37 Extremely Funny Teacher Gifts That'll Earn You An A For Awesomeness

Updated: Apr 11 2023

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Class is in session and you're about to get schooled in the best, most hilarious list of funny teacher gifts around. This isn't a comedy class but it's pretty darn close with an array of teacher gifts designed to elicit smiles, laughter, and general hilarity. You'll finally have the 4.0 GPA you've always craved and all it takes is being thoughtful. There are smaller gifts appropriate for students to give to teachers, larger ones that family members might want to consider, and lots of items in the middle great for "just because" events at school or an office Secret Santa party. Just as "f(x) = [x] at x = 2", the limit does not exist on how much awesomeness these gifts will add to any teacher's classroom or how much they'll make a retiring teacher miss their profession.

Snarky Pencils for Teachers

These are the pencils that the teacher is going to want to keep out of reach of the kids. They're stamped with gold foil, silver foil, or black snarky message that poke fun at all the things they hate about the profession they love.

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TeacherLife Snarky Adult Coloring Book

All the things a teacher wishes they could say but definitely cannot are on the pages of this adult coloring book. The stunningly silly designs will help them meltaway their stress with every stroke of the colored pencil.

$6 .99

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Since teachers are also champion boo-boo healers, they might as well heal in style with these very on-brand bandages. And students will love them since they're covered in "squeaky clean" insults courtesy of The Bard himself.

$16 .21

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The Stress Relief Dammit Doll

During your planning hour, beat the sh*t out of this dammit doll and you'll be ready for your next half day's worth of classes. The sturdy but soft dolls come in clutch when it comes to relieving stress and anxiety and pent-up frustration that kids seem to cause.

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Literary Insults Poster

Can the parents even be mad at you for teaching their kids insults from famous literature? They're learning about classic lit, they're not using four-letter words that would get them in trouble, and they're increasing their vocabulary. This colorful poster is a great addition to any classroom wall for all those reasons.

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What Do You Meme Teacher's Edition

Teacher memes rival reaction memes in their level of hilarity and this game proves it. The card match game challenges you to create the funniest pairing of teacher meme and phrase that created the situation.

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F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

There are answers so wrong that they're right and this book is full of them. You won't be able to stop laughing at the dumb sh*t that students turned in as part of their homework, exams, and other assignments. It'll make you look forward to reading your students' tests, just in case they dropped a nugget as golden as these.

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Really?! Funny Self-Inking Stamp

Every now and then a student writes an answer that's so profoundly wrong it's almost right. During those times, there is this self-inking stamp, which invites an answer to their answer.

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Times I Was Right and Nobody Listened Funny Journal

There are so many times a teacher can break out this clever notebook. During a meeting with the principal who insisted they change their lesson plans to disastrous results, during a parent-teacher conference, or during a post-mortem on a test where you told the students to study and they didn't.

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#10

Student Tears (Still Warm) Funny Mug

The best part of waking up is student tears in your cup! Nothing intimidates a new batch of victims, er, students, like a mug warning them how much the last batch cried. This hilarious ceramic piece holds about 12oz of beverage but also works great as a pencil holder.

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#11

Look At All the Stuff I Haven't Done Funny Notepad

Depending on where they are in the semester, every page of this notepad could be filled with things that a teacher should have done but hasn't yet. Such is life in the teacher world. The sentiment on the pad will make them groan but it'll help them get sh*t done nonetheless.

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#12

The Blah Blah Blah Button for Bad Excuses

The dog ate your homework? Really? Can you bring in the do to prove it? When a teacher is feeling skeptical about a response and their BS detector is going off, this button will come in really handy. Don't wait for the rest of the excuse, just tap it and hear BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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#13

Humble Pi: A Comedy of Maths Errors

Math can go very wrong and when it does, the results are often hilarious. A teacher might use some of the epic math fails in Humble Pi to teach their class about why using a calculator is important. You're also likely to catch them reading it over and over again, just to make sure everything is adding up.

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#14

Zen as F**k Journal

The Zen AF journal encourages the user to use four-letter words to tell the world what they really feel. The prompts, passages, and blank spaces in this book will help a teacher vent their frustrations, recenter, reset, and tackle life and work with a new vigor.

$6 .90

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#15

Why You're The Best Teacher Fill In The Blank Book

You learned a lot about nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives, and more from your English teacher, show them just how much with this adorable book. There are tons of prompts for you to respond to, and when you're finished writing your answers, you'll have a lovely, one-of-a-kind book for a teacher you really care about.

