37 Spicy Taco Bell Gifts That'll Make You Want To Live Mas

Updated: Feb 14 2023

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The moment you've been waiting for is here, the hottest, most fire, anything but mild Taco Bell gifts have arrived. You'll have a Baja blast scrolling through the goodies listed below and by the time you reach the end, you'll be craving a six-pack of soft tacos and a crunchy taco supreme to top it off. These are nacho average food gifts, these are spicy and savory treats suitable as funny gifts for guys and funny gifts for gals who simply can't get enough hot sauce in their lives. Some of the gifts are edible, and some of them are straight-up incredible. From nostalgic articles of clothing you remember from back in the day to hotter-than-hot puns on taco stickers and jewelry, you can't go wrong in treating your friends to a funny gift from here. There's not a restaurant in the world that deserves to be celebrated as much as Taco Bell, so embrace your love of fast food and grab some gifts that'll make you Live Mas. Your Taco Tuesday will never be the same.

Taco Bell Party Pack Card Game

Combine Taco Tuesday and family game night to a fantastically farty and laugh-filled result with this Taco Bell party game. It's made for 2-6 players and each round takes about 20 minutes so it's nice and high-paced. Remember, though, the cards are for playing with, not eating!

$29 .99

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Taco Bell Sweatpants

When you're chowing down on Taco Bell it's important that you have room in your tummy for lots of yummy food but also that you have lots of room in your waistband. Think of these sweatpants as your eatin' pants. Put 'em on, chow down, and still be sitting in comfort later on.

$25 .99

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Taco Bell Hot Sauce Fanny Pack

Show the gang that you're ready to go at Taco Bell, the amusement park, during finals week, at church, anywhere, by wearing this spicy fanny pack. It's adjustable to fit plenty of waist sizes, with a zipper to keep things safe inside its pouch.

$18 .00

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Taco Bell Drive Thru Blanket

Dream of non-existent waits at the drive-thru and a fresh cartridge of CO2 in the soda machine so you get some extra bubbles in your Baja Blast under the cozy comfort of this Taco Bell blanket. The lightweight fleece throw is 45"x60", perfect for a little snack and snuggle.

$49 .99

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Shotgun Toilet Plunger

A heavy-duty poo requires heavy-duty equipment when it comes to clearing the pipes. After a rootin' tootin' bad time on the can post-TB you can count on the redneck plunger to blow the ever-loving f*ck outta the log you dropped and get the toilet ready for your next sesh.

$35 .98

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Taco Bell Creamy Chipotle Sauce

Taco Bell has some serious Taco Balls making a sauce bearing the name of a restaurant that calls itself a competitor but they went and did it. This creamy sauce has a smoky chipotle flavor that's mouthwateringly good.

$32 .74

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The Taco Toaster

In the winter turn Taco Tuesday into Toasty Taco Tuesday with the original Taco Toaster. Save a few calories by making hardshell tacos by using the toaster-safe inserts that gently fold and mold your soft taco shells into crispy delights.

$9 .99

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The Burrito Blanket

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be one of your favorite foods? Wrap yourself up in this burrito blanket and find out! The flannel blanket is double-sided and a whopping 71" in diameter, making it the pinnacle of comfort.

$19 .99

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Bottled Taco Bell Sauce

There are only so many sauce packets you can steal before the guy behind the counter chases you out of the restaurant with the bean-dispensing caulk gun. Bring home your favorite hot, fire, mild, or diablo sauce with a bottle and you can enjoy it on everything from scrambled eggs to cake.

$12 .49

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#10

Caulk Gun for Distributing Beans

They say you should never see how the sausage is made but they never said anything about the beans. If you've ever watched your burrito come to life you know they splurt those refried wonders onto your shell with what looks like this caulk gun. Load this bad boy up for an authentic experience at home.

$19 .18

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#11

52 Things To Do While You Poo

You're liable to have a lot of time to kill on the can after a big order of Taco Bell, that fiber does a number on the intestines. When you've reached the bottom of Instagram, this book will be there. It's filled with fart jokes, Sudoku puzzles, word finders, mazes, and so much more!

$7 .99

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#12

Taco Bell Gift Card

Give a Taco Bell lover the gift they really crave, a gift card to their favorite restaurant. With this golden ticket in hand they can get anything and everything they desire and stuff their face with beefy, cheesy, bean-filled goodness any time they like.

