31 Ridiculously Funny Socks For Men That Guarantee LOLs From Head To Toes

Updated: Dec 10 2022

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Being gifted socks doesn't have to be a lame event, these funny socks for men will make you LOL so hard that you'll want to go shoeless so you can make other people do the same. You can never have enough funny socks, especially when they can overlap with other areas of your life and replace square dress socks or crew socks you wear to work out. And socks for men are some of the funniest ever made (and funny socks for women, too!). There are dad jokes that'll make you groan, there are food socks that come in takeout containers, there are socks laden with four-letter words that'll make you cackle, the list goes on and on! Crazy socks, wacky socks, weird socks, prank socks, it's all here. In fact, it'd be a real feat if you could pick just one pair, your feet want you to get a whole drawer full.

Burger Socks Box

Order up! Two pairs of socks, very well done in design and appearance, with a little bit of laughter on the side! These burger socks will make any food lover chuckle and come in a box like the one you get down at your favorite burger joint.

$17 .99

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Sushi Sock Set

You won't wanna fold these socks when they come out of the wash, you'll want to roll them back up so they look like they did when you took them out of the box. The brilliant pair of nigiri and sushi socks come in a take-out tray for added fun.

$19 .99

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Guess What Chicken Butt Socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw another person he could tell the Guess What/Chicken Butt joke to. The joke as old as time itself gets new life as the design on a pair of socks.

$9 .99

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WWE Legends Socks

Walk with the confidence, badassery, and sheer insanity of Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan with a pair of these epic socks on your feet. They're modeled after WWE Legends and the minute you've got both on you will, in fact, be ready to rumble.

$8 .95

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Sour Patch Kids Funny Socks

First, they're sour, then they're sweet, and Sour Patch Kids are always good to your feet. Wear these under your suit pants and you'll make quite an impression on the CEO.

$14 .98

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Horse Hoof Novelty Socks

If you go for a run while you're wearing these socks, are you technically galloping? The only way to find out is by putting them on before going for a run. And make sure you wear them with shorts so people can see the hair print.

$7 .99

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My Feet Are Hiding Camo Funny Socks

Supposedly there's a pair of socks here, but we can't see it. If there was a pair of camo socks printed with "my feet are hiding," though, imagine how funny it would be if you wore them around the house and tried to convince people that your feet had disappeared.

$9 .99

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Here Comes Cool Dad Funny Socks

Not every dad can be a cool dad, but the guy wearing this pair of socks certainly will be. They announce his presence better than a couple of tykes screaming his name ever could.

$14 .99

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Circle Game Meme Funny Socks

Flex on all the dudes and work and win The Game with a pair of socks that make the circle game sign for you. All you've got to do is wear this pair and kick your leg up.

$14 .95

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#10

Pickle Rick Crew Socks

These socks would create a conundrum for Pickle Rick, would he be able to yell about being a pickle or would he be able to yell about being socks? Debate that and other mysteries of the universe as you're doing your best Rick impression.

$13 .99

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#11

Scooby Doo Ears Socks

Scooby dooby doo, where are you? He's on your feet! These charming socks make a playful pair to wear when you're hanging out with your nieces and nephews. They'll love, and let's be real, you will too, the lightweight ears that bounce as you walk.

$13 .99

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#12

Ringmaster of the Sh*t Show Funny Socks

It is in fact your circus and those are in fact your monkeys and you're going to have to do something about it. Accept your dubious honor as ringmaster of the sh*t show by wearing this hilarious pair of socks and see if you can get things back on track.

$14 .99

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#13

Meep Meep Beaker Socks

Who is the best Muppet and why is it Beaker? If you're not making lots of meep meep meep meep sounds while shuffling your feet back and forth, what are you even doing? These socks even have a tuft of bright orange hair for added fun. They will make you feel true happiness!

$24 .99

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#14

Rick And Morty Mr. Meeseeks Crew Socks

If you hear someone saying, "I am Mr. Meeseeks, look at me," you'll know where it's coming from. Hop in a portal to awesome footwear by pulling on a pair of bright blue socks that won't expire and vanish into thin air after fulfilling their purpose of keeping your feet comfy.

$8 .00

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#15

Fact Dwight Schrute Socks

You'll really be able to follow in the footsteps of Dwight Schrute when you're wearing him on your feet. How else do you expect to become the assistant to the regional manager? It's just a fact.

$11 .95

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#16

Busy Making a F*cking Difference

When you're out there absolutely crushing it for the people of Planet Earth, you need a pair of socks that can keep up with your amazingness. Roll up your sleeves, roll up your pant legs and make an impression with these socks while you're busy making a difference.

$6 .49

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#17

Closed I Cannot Adult Today Funny Socks

Meet your new Saturday and Sunday socks. And maybe Friday starting at 4:30pm socks. And "days before a holiday socks." Really, you can wear these socks anytime because who actually wants to adult most days? Adulting makes every day feel like a Monday.

$9 .98

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#18

I'd Rather Be Golfing Socks

The only time the sentiment on the bottom of these socks isn't true is when you are golfing. And even then, when you get to the eighteenth hole and are walking to the club, the socks magically become true again. The course is calling and you must go.

