19

Overworked and Underintoxicated Calendar

With retro pictures that hail from the Don Draper era of advertising and lots of suggestions that day drinking is OK, this is the wall calendar that'll get you through all 365 days at the office. The monthly calendar features a new playful vintage picture and sarcastic quote for you to enjoy every 30-31 days.

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#20

Desktop Dartboard

Enjoy a little camaraderie with the lads without leaving the office, because that's not totally depressing, with this desktop dartboard. The petite magnetic piece flips open and up into the board and will never damage your walls.

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#21

Offensive Pen Set

Full offense to other pens, these ones are the best on the market. Technically they're NSFW, but does anyone actually look at what's printed on pens that look like they're from the marketing closet?

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#22

Spinning Decision Maker Paperweight

When you don't want to make a decision, let the universe decide with this paperweight. The gear along the outside offers several options for the outcome of your choice, give it a spin and see where it stops.

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#23

Hot Dog Stapler

Red Swinglines are a thing of the past, give the office what it wants with a stapler that's the shape of a hot dog. You'll want to take a big ol' bite out of this hilarious piece of equipment, but it works better if you let it do the chomping and crunch down on your stacks of paper.

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#24

Desktop Finger Boxing

Since punching the guy who keeps clipping his nails at his desk is not okay, you need something to take out your frustration in a healthy and legal way. This desktop finger boxing set will have your fingers so swole you might break the space bar off your keyboard when you type.

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#25

Funny Cubicle Privacy Sign Set

Hotel doors come with signs like these and it's weird that no one thought of them for cubicles before now. Keep people from knocking on your cube wall with a set of signs that scare them away without being offensive.

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#26

How To Poo At Work Book

Taking a crap in the office bathroom isn't ideal but more often than not, it's a necessity. Learn how to do it in a calm, cool, collected, and subtle way with this prank book. It's all the advice you need to not only be able to drop a dookie, but blame any scent on other coworkers.

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#27

Screaming Goat Button

Every time you want to scream the word "f*ck", keep your job and let this goat do all the screaming. Will the shrill bleat erupting from the red and white button be disruptive? Sure. But it would be more disruptive if you dropped F-bombs left and right for your whole shift.

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#28

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

When it's 8:30am on a Monday, do you know who's ready to party? This guy! The mini wacky inflatable tube man is almost a foot of nothing but terrible dancing fun. Just flip on his tiny fan and he'll start shakin' what his mama gave him.

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#29

Hi I Don't Care Thanks Funny Socks

Give your coworker an easy way to tell your other coworkers to f*ck off with that "buy my kid's wrapping paper" nonsense with nothing more than a pair of socks. Hi, you will care, thanks, about this bright pink pair of socks.

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#30

Tell It Like It Is Funny Notepad

Each of these colorful notepads is a really, really BIG mood. You'll probably find that you use each variety at least once a week, maybe even once a day, with how much each of the honest pads accurately captures office feelings.

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#31

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Make your coworkers think they're gonna be able to leave the office with middle fingers held high in the air screaming "I QUIT" with a lottery ticket that looks like a winner but is actually a joke. LOL to them, this convincing scratch-off is faker than your boss's smile after a budget meeting.

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#32

Dill Dough Stress Reliever

Still smells better than whatever Tina just microwaved for lunch, and it'll help you lower your stress levels instead of wanting to throw your chair through the window. The pickle-scented putty is a little gooey and feels nice to work in your hands.

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#33

Office Conversation Starter Game

Break the ice with new employees in a fun way with the Office Conversation Starter Game. The card game has three levels of questions you can ask each other, sorted by "spice level" aka how intense and detailed they are.

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#34

The Butt Tape Dispenser

You only spend like 30 minutes a day on company time taking a dump but this guy spends his whole day doing it! The lucky bastard holds your tape, pens, and pencils, small accessories like paperclips, and sticky note pad.

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#35

A Snazzy Shirt for Video Calls

Being the best-looking guy on a zoom call is obviously of utmost importance. No one will be able to stop talking about this ducky Hawaiian shirt, in fact, people might ask you to have more meetings with them later just because they want to bask in the majesty of the attire.

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#36

Paper Tantrum Complaint Notepad

Give your coworkers a "ticket" when they do something offensive with the paper tantrum notepad. Air all your grievances with just a few checks of a box and a little comment about the offense.

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#37

Ashes of Problem Employees Funny Piggy Bank

Keep prying hands off of your cookie and candy stores with a foreboding piggy bank/food jar. The offputting ceramic piece has plenty of room, enough to store the ashes of an entire department...wait, that's not right, an entire batch of cookies.

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#38

Human Organ Lunch Tote

Keep people from stealing your coworker's lunch ever again with a lunch tote that'll make the office steel their stomachs before taking a peek inside. This human organ lunch tote is insulated to keep things cold (like an organ tote would be) and spacious enough to fit a drink, too!

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#39

Fart Gas Neutralizer Pads

Give the guy you're forced to sit next to in the new open office plan a little hint that he could lay off the beans and broccoli at lunch with these fart neutralizer pads. The activated carbon will do the whole office a favor when it eats up his ass odor.

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#40

Dead Guy Funny Pen Holder

We won't tell anyone if you name this dead guy pen holder after your boss or that guy from accounting who always steals your best pen. It'll be our little secret. We won't even tell anyone that you think of it like a voodoo doll. Don't worry.

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#41

Personalized Pet Photo Blanket

There's always that person in the office who's cold no matter what. Give them something nice to wrap themselves up in with a blanket made from a photo of their pet. The adorable blanket is available with several background color options and size options.

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#42

Anti-Theft Moldy Sandwich Bag

Keep Jerry's prying hands off your god d*amn sandwich with a baggie that makes it look like it's been in the fridge since Jerry started working there in 1975. There are a ton of baggies in the box, so you'll have over a month's worth of untouched sandwiches that look gross.

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#43

Death Wish Coffee

You might be dead inside but after one cup of Death Wish coffee you'll remember what it felt like before you started working 40 (re: 60) hour weeks under fluorescent lights. It's got twice the caffeine of a regular cup and a smooth, bold flavor that's never bitter.

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#44

USB C Mouse Jiggler

Working hard or hardly working? With this mouse jiggler you can make it look like you're busy as a bee when in actuality you've been playing Madden for the last 3 hours. The jiggler keeps your mouse moving just enough to keep your computer awake and your Slack on green.

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#45

Scream Absorbing Jar

Those dumb phone booths in your office that are supposedly "soundproof" are anything but so when you need to flip out but you don't want anyone to know, you need the scream absorbing jar. Put the strange rubbery contraption over your mouth and shriek, it'll contain all your decibels in its wide base.

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