21 Explosive Monty Python Gifts That Are The Holy Grail Of Pop Culture Presents

Updated: Oct 19 2022
21 Explosive Monty Python Gifts That Are The Holy Grail Of Pop Culture Presents
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And now, for something completely different, a list of Monty Python gifts the likes of which you've never seen before. We interrupt your evening (or afternoon, or morning or whatever) to annoy you with gift ideas that will live in your head rent-free and make things generally more irritating now that you're living without them. From movie lovers to strange women lying in ponds, there's a Holy Grail in here for everyone on your pop culture aficionado gift list. We only used the finest baby frogs to curate a list of gifts so perfect that 'tis but a scratch on the surface of great ideas for funny men and funny friends. Let me tell you something, my lad, whether it's vintage treats from the 70s when the show and movies aired or more modern delights like home decor that newer fans will love, if it's Monty Python, it's here. And finally, none of these gifts will call your mother a hamster or say your father smelt of elderberries. Take a win where you can get one.

Python-opoly Game

Relive all the moments from Monty Python with a game of Python-opoly. The Monopoly-style game has been redone with all the references, jokes, and imagery that you'd expect to find in the Python-verse. It's a game you'll actually want to go on for hours because it's just that fun.
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Monty Python Horse Action Figure

You're going to have so much fun playing with this horse action figure! What do you mean you can't tell it's a horse? If you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail you'll be in on one of the best jokes of all time and enjoy playing with your coconuts.
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Monty Python Knight Plushie

Have a little fun with the black knight and give him just a flesh wound by playing with this large stuffed toy. He's 14 inches tall and has arms and legs that can be removed to show off bloody stumps while you're reenacting the iconic scenes.
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Tim the Enchanter Hat

Becoming a wizard doesn't require pointy hats and sorcerer strangeness, all it requires is donning this horned hat. Be Tim the Enchanter this Halloween and throw it back to the 70s with the lightweight, comfy piece of headgear.
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Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Slippers

The dog will be scared shitless the first time he sees you wearing these Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog slippers around the house. But hey, at least that means he won't be begging for food. The slippers are incredibly warm and have a soft footbed that seems to hug your feet.
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Monty Python's Flying Circus Quote Mug

It seems like there's a Monty Python quote for everything and when you're in a situation at work that could use some levity, look no further than this coffee mug. It's printed with over a dozen colorful quotes from the Flying Circus and some of the movies to infuse some hilarity into your morning.
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Tis But a Scratch the Black Knight FunkoPOP

Get playful with your Funko Pop display with a figurine of the black knight. The iconic character stands at almost 4 inches tall and comes with a pair of arms to position on the ground since obviously, 'tis but a scratch, that has removed his appendages.
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Monty Python Cow Catapult Set

Nothing keeps a grail safer than a bovine trebuchet. Designed to repel knights and kings, this playset, which includes the Trojan rabbit, is your key to flinging farmyard animals to keep your precious treasures safe.
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Lumberjack Soap

You're a lumberjack and that's OK but you're probably getting really sweaty and kind of gross-out there chopping wood all day. Clean yourself up with this Monty Python-themed soap which is infused with a lovely fresh-cut timber aroma.
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Monty Python Flying Playset

Create your own Flying Circus with a set of magnets inspired by the imagery, props, and characters from the iconic show. You could make a pet shop or a subtitled French film complete with cabbage using the set which contains dozens upon dozens of magnets.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie Poster Replica

Relive the magic of the movie by putting up a replica of the mighty python and the holy Grail poster from 1975 on your wall. In true one-sheet style, it measures 24"x36" and comes rolled in a protective tube ready for hanging.
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Tis But a Scratch Metal Lunch Box

You can be a middle-aged dude and still want to take your lunch to work in a playful metal box like the one you had when you were a kid. This Holy Grail-themed box has a purple retro style and it's constructed from sturdy metal that'll keep your food safe day after day.
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Monty Python's Flying Circus Sticky Notes

Instead of using those boring post-its that your office provides, spice things up a little with these Monty Python sticky notes. They come in a booklet for easy storage and fit in a purse or pocket. There are three pads in the book measuring different sizes for you to write different-sized thoughts on.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Blu-Ray Set with Castle

In typical Monty Python style, this holy grail movie set is a lot more fun than most comedies could ever dream to be. In addition to a Blu-ray with the movie and special features, you'll get a fold-out castle and some animal figurines to play with.
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Monty Python Foot Soap

This soap is definitely something completely different. Cleanliness is next to naughty bits and you can enjoy the most satirical shower you've ever had with the exfoliating honey and oatmeal bar.
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Monty Python Dead Parrot Slippers

Confuse your pets with a pair of slippers that look like a pair of dead parrots. Here's hoping you don't have a bird around the house, the slippers would make the poor thing fly away. They're warm and wonderful and great for wearing on a cold winter morning.
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