$25 .00

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#13

The Poop Knife

Honking out a log after a trip to Taco Bell is like taking your plumbing's life into your own hands. Make it a little easier on those poor pipes by breaking up the logjam with the Poop Knife. The plastic slicer makes quick work of massive loads.

$14 .95

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#14

The Taco Tuesday Cookbook: 52 Tasty Taco Recipes

Taco Tuesday is yours for the taking regardless of whether you can make it to the Bell with this book on your shelf. The cookbook is packed with 52 tasty taco recipes packed with a fresh taste, a little cheese, and just the right amount of spice. The best part - they only take 30 minutes to make!

$20 .45

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#15

Cat Taco Holder

Why would you reach your hand into a bag to remove another taco when you have a purr-fect perch for your tasty food with this cat? You'll be feline fine using this novelty stand to keep your tacos upright. He can hold long tacos, short tacos, hard tacos, soft tacos, everything.

$16 .99

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#16

Taco Bell Sunflower Seeds

When you forget the chips and queso and find yourself craving that crunch that you can only get from Taco Bell, turn to Bigs. With the infusion of savory and spice and everything nice you find in a Taoc Supreme, the sunflower seeds will give you that satisfying snap you're looking for in every bite.

$14 .10

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#17

Shart Wipes

Keep these wipes around, hidden under your bathroom sink, so that you never have to admit you actually did shart after having too many hard shell tacos. The moist wipes are unscented and good and moist so they'll treat your Baja blasted butthole with care.

$6 .59

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#18

Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

Fight back against awful aromas in the bathroom with the Master Crapsman gift set. The toolbox is designed to fight back against farts and bathroom stenches with "trap-a-crap" and "royal flush," two flowery, pleasant scents that'll leave you wanting more.

$26 .99

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#19

A Big Box of Imodium

Did you make the mistake of pounding out a $20 Taco Bell order on a road trip? Make sure your friends don't hate you by following up that first rest-stop visit with some Imodium. It'll put a cork in the taco trots until you can find a bathroom that isn't by the side of a highway.

$9 .99

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#20

32 Rolls of Toilet Paper

Supposedly there are enough rolls in this pack to last for over 6 months. But you can and should do a little science experiment to see if those 32 rolls really last 6 months if all you're doing is eating sacks of soft tacos and Baja Blast.

$29 .87

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#21

Taco Vs Burrito Card Game

The Taco vs Burrito debate is alive and well and continues in this super fun family game. The card game was created by a 7-year-old, so you know it's exciting, fun, and a little bit ridiculous. It's a Baja Blast for the entire family to enjoy with a side of strategy and spice.

$19 .99

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#22

Taco Poet Magnetic Poetry

On the morn of Taco Tuesday craft a work of words so beautiful that would make John Keats roll in his grave. You'll have 200 words at your disposal in this box, each of 'em hot and messy and full of spicy emotion.

$14 .95

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#23

Taco Bell Seasoning Mix

You celebrated Taco Tuesday at the Bell but you just can't get enough. Have Taco Thursday at home without a second trip through the drive-thru with Taco Bell's Original Taco seasoning mix. It's 1oz of chili pepper, paprika, and secret spices that'll blow your mind.

$19 .68

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#24

Taco Bell Refried Beans

These are the same kinda beans that come out of the iconic Taco Bell caulk gun to fill your Bena Burrito with something like 6-8oz of bean amazingness. Savor the flavor of these pinto and pink beans that are 100% vegetarian.

$27 .99

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#25

Taco Bell Thick and Chunky Salsa

Mild? No, this chunky salsa is wild! Get an extra order of chips before tucking into the jar of tomato-y tastiness. It's full of all-natural awesomeness that your tastebuds will crave long after you drink the last drop.

$8 .99

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#26

Wet Farts Potent Fart Spray

Did you actually go to Taco Bell or did you just want people to think you did so they'd be jealous? Keep 'em guessing with potent Wet Farts spray. All it takes is one spritz to clear a room, much like your toots after too many soft tacos.

$12 .99

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#27

A Big Bottle of Tums

When you've got a Taco Bell date at 11am and a big presentation at noon there's only one blue bottle you can trust and it's not a cup of Baja Blast. It's good ol' Tums, the antiacid that'll take all the bark out of your burp.

$12 .66

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#28

The Fart Vacuum

After a trip to good ol' TB you might be ready to drop some butt blasters that would get you brought up on war crimes at the Hague. Which isn't great when you have an afternoon meeting. With The Fart Vacuum, you can suck up all that odor and spare your coworkers the awful aroma.

$11 .99

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