You won’t find a more on-the-nose spot to store your hard earned cash than inside this armored truck piggy bank. This brilliantly styled piggy bank that looks like a Brinks armored truck is even password protected to ensure that absolutely no one gets in.

Help others curb their smartphone addiction by placing their beloved device inside the phone jail. It features a tamper-proof design, can fit up to six smartphones, and can be locked from the outside – it’s the perfect way to keep your kids form over-using their phones.

Turn that frown upside down by unleashing your creativity on Cheer The Fuck Up. This comical and profane coloring book for adults will “channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.”

Pick Your Poison is like “Would You Rather?” on chaos mode. Craft the most hilariously awful dilemmas with 300 twisted cards, then force your friends to choose between truly unthinkable options. It’s laughter, discomfort, and moral confusion in a box.

Waking and baking takes on a delicious new meaning when you start your days with the Dream Griddle alarm clock. It features a handy snooze/preheat function and comes with a built-in Carbon Monoxide detector to keep you safe at all times.

Avoid breathing in harmful gasses like carbon monoxide and hydrogen cyanide using this emergency fire escape mask. It’s designed to provide up to 60 minutes of filtered air, comes with a flexible neoprene band, and can be equipped in less than 30 seconds.

Keep your mane looking as glorious and thick as ever by sprinkling some beard oil into your manly whiskers. Made from all natural ingredients, this special oil contains a delightful woodsy scent and is designed to give your beard and mustache a brilliant luster.

The Dishwinkle Dirty Dishwasher Indicator makes it easy to track clean vs. dirty dishes. Simply hang it on your dishwasher rack – if there’s water in the Dishwinkle, dishes are clean; if it’s empty, they’re dirty. No magnets, no hassle, just simplicity!

The arrival of new troops can be littered with potential danger, luckily the Fatherhood Training Manual is here to help you avoid them. Its pages are designed to aid newly appointed commanding officers with the know how they’ll need to help their troops survive childhood.

Get your foot into the world of yoga from the comfort and safety of your living room Yoga for the Inflexible Male. This practical instructional book guides you through three hour-long yoga practices accompanied by fifteen poses that even the average Joe can do.

Make your pool day even better by bringing along a few slices in the form of this pizza slice inflatable pool float. This giant vinyl float measures 48 inches in diameter and comes covered in gooey pepperoni and cheese slices.

Pay homage to your all-time favorite wrestler in a pair of WWE legend socks. These brightly colored attention-grabbing socks feature full colored portraits of iconic wrestlers like Ric Flair and the one and only Hulk Hogan.