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#16

The World's Largest Coffee Mug

For those teachers that have to deal with little rascals under the age of 6, this mug is especially fitting. The gigantic piece holds about 1.5 gallons of coffee. That's enough caffeine to make them astrally project from their bodies and teach on a whole new plane of existence.

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#17

Not My Job Stamp

When the principal comes by with some paperwork that they need a teacher to do, this stamp is gonna come in handy. It applies to so many things and it self-inks so they don't have to dip before stamping (that, too, is not their job).

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#18

Poor Man's Pencil Dispenser aka Straw Dispenser

Instead of putting your pencils in a cup like some run-of-the-mill teacher, put them inside something students recognized from the stadium. This straw dispenser has a brilliant double use as a pencil dispenser, it works great!

$32 .99

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#19

Wine Bottle Glass Attachment

You said you'd only have one glass of wine after school and who are you to make a liar of yourself? When you need a little more than just "one glass" turn the whole bottle into one glass with this wine bottle attachment.

$17 .99

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#20

It's 330 Somewhere Funny Wine Glass

The best thing about being a teacher is that you don't have to wait until 5pm for happy hour, you get an extra hour and a half. Get loaded with this wine glass, which is etched with a message that any educator can appreciate and agree with.

$19 .95

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#21

After School Snack Funny Shot Glass

It's important to have an afterschool snack to power through the rest of the afternoon, even more so when you're a teacher and have 8 (approximately) more hours of work to do. This shot glass can be filled with their spirit of choice and may inspire interesting comments on bad exam answers.

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#22

Never Trust an Atom Funny Socks

Science teachers will be coming in hot with the dad jokes when they're wearing these funny socks. The color attire is perfect for science teachers looking to add some giggles to their lesson plans and classroom days.

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#23

Scream Absorbing Jar

Everyone knows that those "soundproof" booths that people have in offices and schools aren't soundproof at all. When you need to let loose a scream that would cause someone to call 911 on suspicion of murder, this jar will have your back and your voice.

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#24

Disinfecting Wipes & Vitamin C

Children are basically germ factories and if you wanna infuse a little gallows humor into your teacher's life, this bundle of disinfectant and immune booster will do it. They can be literal lifesavers for a teacher that wants to avoid germs as best they can.

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#25

Death Wish World’s Strongest Coffee

How many years have you been pushing yourself through the day on that motor oil swill they're trying to pass off as coffee in the teacher's lounge? Kick the caffeine and flavor up a notch with Death Wish. It's got a bold flavor that'll give you the confidence to deal with kids and twice the caffeine of a regular cup.

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#26

You Are A Badass Book

There are few people as badass as teachers that walk the Earth. Not even ninjas or superheroes are quite on their level. This book will help you bring out your inner badass if you've been feeling a little glum. It teaches anyone, even current badasses, how to be a little more BA and live their best lives.

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#27

Teacher of All Things Funny Shirt

Thing 1, Thing 2, and all the Things in between, that's who you'll be teaching when you wear this shirt. Perfect for elementary school teachers that have an affinity for Dr. Seuss books in their lesson plans, the charming shirt is comfortable and most importantly, machine washable.

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#28

The COMFY Blanket Sweatshirt

Grading papers or doing lesson plans is so much easier to stomach wen you can do it in a sweatshirt that's the size of a blanket. The inside of the COMFY is sherpa lined for optimal comfort, it has a hood to block out intruders, and a big pocket for snacks and extra pens.

$49 .29

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#29

What's Your Superpower Mug

For real though, teachers are superheroes. They wear more hats than most people own, and this mug celebrates all of them. When they're feeling stressed after a day of being a counselor, babysitter, educator, chaos coordinator, role model, and administrator, the drink in this mug will warm them up.

$14 .19

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#30

Olly Endless Energy

The Energizer Bunny's got nothing on the teacher that starts their day with Olly's Endless Energy gummies. The tasty berry-flavored vitamins have a hint of caffeine, B vitamins, and L-theanine that'll keep you powered up all day long.

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#31

Leather Pocket Protector

Anyone that's been burned by a leaky pen knows why a pocket protector is necessary. The bespoke leather accessories aren't just for nerds, they're for any teacher that wants to keep their drip safe from drops of ink.

$8 .95

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