$11 .99

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#19

Spongebob and Patrick Sock Set

F is for Friends who do stuff together and you'll never find a tighter pair than Spongebob and Patrick. This sock set was made to be mismatched since Spongebob and Patrick should never be separated. Bikini Bottom just wouldn't be the same if they weren't together.

$10 .99

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#20

I'd Rather Be Squatchin Shirt

The Missing Link waits for no one and real Squatchers know this. While they're hanging out at home, chances are they'd rather be out, wandering through the forest looking for the mythical beast. Wear these socks and no one will wonder what you're daydreaming about.

$9 .97

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#21

Plumber Equipment Funny Socks

There are few professions on the planet Earth that are as important as plumbers. Who else can save the day when the toilet is spouting off like Old Faithful because your internal pipes decided to unclog? Honor their extraordinary service with these socks.

$12 .96

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#22

Happy Clouds Bob Ross Socks

Elevating your mood with your socks is easy when it's Bob Ross's face on your footwear. These happy little socks will clear the sad clouds hanging over your demeanor, making way for wispy white ones and plenty of sunshine.

$8 .96

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#23

I'm Into Fitness Funny Socks

Forget leg day, forget arm day, the only day that matters is Taco Tuesday. Fit'ness taco into your mouth is important and you know what else is? Fit'ness nacho plate into your mouth, too. Wear these lettuce green socks to the gym and then immediately leave to go to Chipotle.

$9 .99

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#24

Can of Whoop A$$ Funny Socks

Behold, a threat issued by many a middle schooler and many a coach of teenagers trying to sound like a badass. The good old can of whoop ass is something you can unleash with your feet if they stink, but they won't in these socks because they're pretty breathable.

$11 .95

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#25

It All Hurts and I'm Dying Funny Socks

Everyone will know that you didn't skip leg day when they see you wearing this pair of socks. While you're convalescing and getting over that DOMS, you can wear this pair to milk a little extra pity out of your girlfriend. Maybe she won't roll her eyes when she brings you some Tylenol.

$13 .99

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#26

This Meeting is BS Funny Socks

From the mid-ankle down, these socks look as professional as any other pair you might wear under your suit pants with those hideous and uncomfortable brown shoes that you hate. But the secret words on the cuff are the ones that'll keep you going until it's 5pm. Just don't tell your boss they're there.

$14 .99

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#27

Bring Me Some Pizza Funny Socks

Keep your feet up and bank on the kindness of those around you to bring you food with a pair of socks that humbly begs for a humble slice. No one should have to go without pizza.

$11 .99

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#28

Sh*t Happens Poop Emoji Funny Socks

If you hear raucous laughter in conjunction with raucous farting while you're in the bathroom, assume it's because someone saw these socks under the stall wall. They're also perfect for laundry day, or when you're walking the dog around the block at 6AM praying he'll drop a deuce.

$13 .00

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#29

Hot Stuff Funny Socks

Meet your new first date socks. How could a woman possibly disagree with something printed on a sock? And further, how could she disagree if there are chili peppers and hot sauce accompanying that sentiment? Who cares if you lied about your height, you're hot stuff, baby.

$9 .99

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#30

Shut the Duck Up Funny Socks

Looks like this pair of socks got autocorrected. It happens to the best of us, but why not lean into it and have a quacking good time? Really makes for a ducking good pair of socks.

$8 .94

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#31

I'd Rather Be Fishing Funny Socks

Gents, how honest is the sentiment on these socks? At your niece's 6-month "birthday party" or while you're waiting outside the dressing room at Old Navy or while you're listening to your boss drone, the words on the cuff of these socks will echo in your soul.

$14 .00

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#32

Pizza Socks

Do you wanna pizza these socks? Of course, you do! Not only do they have a mouthwatering design that'll make you crave all things covered in pepperoni, they come in a box that's shaped like a pizza box. They're a fantastic stocking stuffer for anyone that has a need for cheese.

$25 .99

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#33

Superman Cape Socks

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just you running around the house with your Superman cape socks on. The playful socks go up to about mid-calf so if you wore them with low tops or sandals they'd look especially awesome.

$6 .39

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#34

Best Grandpa By Par Socks

Dad jokes are twice as funny when they're told by grandpas since grandpas are like, dads squared. These socks will make the old man chuckle and feel as loved as he ever has.

$11 .99

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#35

I Like Fishing and Maybe 3 People Funny Socks

Three people is probably pushing it, especially when you're on a fishing trip. The more people you bring along, the more risk you run of them catching one of the biggest fish and you being stuck with some minnow. But the company can be pretty nice.

$9 .99

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#36

Horny Funny Deer Socks

There's only one time of year when a man can say that he's feeling horny and not want to immediately jump into bed. Wearing these while you're sitting out on the blind will bring you the extra luck you need to land a buck that'll make you wanna celebrate by getting buck nude at home with your lady.

$11 .95

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#37

Smart A$$ Funny Socks

That's a really intelligent donkey you have on your socks there. Anyone that dares refer to it as an intelligent donkey definitely deserves to be called a smart a$$. This clever pair was made for the office and situations where this kind of humor is inappropriate because that's what makes life fun.

$9 .99

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#38

Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks

The recipe for a good time is woven into the design of these socks. No, it's not cumin or beef or beans or anything like that. It's hilarity in the form of poor Kevin dumping his prized cook-off food all over your tootsies. Oh no.

$14 .95

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